User:Hawk 21

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Hawk
Falco's Face.jpg
Character info
Brawl mains Falco, Bowser
Other Brawl characters Captain Falcon, Snake
Personal and other info
Birth date (age 32)
Miscellaneous info
Skill Other Above average

Hello, there! I'm Hawk.

I like the Super Smash Bros. games, with Melee being my favorite and Brawl being my least favorite. I still think Brawl is alright, it's just that it feels floaty, stiff, and unresponsive in comparison to Melee and Super Smash Bros. I almost never use Brawl's online mode, because it's...well... let's just say it could be a lot better. And don't even get me started with the Subspace Emissary.

My favorite Nintendo franchises are the Donkey Kong Country series (Returns is the stuff!), The Legend of Zelda series, the Mario series, and the Star Fox series. As for non-Nintendo franchises, I enjoy Rareware's classics and their new games (excluding Grabbed by the Ghoulies and that Kinect Sports thing), the Sonic the Hedgehog series (particularly the Genesis/Mega Drive-era games, when Sonic was in his prime), the Halo series, and various others I don't feel like writing down at the moment.

I'm always willing to talk, so if there is anything you would like to discuss with me, feel free to leave a message on my talk page!




Hawk's Tier List Parody

Captain Falcon Ganondorf Extremely Manly Very Manly Even More Manly More Manly Manly Not Manly REALLY Not Manly

1. Captain Falcon (1337+%)

2. Ganny (100%)

3. King Donkey Kong (97%)
4. He fights for his friends. (94%)
5. Boozer (90%)
6. Wario the Quario (89%)
7. American Hero (88.3%)

8. Starbucks (81.9%)
9. Fat, Greasy Plumber (81%)
10. Gocario (80.8%)
11. Hero of Time (80%)

12. Mr. Broken (78%)
13. It ain't this guy! (77%)
14. Fawks (72%)
15. Your shadow. (70%)

16. Obese Penguin (69.7%)
17. Crazy Monkey (69%)
18. Mr. Needlemouse (66%)
19. Wall-E (65%)
20. Omar (64%)

21. Ash (63%)
22. Gween Donkey (62.9%)
23. Electric Rat (62.3%)
24. Asian Kid (61.7%)
25. Weegee (61.3%)
26. Linus (60.0%)

27. Soccer Ball (57%)
28. Martha (53%)
29. Spamus (52%)
30. Dominatrix (44%)
31. Ninja Wannabe (41%)
32. Toon Spam (39.1%)
33. Ice Grabbers (?)

34. Marshmallow (22%)
35. Delightfully Overpowered Princess (12.5%)
36. Princess Pooch (9%)
37. Cupid (1%)

  • Note: The percentages are here for no reason at all and mean absolutely nothing, because I am horrible at math.


File:Captain Falcon in the Subspace Emissary.jpg
And proud of it, man!

Games I play competitively

  • Halo Reach (I'm not very good at it, to be absolutely honest. I still enjoy it, though.)
  • Super Smash Bros. Brawl
  • Super Smash Bros. Melee

WORST SONIC GAMES EVER

It's no secret that Sonic has had a stream of cruddy titles since Sonic Heroes. The following is what I consider the bottom of the barrel:

  • Sonic '06
  • Sonic and the Black Knight

Hawk's Super Smash Bros. Colloquialisms

Here is a list of oddball names for various things in the Smash Bros. universe that me and some of my friends use (or used to use) on a semi-consistent basis. Just thought I'd throw these out here.


File:Foxssbb.jpg
If you've played any video game starring this character for more than five minutes, you are a furry. You might also have the tendency to write terrible yaoi fan fiction.
Cool story, bro.
File:FalcoBrawl.jpg
TIERS EXIST. GET OVER IT.
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