User:Darthrai

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Behold, my completely useless chart of my headcanon sexuality for each Smash Ultimate character. Enjoy. Thanks to Guybrush20X6 for helping with some of the info!

Veterans
Mario (SSBU)
Mario
Confirmed straight (Peach)
Luigi (SSBU)
Luigi
Gay (deep in the closet)
Peach (SSBU)
Peach
Asexual (rejected Mario in Odyssey)
Bowser (SSBU)
Bowser
Straight
Dr. Mario (SSBU)
Dr. Mario
Straight (see Mario)
Rosalina & Luma (SSBU)
Rosalina & Luma
Asexual
Bowser Jr. (SSBU)
Bowser Jr.
Too young to understand
Yoshi (SSBU)
Yoshi
Asexual
Donkey Kong (SSBU)
Donkey Kong
Confirmed straight (Candy Kong)
Diddy Kong (SSBU)
Diddy Kong
Confirmed straight (Dixie Kong)
Link (SSBU)
Link
Bicurious, possibly genderfluid
Zelda (SSBU)
Zelda
Asexual
Sheik (SSBU)
Sheik
Asexual (see Zelda)
Ganondorf (SSBU)
Ganondorf
Triforce-sexual
Young Link (SSBU)
Young Link
Too young to understand
Toon Link (SSBU)
Toon Link
Too young to understand
Samus (SSBU)
Samus
Lesbian
Zero Suit Samus (SSBU)
Zero Suit Samus
Lesbian (see Samus)
Kirby (SSBU)
Kirby
Asexual
Meta Knight (SSBU)
Meta Knight
Asexual
King Dedede (SSBU)
King Dedede
Gay (for Escargoon)
Fox (SSBU)
Fox
Bisexual (both Krystal and Falco)
Falco (SSBU)
Falco
Bisexual (both Katt and Fox)
Wolf (SSBU)
Wolf
Bisexual
Pikachu (SSBU)
Pikachu
Straight (can breed with Pokémon of opposite gender)
Jigglypuff (SSBU)
Jigglypuff
Straight (can breed with Pokémon of opposite gender)
Mewtwo (SSBU)
Mewtwo
Asexual (genderless, probably has no concept of sexuality)
Pichu (SSBU)
Pichu
Too young to understand (cannot breed)
Pokémon Trainer (SSBU)Squirtle (SSBU)Ivysaur (SSBU)Charizard (SSBU)
Pokémon Trainer (Squirtle, Ivysaur, Charizard)
Trainer is most likely straight. Their Pokémon probably screw each other all the time
Lucario (SSBU)
Lucario
Gay (for Sir Aaron)
Greninja (SSBU)
Greninja
Straight (can breed with Pokémon of opposite gender)
Captain Falcon (SSBU)
Captain Falcon
THE FLAMING BEACON OF ABSOLUTE HETEROSEXUALITY
Ness (SSBU)
Ness
Too young to understand
Lucas (SSBU)
Lucas
Too young to understand
Ice Climbers (SSBU)
Ice Climbers
They're a straight couple
Marth (SSBU)
Marth
Confirmed straight (Caeda)
Roy (SSBU)
Roy
More or less confirmed straight (Lilina)
Ike (SSBU)
Ike
Gay (for Soren)
Robin (SSBU)
Robin
Confirmed straight (support mechanics)
Lucina (SSBU)
Lucinaε
Confirmed straight (support mechanics)
Corrin (SSBU)
Corrin
Confirmed bisexual (support mechanics)
Mr. Game & Watch (SSBU)
Mr. Game & Watch
Asexual (how the hell do Game & Watch people breed?)
Pit (SSBU)
Pit
Food-sexual
Palutena (SSBU)
Palutena
Pansexual
Dark Pit (SSBU)
Dark Pitε
Asexual
Wario (SSBU)
Wario
Bigoted homophobe who's probably in the closet
Olimar (SSBU)
Olimar
Confirmed straight (canon)
R.O.B. (SSBU)
R.O.B.
Asexual (he's a robot)
Villager (SSBU)
Villager
Can be anything
Little Mac (SSBU)
Little Mac
Straight
Wii Fit Trainer (SSBU)
Wii Fit Trainer
Asexual (Wii Fit creatures have no concept of sexuality and their entire thought process is built around exercise)
Shulk (SSBU)
Shulk
Straight
Duck Hunt (SSBU)
Duck Hunt
Straight couple (male and female)
Snake (SSBU)
Snake
Mostly straight, probably bicurious
Sonic (SSBU)
Sonic
Reverse furry (confirmed canon)
Mega Man (SSBU)
Mega Man
Asexual
Pac-Man (SSBU)
Pac-Man
Straight (Ms. Pac-Man is a thing)
Ryu (SSBU)
Ryu
Asexual (cares more about fighting than romance)
Cloud (SSBU)
Cloud
Mostly straight, possibly genderfluid
Bayonetta (SSBU)
Bayonetta
Pansexual (would you really doubt that Kamiya would make her so?)
Newcomers (13)
Daisy (SSBU)
Daisyε
Lesbian (she and Luigi are platonic friends)
Piranha Plant (SSBU)
Piranha Plant
Asexual (it's a plant)
King K. Rool (SSBU)
King K. Rool
Homophobic bigot who's more secure than Wario
Ridley (SSBU)
Ridley
Asexual
Dark Samus (SSBU)
Dark Samusε
Asexual
Incineroar (SSBU)
Incineroar
Straight (can breed with Pokémon of opposite gender)
Chrom (SSBU)
Chromε
Straight (confirmed canon)
Isabelle (SSBU)
Isabelle
Pansexual (has a crush on Villager regardless of gender)
Inkling (SSBU)
Inkling
Whatever the player wants
Ken (SSBU)
Kenε
Straight
Simon (SSBU)
Simon
Confirmed straight (Selena)
Richter (SSBU)
Richterε
Confirmed straight (Annette)
Joker (SSBU)
Joker
Straight (confirmed canon)
Hero (SSBU)
Hero
Varies
Banjo & Kazooie (SSBU)
Banjo & Kazooie
 ?
Terry (SSBU)
Terry
Confirmed Straight (Blue Mary)
Byleth (SSBU)
Byleth
Bisexual (confirmed canon)
Min Min (SSBU)
Min Min
?