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Revision as of 19:02, April 7, 2010

Hawk
Falco's Face.jpg
Character info
Brawl mains Falco, Wario
Other Brawl characters King Dedede, Diddy Kong
Personal and other info
Birth date (age 32)

This page is none of your business!

...Okay, so maybe it is. I'm Hawk and I greatly enjoy playing Super Smash Bros. (mainly Melee and Brawl) competitively. My mains? You'll see them to the right of this page. Other characters I use other than those four in Brawl include Donkey Kong, Marth, Olimar, Luigi and (very rarely) Sonic. I do play Brawl online. I'm generally a pretty nice guy, although I do have a short temper, so don't try me.


I wasn't terribly good at any one of the three Smash Bros. games until I came across this website. The information here was infinitely valuable.

When I'm not playing any Smash Bros. game, I'm either drawing, playing other games, doing homework, or just hanging out with my friends.

Speaking of games, some of my other favorite non-Smash Bros. games include Gears of War 2, Star Fox 64, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, and Conker: Live and Reloaded.

It's difficult to define my skill in Brawl overall, considering I rarely fight any humans outside of tournaments. Although I do place decently in most tournaments (usually regionals). I suppose I can say I'm at least above average. I can pull off all the advanced techniques at will for my mains, if that means anything. I don't play Brawl on Wi-Fi except against my closest friends simply because the lag is far too much of an obstacle for me playing at even half my skill level. In fact, I think I'll just say why I chose to main said characters in Brawl to begin with.

Falco - At first, I never really got into his playstyle. He just felt too sluggish to me. I instead turned to Wolf, who I thought was just awesome. However, his god-awful recovery just wasn't gonna work. Eventually, I turned back to Falco, and just messed around with his playstyle. I grew more technical over time, and did well in my first Brawl tournament, placing 9 out of 49 (I lost to a really good Snake). One thing I notice is how most non-Falco players just assume all Falco really has is chaingrabbing and camping. Although those two things are constituent to his metagame, I'm inclined to disagree. His follow-up ability alone gets me through most matches. And this is in tournaments. All in all, he's my best character by far...when I'm not sandbagging. If there is anything I don't like about Falco, it has to be his super-gimpable recovery and the need to get your opponent to, like, 529% and land a back-air/spike to KO them.

Wario - Ah, the unorthodox Wario. What's not to love? Only recently did he become one of my mains. After seeing how his deceptive and unpredictable playstyle benefits him, he ousted Diddy Kong as my second main, simply because he doesn't need any gimmicks or easy-to-counter setups to KO. Also, he has the best taunts in the game, besides Captain Falcon.

King Dedede - The fat, greedy, chaingrabbing jerk from Dreamland in the flesh. I picked this guy up just for his edgeguarding ability and survivability alone. He has a hilarious chaingrab, especially against humans, as they feebly button mash and wobble their Control Stick to escape it. My favorite thing to do is get a "cheap" KO off those annoying, dumb CPUs with his back-air Wall of Pain. I also like to combo characters with his Forward Aerial "Banhammer of Justice". Also, you've gotta love his duck animation. It's like "Hey, are you done yet?"

Diddy Kong - And last but not least, here we have the nimble, combotastic Diddy Kong. Not exactly the most popular character in the game - I don't know why. I mean, how can you not love a monkey who'll rip your head off after being provoked in the slightest? With that aside, I enjoy his Glide Toss follow-ups and potent D-air. It's also quite funny to taunt a frustrated opponent and watch them pathetically slip on banana peels in an attempt to exact their revenge on the energetic simian. The reason why he is no longer my main is because of is iffy recovery and slow air game, and his easy-to-counter bananas. Overall, an awesome character.

Here's a Tier List for you Smash fanatics to complain about while I eat a ham:


Hawk's Manliness Tier List

Captain Falcon Ultra Manly Uber Manly Very Manly Manly Quite Manly A Little Manly Borderline Effeminate/Unknown Effeminate

1. Captain Falcon (1337+%)

2. Ganny (100%)

3. King Donkey Kong (97%)
4. He fights for his friends. (94%)
5. Boozer (90%)
6. Wario the Quario (89%)
7. American Hero (88.3%)

8. Wolf O'Donnell (81.9%)
9. Fat, Greasy Plumber (81%)
10. Gocario (80.8%)
11. Hero of Time (80%)

12. Mr. Broken (78%)
13. It ain't this guy! (77%)
14. Fawks (72%)
15. African American (70%)

16. Obese Penguin (69.7%)
17. Crazy Monkey (69%)
18. Mr. Needlemouse (66%)
19. Wall-E (65%)
20. Omar (64%)

21. Ash (63%)
22. Gween Donkey (62.9%)
23. Electric Rat (62.3%)
24. Asian Kid (61.7%)
25. Weegee (61.3%)
26. Linus (60.0%)

27. Soccer Ball (57%)
28. Martha (53%)
29. Spamus (52%)
30. Nintendo Fanboy's Wet Dream (44%)
31. Ninja Wannabe (41%)
32. Toon Spam (39.1%)
33. Ice Grabbers (?)

34. Marshmallow (22%)
35. Delightfully Overpowered Princess (12.5%)
36. Princess Pooch (9%)
37. Freakin' Annoying Anime Kid (1%)