User:Toomai

This user is a bureaucrat.

We are Nintendo. We challenge all players. You cannot beat us. —Nintendo of Australia, c. 1987

Toomai
Character info
Smash 64 main	Yoshi
Other Smash 64 characters	Kirby, Pikachu, Random
Melee main	Yoshi
Other Melee characters	Kirby, Pikachu, Random
Brawl main	Yoshi
Other Brawl characters	Kirby, Pikachu, Olimar, Random
Personal and other info
Birth date	February 22, 1989
Location	Peterborough, ON
Miscellaneous info
Skill	Better than all the casuals, worse than all the competitives

General Stuff

Since I've never played Smash Bros. offline with anyone near my skill level, I have no idea how good I really am - though I can take a decent guess that I wouldn't be able to beat anyone with a properly competitive mindset. That said, as a point of comparision, here is a list of other game-related things I've accomplished:

• I've cleared the 1P Game of SSB64 on Very Hard (albeit needing all 5 stock), a run that included earning No Damage versus Master Hand.
• I've beaten Events 50 and 51 in SSBM with every character.
• I've collected all trophies in SSBM (that can be obtained without hacking).
• I've cleared the Subspace Emissary 100% on Hard without stickers.
• I've cleared the Subspace Emissary on Intense.
• I've earned all 120/150 Stars in SM64/SM64DS twice (each).
• I've earned all the Stars in SMG and SMG2.
• I have 5 glittering stars in SM3DL and SM3DW.
• I'm 550-183 in MKDS online without snaking, as well as being a triple star.
• I've a Vs Rating of over 8000 in MK Wii, with a Battle Rating of over 7500. I'm also a triple star.
• I'm 3796-2054 in MK7 online (VR over 11000), and also a triple star.
• I have a Vs Rating somewhere above 4400 in MK8.
• I have 200% in DKC Tropical Freeze.
• I can beat Banjo-Kazooie 100% in under 5 and a half hours without dying (without a strategy).
• I can beat Banjo-Tooie 100% without a Turbo controller.
• I own The Legend Of Zelda: Collector's Edition and have beaten three of the four full games it contains.
• I've beaten Metroid Prime and MP2: Echoes on Hard, with 100% on each. (GCN versions)
• I've beaten the Elite 4 in Pokémon Pearl with a team of around level 47.
• At one point, I was ranked 3rd on the Guacamelee (PC) leaderboards for Normal mode 100% speed runs (2:33:38) and 1st for Hard mode 100% speed runs (3:21:56).

Global Smash Power

Global Smash Power

Category
Smash Run	1,837,508	—
Solo Classic	—	—
Group Classic	—	—
Solo All-Star	—	—
Group All-Star	—	—
Target Blast	—	—
Home-Run Contest	—	—
Co-op Home-Run Contest	—	—
Solo 10-Man Smash	—	—
Solo 100-Man Smash	—	—
Solo 3-Minute Smash	—	—
Solo Rival Smash	—	—
Solo Endless Smash	—	—
Solo Cruel Smash	—	—
Group 10-Man Smash	—	—
Group 100-Man Smash	—	—
Group 3-Minute Smash	—	—
Group Endless Smash	—	—
Group Cruel Smash	—	—
Solo Trophy Rush	—	—
Co-op Trophy Rush	—	—
Total	—	—
Last updated	~~~~~	~~~~~

Other Stuff

• It's pronounced "two-may", not "two-my". Not that it really matters.
• None of the quotes at the top of this page are just throw-ins. They all have some sort of meaning. (Although sometimes that meaning is just "Toomai has a sense of humour".)
• People on the IRC tend to call me "toom", or use "0" instead of "o", or do other things to mention me without pinging me. I will never understand why.
• My "away" name on the IRC, "IAmOot", has nothing to do with Ocarina of Time. It's a combination of a Canadian joke and a lucky reversal.
• No, you cannot have my offline name, or my face, or my address, or anything of the sort. Only those who are fading and those who are fools ruin their own mystique.

Game list/history

Experience Legend

	Owned
	Played

Game	System	Experience	Gut
Super Smash Bros.	N64		71
Super Smash Bros. Melee	GCN		93
Super Smash Bros. Brawl	Wii		97
Super Mario Bros.	VC		70
Super Mario World	VC		70
Super Mario 64	N64		73
Super Mario 64 DS	DS		82
New Super Mario Bros.	DS		77
Super Mario Galaxy	Wii		92
New Super Mario Bros. Wii	Wii		84
Super Mario Galaxy 2	Wii		94
Super Mario 3D Land	3DS		83
New Super Mario Bros. U	Wii U		84
Super Mario 3D World	Wii U		91
Paper Mario	N64		79
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door	GCN		86
Super Paper Mario	Wii		85
Bowser's Inside Story	DS		90
Luigi's Mansion	GCN		72
Super Mario Kart	VC		62
Mario Kart 64	N64		78
Mario Kart Super Circuit	GBA		71
Mario Kart Double Dash	GCN		80
Mario Kart DS	DS		90
Mario Kart Wii	Wii		91
Mario Kart 7	3DS		87
Mario Kart 8	Wii U		78
Mario Golf	N64		74
Mario Golf Toadstool Tour	GCN		76
Mario Tennis	N64		85
Mario Power Tennis	GCN		82
Mario Superstar Baseball	GCN		78
Super Mario Strikers	GCN		80
Mario Strikers Charged	Wii		86
Mario Sports Mix	Wii		72
Mario Party	N64		74
Mario Party 2	N64		72
Mario Party 3	N64		77
Mario Party 4	GCN		69
Mario Party 5	GCN		79
Yoshi's Island	GBA		93
Yoshi's Story	N64		64
Yoshi's Island DS	DS		87
Diddy Kong Racing	N64		78
Donkey Kong Country Returns	Wii		83
Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze	Wii U		83
Banjo-Kazooie	N64		91
Banjo-Tooie	N64		91
Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge	GBA		74
The Legend Of Zelda	GCN		78
The Adventure Of Link	GCN		58
A Link To The Past	VC		79
Ocarina Of Time	GCN		86
Majora's Mask	GCN		87
The Wind Waker	GCN		88
Twilight Princess	Wii		85
Phantom Hourglass	DS		78
Spirit Tracks	DS		—
Skyward Sword	Wii		85
Metroid Prime	GCN		80
Metroid Prime 2: Echoes	GCN		79
Metroid Prime 3: Corruption	Wii		81
Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards	VC		74
Kirby Canvas Curse	DS		71
Kirby Squeak Squad	DS		78
Kirby Super Star Ultra	DS		85
Kirby's Return to Dreamland	Wii		89
Kirby's Dream Collection	Wii		84
Pokémon XD: Gale Of Darkness	GCN		68
Pokémon Pearl	DS		76
Kid Icarus: Uprising	3DS		88
Pikmin	GCN		74
Pikmin 2	Wii		83
Pikmin 3	Wii U		85
Punch-Out!!	Wii		88
Tetris DS	DS		82
Tetris Axis	3DS		78
Meteos	DS		88
de Blob	Wii		86
de Blob 2	Wii		86
Rayman Raving Rabbids	Wii		61
Final Fantasy III	DS		—
Final Fantasy IV	DS		—
Fortune Street	Wii		71
Wii Sports	Wii		66
Wii Sports Resort	Wii		68
Nintendo Land	Wii U		83
Lego Star Wars	GCN		80
Lego Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy	GCN		84
Lego The Lord of the Rings	Wii		82
NHL 2K10	Wii		—
Team Fortress 2	PC		88
Portal	PC		78
Portal 2	PC		87
Audiosurf	PC		72
Spore	PC		74
SimCity (2013)	PC		75
Guacamelee (Gold Edition)	PC		84
The Wonderful 101	Wii U		83

Friend codes etc.

May be incomplete, may be not. No idea.

3DS	4382-2548-1945
Nintendo Network	Toomai
SSBB	4081-5247-2514
Mario Kart Wii	1461-6656-9884
Glimmergarage (Mario Kart 7 community)	45-6512-1181-1168
Steam name	Toomai_Glittershine
Steam ID	76561198013182579

My current lag situation appears to be: Good

Userboxes

Toomai
Dispute Handling	30%
Smash Skill	70%
Smash Knowledge	95%
Spelling/Grammar	95%
Typing Speed	80%
Wikipresence	100%
Wikiskill	90%
Basic Attributes
Admin Of Admins		This user is a bureaucrat.
Big Cheese		This user is an admin.
Controller Of Zed		This user has rollback.
Firewall		This user is immune to Flame attacks.
I R Seeing You		This user uses the IRC.
Icy Head		This user cannot use Flame attacks.
Mr. Vulcan		This user's Logic attacks deal 33% more damage.
Notoriety		This user is a significant contributor.
Photographer		This user can upload screenshots.
Polygon Team		This user can create 3D imagery.
Rasterizer		This user can create .png images.
Respectability		This user cannot use Troll attacks.
Rock Head		This user is immune to Troll attacks.
Vectorizer		This user can create .svgs.
Other Attributes
Arena Zebra		This user runs the Smash Arena.
By The Numbers		This user attempts to define everything in terms of predictability and definite values.
Creative Breeze		This user can easily create names, nomenclatures, systems, and symbols.
Data Miner		This user has Project Smash Attack, BrawlBox, and OpenSA2.
Iconic		This user has produced various sets of icons.
Leek Power		This user is part of the Smash Lab.
Overcautious		Every time one of this user's talk page posts is in the Review phase, there is a 66.7% chance it will be overthought and discarded.
Shut Up Maggots		This user knows it's not your fault but still loathes you when you edit something a minute before he does.
Strength Of Opinion		This user's opinion is often nonexistant and/or immutable.
Tabulated Gridiron		This user makes useful and cool tables.

	LADIES & GENTS! Come to the Smash Arena and vote on Round 132: Bayonetta vs. Sora!

This user is the big cheese.

This user is tall and skinny.

This user avoids doctors.

This user couldn't care less about "fashion" or what's "in".

This user is astronomical.

This user is persistent, albeit slow.

This user can't stand entitled brats.

This user is sensitive to smells.

This user has no hygiene and doesn't care in the least.

This user does not like ties.

This user believes that Banjo and Kazooie deserve to be Smashers.

This user prefers a predictable sequel over one that makes changes just for the sake of making changes.

This user drinks a lot of milk.

This user has a big head.

This user has two distinct personalities.

This user has a nonzero amount of ninja.

This user has both too much and too little power.

This user works best alone.

This user is a klutz.

This user doesn't give a crap about whether a game is "kiddy" or "family-friendly".

This user is faceless.

This user drops the hammer.

Only this user has the brains to rule here.

This user thinks a cloned Final Smash is the worst possible insult to a character.

This user has never played a game he thinks he couldn't improve.

This user is ambivalent towards ketchup.

This user has an extremely powerful musical mind.

This user could have de-cloned the entire roster.

This user is the original, not the duplicate.

This user is super effective.

This user dislikes water.

This user hates the outdoors.

This user chooses preference over performance.

This user dislikes traditional fighting games.

This user hides in the shadows.

This user is male.

This user is a nonconformist.

This user is a wimp.

This user is vulnerable to low temperatures.

This user prefers to remain at a distance.

This user respects the timey-wimey.

This user has annoying sweetspots.

This user has no sympathy.

This user has a large vocabulary.

This user is probably of the last generation that can appreciate the offline world.

This user has an arsenal.

This user tells it like it is.

This user is a good guy.

This user has a scientific mind.

This user plays, investigates, and makes games.

This user has reflexes.

This user has large pockets.

This user really shouldn't be alive based on what he eats.

This user isn't sure where he stands on games with too many options.

This user enjoys your failure.

This user will taunt you.

This user once had a huge cardboard box.

This user likes shenanigans.

This user dislikes paranormals.

Competency Charts

I don't do this like most other users around here (though many have since stolen the format). Basically, this is how well I feel I play with each character in combination with how much fun I have playing as the character. Characters are also not sorted within blocks.

Super Smash Bros.

Super Smash Bros. Melee

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Super Smash Bros. 4

A Smashing Saga

• Check out A Smashing Saga. Basically, it's a fanfiction of the entire story of the Smashers, starting way back in 1999 and following all the way up to the present.

Random Bio
	Considering what he's been through, it's hardly a surprise that Ness wasn't floored to learn of multiple universes. He can expect even the unexpected and usually has some sort of plan for the situation.

Chapter		Timeline
1	Invitations are distributed across various universes.	Formation	April	1999
2	Introductions are exchanged between the newly-acquainted Smashers.
3	Catch the fish, don’t get caught by the enemies.	Accustomization
4	Targets are smashed and snatched without mercy.
5	Dogfights are more interesting when you have eleven competent enemies to shoot down.
6	Purple, the colour of mysteries and shadow.
7	Duodecamicitia: an alliance of twelve - with a single goal.
8	Communication can be difficult without the right technology.
9	Branching out horizons to new lengths.
10	Landings can be rough - but they are always appreciated.
11	Buffets are a good source of fun.
12	Cavernous areas instill various emotions, such as fear.
13	Dozens of enemies against a dozen heroes - with a dozen questions.
14	Frontier formation can define a nation.
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