User:Hawk 21

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Hawk
Falco's Face.jpg
Character info
Brawl mains Falco, Captain Falcon
Other Brawl characters Bowser, Snake
Personal and other info
Birth date (age 32)

Hello, there! I'm Hawk. Just another avid Super Smash Bros. player who came across this site. This looks quite a bit the same as the previous Smash Wiki, but something else just feels...off. Don't know what it is, but it's there.


Here's a Tier List for you Smash fanatics to complain about while I eat a ham. Keep in mind that the percentages displayed bear no real meaning and its only use is to make it look cool. Don't be offended, as its only reason for existing is to entertain:


Hawk's Manliness Tier List

Captain Falcon Ganondorf Extremely Manly Very Manly Even More Manly More Manly Manly Not Manly REALLY Not Manly

1. Captain Falcon (1337+%)

2. Ganny (100%)

3. King Donkey Kong (97%)
4. He fights for his friends. (94%)
5. Boozer (90%)
6. Wario the Quario (89%)
7. American Hero (88.3%)

8. Wolf O'Donnell (81.9%)
9. Fat, Greasy Plumber (81%)
10. Gocario (80.8%)
11. Hero of Time (80%)

12. Mr. Broken (78%)
13. It ain't this guy! (77%)
14. Fawks (72%)
15. African American (70%)

16. Obese Penguin (69.7%)
17. Crazy Monkey (69%)
18. Mr. Needlemouse (66%)
19. Wall-E (65%)
20. Omar (64%)

21. Ash (63%)
22. Gween Donkey (62.9%)
23. Electric Rat (62.3%)
24. Asian Kid (61.7%)
25. Weegee (61.3%)
26. Linus (60.0%)

27. Soccer Ball (57%)
28. Martha (53%)
29. Spamus (52%)
30. Dominatrix (44%)
31. Ninja Wannabe (41%)
32. Toon Spam (39.1%)
33. Ice Grabbers (?)

34. Marshmallow (22%)
35. Delightfully Overpowered Princess (12.5%)
36. Princess Pooch (9%)
37. Cupid (1%)