Smasher:Wife
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| Wife "War and Peach" | |
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| Character info | |
| Melee main | Peach |
| Other Melee character | Ganondorf |
| Team info | |
| Crew(s) | Team Ben |
| Personal and other info | |
| Real name | Christopher Fabiszak |
| Birth date | |
| Location | Arlington, Virginia 
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| Miscellaneous info | |
| Skill |  Top professional |
Wife a commentator and Peach player of Team Ben, the formerly a premier crew in Maryland. He has been competing steadily since January 2004, enjoying the most success with his team, The Newlyweds. At his peak he was a top 10-20 player and by the end of the golden age he largely retired from playing. In recent years he has been more prolific with his commentary than his playing, and he is widely regarded as one of the greatest Smash commentators ever.
Personal Life
A native of Ellicott City, Maryland. He graduated from Centennial High School in 2003, and earned a degree in Criminal Justice and Criminology from the University of Maryland, College Park in the spring of 2007.
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Before picking up Peach, Wife originally played Ganondorf. His first tournament was Live Or Die in the Fall of 2003, where he met H2YL. Instantly in love with the competitive atmosphere, Wife set out to become a top player. He debuted his Peach at Game Over in January of 2004, where he entered teams but not singles. Soon after, Wife began traveling around the country to every tournament he could, taking many losses along the way. Eventually Wife started making money rather than losing it, pulling in over a thousand dollars in 2005.
By 2006 Wife had earned himself a spot as one of the best Peaches in the country, and he began competing heavily at Major League Gaming tournaments. He was invited to the playoffs, where he placed 10th overall.
Wife is quite famous for being a "Marth-slayer". He boasts that no Marth, under any circumstance, will ever pose a threat to him. Despite Marth naturally countering Peach, he has an absurd amount of practice against Husband's Marth, and an extensive knowledge of the match-up. Of the few Marth players to win a set against Wife, Ken is the most prominent.
Wife employs a blend of the great Peaches before him, Mike G and KrazyJones, and has a generally solid style of play.
Although no longer competing, Wife still remains as an active member of the Smash scene providing his signature commentary for large tournaments such as GENESIS, Pound 4, Pound V, and MLG Anaheim 2014 (and more). Wife was also a prominent figure in The Smash Brothers, appearing in an interview in every episode.
Wife traveled to
Tournament placings
| Tournament | Date | 1v1 placement | 2v2 placement | Partner |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| MOAST 3 | January 15th-16th, 2005 | 13th | 4th | Husband |
| Gettin' Schooled 2 | June 25th-26th, 2005 | 17th | 15th | Husband |
| BOMB 4 | November 12th, 2005 | 5th | 3rd | Husband |
| MLG Atlanta 2005 | November 25th-27th, 2005 | 7th | 2nd | Husband |
| MLG New York 2005 | February 25th-26th, 2005 | 17th | 7th | Husband |
| MLG New York Opener 2006 | April 21st-23rd, 2006 | 13th | 4th | Husband |
| MLG Dallas 2006 | May 19th-20th, 2006 | 9th | 5th | Husband |
| MLG Anaheim 2006 | June 23rd-24th, 2006 | 17th | 6th | Husband |
| MLG Chicago 2006 | July 21st-22nd, 2006 | 9th | 13th | Husband |
| MLG Orlando 2006 | August 25th-26th, 2006 | 17th | 4th | Husband |
| MLG New York Playoffs 2006 | October 13th-14th, 2006 | 10th | 8th | Husband |
| MLG Las Vegas 2006 | November 18th-19th, 2006 | — | 4th | Husband |
| EGL DC | January 20th, 2007 | 5th | 1st | Husband |
| ChuDat Birthday Biweekly | January 27th, 2007 | — | 3rd | Husband |
| C3 Smash Battle | February 3rd, 2007 | 4th | 7th | Husband |
| Cataclysm 3 | March 3rd-4th, 2007 | 9th | 4th | Husband |
| SMYM7 | March 24th, 2007 | 8th | 4th | Husband |
| UMBC II | April 7th, 2007 | 1st | 1st | Husband |
| MLG Long Island 2007 | May 5th-6th, 2007 | — | 3rd | Husband |
| Pound 2 | June 16th-17th, 2007 | 13th | 17th | Husband |
| C3 Smash Attack | September 22nd, 2007 | 17th | 7th | Husband |
| UMBC Tournament V | September 29th, 2007 | — | 1st | Husband |
| Viva La Smashtaclysm | November 10th-11th, 2007 | 17th | 9th | Husband |
| Smashpocalypse V | March 22nd, 2008 | 7th | 2nd | Plank |
| Smashtality IV | August 16th-17th, 2008 | 5th | 1st | Mew2King |
| Event 52 | October 18th-19th, 2008 | 5th | 2nd | Darkrain |
| Revival of Melee | March 7th-8th, 2009 | 17th | 13th | Scar |
| Shell Shocked XII | February 11th, 2012 | 7th | 4th | Husband |
| The Big House 3 | October 12th-13th, 2013 | 17th | 13th | Nintendude |
| Revival of Melee 7 | March 8th-9th, 2014 | 25th | 13th | Nintendude |
| Fight Pitt IV | April 19th, 2014 | 13th | 25th | Silence |
| Smash @ Clarendon | April 25th, 2014 | 33rd | — | — |
| Smash @ Clarendon | May 23rd, 2014 | 17th | — | — |
| Carroll Fest 5 | August 16th, 2014 | 13th | 9th | Silence |
| Battle Arena Melbourne 7 | May 22nd-24th, 2015 | — | 13th | Redact |
