Ness (SSBB)

This article is about Ness's appearance in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. For other uses, see Ness.

COREY
COREY, the GAY Prodigy
Universe	HOMO CITY
Appears in	SUPER GAY TOWN SSBM SSBB
Availability	COREY LIKES PENIS E.G MIGUEL
Tier	GAY FAGGOT COREY/MIGUEL TIER

Corey (ネス, 'GAY) is an GAY character in BED,GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY

How to unlock

• COREY WILL PLAY WITH HIM SELF, THEN YOU WILL HAVE TO RUN AWAY FROM HIM TO AVOID UNLOCKING HIM, BECAUSE HE GAYS UP YOUR Wii, HES SUPER GAY. HE APPEARS ON "COREYS SUPER GAY JUNGLE" STAGE.

Attributes

HE STARTS TALKING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES, AND YOU JUST WANT TO PUT A FUCKING BULLET IN HIS HEAD

HE FARTS, INSTANT KILL. WHEN HE STARTS EATING CURRY, YOU KNOW THE GTFO!

COREY STARTS HUMPING TABLES, ITS FUCKING WEIRD, ONE WAY TO STOP THIS IS TO INTRODUCE YOUR FOOT TO HIS FACE!

Moveset

Ground Attacks

Normal

HE HAS SEX WITH A LAMP. HE HAS SEX WITH A WILD MIGUEL. HE HAS SEX WITH HIMSELF HE HAS SEX WITH A BOX. RECENTLY USED BY SNAKE, LUCKILY SNAKE GOT THE FARK OUT OF THERE. GOOD ON YOU SNAKE!

Smash

HE THRUSTS HIS GROIN IN YOUR DIRECTION, EWW FUCKING NIGGER! HE STEALS YOUR VIRGINITY, FUCKING TERRORIST. HE POOPS HIMSELF. LOLOLOLOL HE PLAYS WITH HIMSELF FOR AN HOUR.

Other

COREY LIKES PENUS :D

Aerial Attacks

HE FARTS. LOL

Grabs and Throws

HE TRIES TO ROOT YOUR LEG, KICK HIM REPETITIVELY TO FREE YOUR SELF

Special Moves

HE EATS YOUR PANTS.

Taunts

HE PLAYS HALO. BADLY. HE STEALS HIS BROTHER'S SOCKS THEN CRIES. HE EATS CURRY.

Changes from Melee to Brawl

HE GOT A WHOLE LOT GAYER. LOLOLOLOLROFLCOPTER SOI SOI SOI FDFDFDFD.

Role in the Subspace Emissary

HE TRIES TO HOOK UP WITH JIGGLYPUFF. GETS REJECTED MASSIVLY. FAIL.

Costume Gallery

PINK TUTU.

Trivia

HE FAILS AT WOOD WORK. HE DOESNT SHUT THE FARK UP. HE SUCKS PENUS. HE LIKES EXPERIMENTING WITH GUYS.

Also See

• Yoyo Glitch

External links

• Image still from the trailer leak confirming Ness' presence
• Screenshots (Spoilers)
• DOJO!! page
• Ness Character Guide at SWF