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Forum:TAILS FOR BOTTUM TIRE

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Now that Rita's gone, this should be safe for a while, so show your support while it's around. I'm bringing back the epicness for a OSTENTATIOUS ROUND TWO of my bid for tails going to the bottom tier.

I'm not gonna go into why tiers exist. If you don't believe in them, please reference my imaginary policy: SmashWiki:Don't be a stupidhead. Now, for the tailzinator.

First off, it's tailzzzzzuh. If it was tailsssss, then the [l] would be voiceless, but it ISN't.

Okay, now for tails, and why he's bottom tier.

  • He sucks
  • He's always got this stupid expression on his face like 'Please punch me in the nuts, I really need someone to punish me for existing'
  • He's got two tailZ. That doesn't mean he can haz helicauptur.
  • His gloves are like, 3 times the sixe of what his hands could possibly be, so either he has oversized gloves which don't fit, or his hands are swollen up something fierce, so it'll hurt him to hit anybody.
  • He's a pansy.

Okay, so let's start the discussion NOW so we don't have to l8ter. I'll start a petition if you guys want, or maybe I'll do that anyway. If you haven't noticed, I'm adamant about making sure tails sucks. That is all. Thank you for your support. Semicolon (talk) 06:50, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

It's a dang good thing tails is not a brawler here is why:

Not very many moves

Not any good moves

NO Final smash

Would have pathetic taunts

Who the (explicit language) would want to play as him anyway? I mean He would have either Crappy or not a good enough move for stuff. Extra:Tails sucks joke the dumbest final smash Tails gets a plane crashes it on everone but also kills himself. LOL! Darkness studios Help desk (talk) 07:32, 30 January 2009 (UTC)


You know, I'm with you on this one. I know that SSB4 hasn't even been announced yet and we have no way of knowing if Tails will be in it, but I also know that there is no way tails could ever be good. Clarinet Hawk (talk · contributions) 19:07, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

I pray to god that they don't put Tails in.--Emerl10 (talk) 01:25, 14 April 2009 (UTC)Emerl10