Behold, my completely useless chart of my headcanon sexuality for each Smash Ultimate character. Enjoy. Thanks to Guybrush20X6 for helping with some of the info!
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![]() Mario Confirmed straight (Peach) |
![]() Luigi Gay (deep in the closet) |
![]() Peach Asexual (rejected Mario in Odyssey) |
![]() Bowser Straight |
![]() Dr. Mario Straight (see Mario) |
![]() Rosalina & Luma Asexual |
![]() Bowser Jr. Too young to understand |
![]() Yoshi Asexual | ||||||||
![]() Donkey Kong Confirmed straight (Candy Kong) |
![]() Diddy Kong Confirmed straight (Dixie Kong) |
![]() Link Bicurious, possibly genderfluid |
![]() Zelda Asexual |
![]() Sheik Asexual (see Zelda) |
![]() Ganondorf Triforce-sexual |
![]() Young Link Too young to understand |
![]() Toon Link Too young to understand | ||||||||
![]() Samus Lesbian |
![]() Zero Suit Samus Lesbian (see Samus) |
![]() Kirby Asexual |
![]() Meta Knight Asexual |
![]() King Dedede Gay (for Escargoon) |
![]() Fox Bisexual (both Krystal and Falco) |
![]() Falco Bisexual (both Katt and Fox) |
![]() Wolf Bisexual | ||||||||
![]() Pikachu Straight (can breed with Pokémon of opposite gender) |
![]() Jigglypuff Straight (can breed with Pokémon of opposite gender) |
![]() Mewtwo Asexual (genderless, probably has no concept of sexuality) |
![]() Pichu Too young to understand (cannot breed) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Pokémon Trainer (Squirtle, Ivysaur, Charizard) Trainer is most likely straight. Their Pokémon probably screw each other all the time | |||||||||||
![]() Lucario Gay (for Sir Aaron) |
![]() Greninja Straight (can breed with Pokémon of opposite gender) |
![]() Captain Falcon THE FLAMING BEACON OF ABSOLUTE HETEROSEXUALITY |
![]() Ness Too young to understand |
![]() Lucas Too young to understand |
![]() Ice Climbers They're a straight couple |
![]() Marth Confirmed straight (Caeda) |
![]() Roy More or less confirmed straight (Lilina) | ||||||||
![]() Ike Gay (for Soren) |
![]() Robin Confirmed straight (support mechanics) |
![]() Lucinaε Confirmed straight (support mechanics) |
![]() Corrin Confirmed bisexual (support mechanics) |
![]() Mr. Game & Watch Asexual (how the hell do Game & Watch people breed?) |
![]() Pit Food-sexual |
![]() Palutena Pansexual |
![]() Dark Pitε Asexual | ||||||||
![]() Wario Bigoted homophobe who's probably in the closet |
![]() Olimar Confirmed straight (canon) |
![]() R.O.B. Asexual (he's a robot) |
![]() Villager Can be anything |
![]() Little Mac Straight |
![]() Wii Fit Trainer Asexual (Wii Fit creatures have no concept of sexuality and their entire thought process is built around exercise) |
![]() Shulk Straight |
![]() Duck Hunt Straight couple (male and female) | ||||||||
![]() Snake Mostly straight, probably bicurious |
![]() Sonic Reverse furry (confirmed canon) |
![]() Mega Man Asexual |
![]() Pac-Man Straight (Ms. Pac-Man is a thing) |
![]() Ryu Asexual (cares more about fighting than romance) |
![]() Cloud Mostly straight, possibly genderfluid |
![]() Bayonetta Pansexual (would you really doubt that Kamiya would make her so?) |
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Newcomers (13) | |||||||||||||||
![]() Daisyε Lesbian (she and Luigi are platonic friends) |
![]() Piranha Plant Asexual (it's a plant) |
![]() King K. Rool Homophobic bigot who's more secure than Wario |
![]() Ridley Asexual |
![]() Dark Samusε Asexual |
![]() Incineroar Straight (can breed with Pokémon of opposite gender) |
![]() Chromε Straight (confirmed canon) |
![]() Isabelle Pansexual (has a crush on Villager regardless of gender) | ||||||||
![]() Inkling Whatever the player wants |
![]() Kenε Straight |
![]() Simon Confirmed straight (Selena) |
![]() Richterε Confirmed straight (Annette) |
![]() Joker Straight (confirmed canon) |
![]() Hero Varies |
![]() Banjo & Kazooie ? |
![]() Terry Confirmed Straight (Blue Mary) | ||||||||
![]() Byleth Bisexual (confirmed canon) |
![]() Min Min ? |