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{{cquote|A long, long time ago<br>Long before the Superbowl<br>And things like lemonade<br>The Hellenic Republic was full of smarts<br>And a question resting on the Grecian hearts was<br>What is the circumference of a circle? | |||
But they were set on rational numbers<br>And it ranks among their biggest blunders<br>They worked on it for years<br>and confirmed one of their biggest fears<br>I can't be certain if they cried<br>When irrationality was realized<br>but something deep within them died<br>The day they discovered Pi | |||
They were thinking...<br>Pi, Pi, mathematical Pi<br>3.141592<br>6535897<br>93238462<br>64338327 (not rounded) | |||
Well this kind of Pi is different than most<br>It hasn't got berries, ain't spread on toast<br>And that's how it's always been<br>We keep extending its decimal places<br>Pushing our computers through their paces<br>But we'll never reach the end | |||
So why the fascination with<br>A number whose end is just a myth<br>When's the adulation<br>For mental masturbation<br>It might have something to do with the stars<br>To calculate distances from afar<br>But that's just a guess about the way things are<br>Regarding the precision of Pi | |||
I am pondering...<br>Pi, Pi, mathematical Pi<br>3.141592<br>6535897<br>93238462<br>64338327 | |||
Now I feel that I should mention<br>Pi is applicable in any dimension<br>At least as far as I know...<br>If there were no Pi we'd be missing things<br>Like marbles and mugs and balls of string<br>And sports such as soccer and curling. | |||
The orbs in their celestial paths<br>Navigate along elliptical graphs<br>Ellipses have Pi in them too<br>Just one side of them has grew<br>You can see Pi in most everything<br>It's in Cornell's electron storage ring<br>and also in slinkies and other springs<br>and that's why it's important to know Pi | |||
You should memorize...<br>Pi, Pi, mathematical Pi<br>3.141592<br>6535897<br>93238462<br>64338327 | |||
Once one night I had a dream<br>That Pi was gone and I had to scream<br>'cause all Pi things had disappeared<br>Can you imagine a world like that?<br>Circles aren't round and spheres are flat<br>It's the culmination of everything we've feared | |||
Twas a nightmare of epic proportions<br>One that gave me brain contortions<br>Oh wait I mean contusions<br>They put me in some institutions<br>But then I escaped and now I'm free<br>To sing of the virtue of Pi | |||
Pi, Pi, mathematical Pi<br>3.141592<br>6535897<br>93238462<br>64338327|cite=Mathematical Pi}} | |||
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{{cquote|And the Lord said unto the children of | {{cquote|And the Lord said unto the children of Bedinibott: "Neither shalt thou eat the fruit of the tree that is known as the carrot tree!"|cite=The 10 commandments of Jeremoth (appendix to the apocrypha)}} | ||
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{{cquote|It was Christmas Eve babe<br>In the drunk tank<br>When an old man said to me<br>"Won't see another one"<br>And then he sang a song<br>The rare old mountain dew<br>I turned my face away<br>And dreamed about you. | {{cquote|<!--It was Christmas Eve babe<br>In the drunk tank<br>When an old man said to me<br>"Won't see another one"<br>And then he sang a song<br>The rare old mountain dew<br>I turned my face away<br>And dreamed about you. | ||
Got on a lucky one<br>Came in 18 to 1<br>I've got a feeling<br>This year's for me and you<br>So happy Christmas<br>I love you baby<br>I can see a better time<br>When all our dreams come true. | Got on a lucky one<br>Came in 18 to 1<br>I've got a feeling<br>This year's for me and you<br>So happy Christmas<br>I love you baby<br>I can see a better time<br>When all our dreams come true. | ||
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The boys of the NYPD choir were singing Galway Bay<br>And the bells were ringing out for Christmas day. | The boys of the NYPD choir were singing Galway Bay<br>And the bells were ringing out for Christmas day. | ||
You're a bum, you're a punk<br>You're an old slut on junk<br>Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed<br>You scumbag you maggot<br>You cheap lousy f<nowiki></nowiki>aggot<br>Happy Christmas your arse I pray god it's our last! | -->You're a bum, you're a punk<br>You're an old slut on junk<br>Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed<br>You scumbag you maggot<br>You cheap lousy f<nowiki></nowiki>aggot<br>Happy Christmas your arse I pray god it's our last!<!-- | ||
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I could have been someone<br>Well so could anyone<br>You took my dreams from me<br>When I first found you<br>I kept them with me babe<br>I put them with my own<br>Can't make it all alone<br>I built my dreams around you. | I could have been someone<br>Well so could anyone<br>You took my dreams from me<br>When I first found you<br>I kept them with me babe<br>I put them with my own<br>Can't make it all alone<br>I built my dreams around you. | ||
The boys of the NYPD choir still singing Galway Bay<br>And the bells are ringing out for Christmas day.|cite=Fairytale of New York}} | The boys of the NYPD choir still singing Galway Bay<br>And the bells are ringing out for Christmas day.-->|cite=Fairytale of New York}} | ||
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Hello all, I am Alex: long time editor, Jigglypuff main, weeb.
I test stuff a lot, so if you ever need anything tested, let me know (because testing stuff is my life).
My Discord tag is Alex the weeb#2999 and I am active on this Discord server. I also technically have a twitter, @Examinee623, but it's a highly unprofessional account, which does not represent the Wiki.
Accomplishments
- Discovering
- Witch Time weakens the charging effect of Bayonetta's smash attacks while active
- PSI Floating
- Isabelle's jostle glitch
- How to perform the spring glitch (Z-axis glitch) outside of stage builder
- The red pellet glitch on Distant Planet
- The damage cap glitch on Super Mario Maker
- The Bury glitch for Link's final smash in Ultimate
- Various modelling mistakes on stages in Ultimate
- Discrepancies between the shield jumps of Marth and Ryu with their respective echoes
- Hitstun glitch with Little Mac's counter
- Bomb jump armour glitch with Samus
- FCO Drift glitch
- Training Mode Phantom Menu glitch
- Creating the following pages:
- Co-authoring SmashWiki:Bad faith
- Getting Rollback
Subspace Emissary Oddities
I've made a handful of videos, but this is the one I'm most proud of:
Resources and data
Various resources, tests and data I have collected. Feel free to request any resources of a similar nature.
Current
User:Alex the weeb/Project C: the clone assessment project
User:Alex the weeb/Stall fall aerial comparisons
User:Alex the weeb/Toon Link special move differences
User:Alex the weeb/Freefall air speed multipliers
User:Alex the weeb/Up B fall speed changes
User:Alex the weeb/Kirby spit star duration (SSBU)
User:Alex the weeb/Back throw KO percents (SSBU)
User:Alex the weeb/Up throw KO percents (SSBU)
User:Alex the weeb/Block resistance
User:Alex the weeb/Forward smash power rankings
User:Alex the weeb/Shield size (SSBU)
User:Alex the weeb/Spike power rankings
User:Alex the weeb/Physics update effect
User:Alex the weeb/Shield break lag rankings
User:Alex the weeb/Float jump boosting
User: Alex the weeb/Rapid jab DPS rankings
User:Alex the weeb/FS Meter Damage multipliers
User:Alex the weeb/Counter frame data comparison (SSBU)
User:Alex the weeb/Back roll length ranking Ultimate
User:Alex the weeb/Who can run over Lloid Trap
User:Alex the weeb/Brittleness factor Ultimate
User:Alex the weeb/Patch notes key terms
User:Alex the weeb/Pummel net damage rankings (SSBU)
User:Alex the weeb/Spike resistance tiers (SSBU)
User:Alex the weeb/The cloned moves of Ultimate's newcomers
User:Alex the weeb/Underdog boost stats
User:Alex the weeb/Miscellanea
User:Alex the weeb/Subspace army name origins
User:Alex the weeb/Brittleness factor Brawl
User:Alex the weeb/List of bonus rooms in Subspace Emissary
User:Alex the weeb/Glide statistics (Qualitative - SSBB)
User:Alex the weeb/Alloy changelog
User:Alex the weeb/List of issues with Ruben's Smash Ultimate calculator
Old
User:Alex the weeb/Throw collaterals v Ice Climbers
User:Alex the weeb/Shieldstun stance glitch
User:Alex the weeb/Dojo technical data
User:Alex the weeb/Glide index tiers (SSB4)
User:Alex the weeb/Pummel damage index rankings (SSB4)
User:Alex the weeb/Back throw rankings index
User:Alex the weeb/Up throw ranking index
User:Alex the weeb/Omega stage blast zone height discrepancies
User:Alex the weeb/Relative stage blast zone heights SSB4
User:Alex the weeb/Speed stat gravity increase approximation
