User:Darthrai
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Behold, my completely useless chart of my headcanon sexuality for each Smash Ultimate character. Enjoy. Thanks to Guybrush20X6 for helping with some of the info!
Veterans | |||||||||||||||
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Mario Confirmed straight (Peach) |
Luigi Gay (deep in the closet) |
Peach Asexual (rejected Mario in Odyssey) |
Bowser Straight |
Dr. Mario Straight (see Mario) |
Rosalina & Luma Asexual |
Bowser Jr. Too young to understand |
Yoshi Asexual | ||||||||
Donkey Kong Confirmed straight (Candy Kong) |
Diddy Kong Confirmed straight (Dixie Kong) |
Link Bicurious, possibly genderfluid |
Zelda Asexual |
Sheik Asexual (see Zelda) |
Ganondorf Triforce-sexual |
Young Link Too young to understand |
Toon Link Too young to understand | ||||||||
Samus Lesbian |
Zero Suit Samus Lesbian (see Samus) |
Kirby Asexual |
Meta Knight Asexual |
King Dedede Gay (for Escargoon) |
Fox Bisexual (both Krystal and Falco) |
Falco Bisexual (both Katt and Fox) |
Wolf Bisexual | ||||||||
Pikachu Straight (can breed with Pokémon of opposite gender) |
Jigglypuff Straight (can breed with Pokémon of opposite gender) |
Mewtwo Asexual (genderless, probably has no concept of sexuality) |
Pichu Too young to understand (cannot breed) |
Pokémon Trainer (Squirtle, Ivysaur, Charizard) Trainer is most likely straight. Their Pokémon probably screw each other all the time | |||||||||||
Lucario Gay (for Sir Aaron) |
Greninja Straight (can breed with Pokémon of opposite gender) |
Captain Falcon THE FLAMING BEACON OF ABSOLUTE HETEROSEXUALITY |
Ness Too young to understand |
Lucas Too young to understand |
Ice Climbers They're a straight couple |
Marth Confirmed straight (Caeda) |
Roy More or less confirmed straight (Lilina) | ||||||||
Ike Gay (for Soren) |
Robin Confirmed straight (support mechanics) |
Lucinaε Confirmed straight (support mechanics) |
Corrin Confirmed bisexual (support mechanics) |
Mr. Game & Watch Asexual (how the hell do Game & Watch people breed?) |
Pit Food-sexual |
Palutena Pansexual |
Dark Pitε Asexual | ||||||||
Wario Bigoted homophobe who's probably in the closet |
Olimar Confirmed straight (canon) |
R.O.B. Asexual (he's a robot) |
Villager Can be anything |
Little Mac Straight |
Wii Fit Trainer Asexual (Wii Fit creatures have no concept of sexuality and their entire thought process is built around exercise) |
Shulk Straight |
Duck Hunt Straight couple (male and female) | ||||||||
Snake Mostly straight, probably bicurious |
Sonic Reverse furry (confirmed canon) |
Mega Man Asexual |
Pac-Man Straight (Ms. Pac-Man is a thing) |
Ryu Asexual (cares more about fighting than romance) |
Cloud Mostly straight, possibly genderfluid |
Bayonetta Pansexual (would you really doubt that Kamiya would make her so?) |
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Newcomers (13) | |||||||||||||||
Daisyε Lesbian (she and Luigi are platonic friends) |
Piranha Plant Asexual (it's a plant) |
King K. Rool Homophobic bigot who's more secure than Wario |
Ridley Asexual |
Dark Samusε Asexual |
Incineroar Straight (can breed with Pokémon of opposite gender) |
Chromε Straight (confirmed canon) |
Isabelle Pansexual (has a crush on Villager regardless of gender) | ||||||||
Inkling Whatever the player wants |
Kenε Straight |
Simon Confirmed straight (Selena) |
Richterε Confirmed straight (Annette) |
Joker Straight (confirmed canon) |
Hero Varies |
Banjo & Kazooie ? |
Terry Confirmed Straight (Blue Mary) | ||||||||
Byleth Bisexual (confirmed canon) |
Min Min ? |