I am Alex Parpotta.

Pseudonyms: Thirstybox, YoDawg, TheLobsterCopter5000, the guy who trolls people on for glory.

I test stuff a lot, but I usually find that things I discover were already known, albeit obscure. sigh...

I main Jigglypuff












Smash 4 Mysteries

#buffthepuff





Mr. Sakurai...









That's Senpai to you!











uhh...Senpai











Yes Jigglypuff?










uhh...I just wanted to ask...could you possibly

maybe consider potentially uhh...giving me a buff












No










But I...why not?












Because I said so











Oh PLEEEAAAAAASE!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE










No Jigglypuff, you cannot have a buff








But...






SHUT UP JIGGLYPUFF!!!!!!