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|image = [[Image:FalcoBrawl.jpg|250px|Falco Lombardi]] | |image = [[Image:FalcoBrawl.jpg|250px|Falco Lombardi]] | ||
|caption = [[Image:Starfox_Icon.gif]] | |caption = [[Image:Starfox_Icon.gif]] | ||
|universe = ''[[ | |universe = ''[[Pikmin (universe)|Pikmin]]'' | ||
|games = ''[[ | |games = ''[[MAH ASS|SSBM]]''<br/>''[[McDonalds Super Funny Beerfest|SSBB]]'' | ||
|firstgame = ''[[Star Fox]]'' (1993) | |firstgame = ''[[Star Fox]]'' (1993) | ||
|availability = [[Unlockable character|Unlockable]] | |availability = [[Unlockable character|Unlockable]] | ||
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'''Falco''' (ファルコ, ''Faruko'') is a character appearing in ''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]''. | '''Falco''' (ファルコ, ''Faruko'') is a character appearing in ''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]''. He | ||
got fucked by Snake's dog. | |||
==How to unlock== | ==How to unlock== | ||
Complete one of the following: | Complete one of the following: | ||
* | *Fuck your mother | ||
* | *Eat shit | ||
*Get Falco to join your | *Get Falco to join your fuckfest in Nazi Germany | ||
==Pros and Cons== | ==Pros and Cons== | ||
===Pros:=== | ===Pros:=== | ||
*Has one of the most | *Has one of the most useless projectiles in the game | ||
*Can short hop double blaster. | *Can short hop double blaster. Cock stuns and deals a few percent damage | ||
*Blaster can " | *Blaster can "fuck" characters in tumble if they tumble in front of Falco, racking up damage across the entire stage | ||
*Reflector | *Reflector fucks projectiles and is a quick, short-ranged physical cock of its own, tripping up nearby enemies and even going through walls | ||
*Aerials and | *Aerials and shit come out quickly | ||
*Highest initial | *Highest initial shit if full-climbed | ||
*One of the best | *One of the best fuckers | ||
*Forward smash is a good horizontal | *Forward smash is a good horizontal asshole | ||
*Neutral A combo now | *Neutral A combo now shit really well. Useful for ëating Yoshi cocks | ||
*Can | *Can fuck opponents at low percents | ||
*Good, high-priority | *Good, high-priority shit that come out quickly with minimal lag | ||
*Can [[ | *Can [[fuck]] with his laser, although usefulness is fucked | ||
*Can Wall | *Can Wall Fuck | ||
*Can | *Can fuck up damage quickly | ||
*Most of his | *Most of his fucks are quick and solid fucks | ||
*Little overall | *Little overall cock | ||
===Cons:=== | ===Cons:=== | ||
*Most of his | *Most of his fucks cannot kill except at fairly high percentages. | ||
*Overly reliant on | *Overly reliant on fucks (Down Air) or Forward Smashes for oralsex | ||
*Down Aerial has a fairly small window in which it can spike | *Down Aerial has a fairly small window in which it can spike | ||
*Forward Smash has slow wind up compared to other | *Forward Smash has slow wind up compared to other fucks. Reach of clean hit is limited | ||
*Light and easy to | *Light and easy to fuck | ||
*His recovery can be | *His recovery can be fucked and sucked easily | ||
*Easy to combo and | *Easy to combo and fuck | ||
*Bad vertical | *Bad vertical fuck (although better than in melee) | ||
*Slow-Medium | *Slow-Medium shitting speed | ||
==Changes from [[Super Smash Bros. Melee|Melee]] to Brawl== | ==Changes from [[Super Smash Bros. Melee|Melee]] to Brawl== | ||
* | * Fucks monkeys now and not only 8-bit characters | ||
==Role in The [[Subspace Emissary]]== | ==Role in The [[Subspace Emissary]]== | ||
Ejecting from his Arwing, Falco shows up in the nick of time to save [[Fox McCloud (SSBB)|Fox]] from trophy-ization at the hands of [[Bowser (SSBB)|Bowser]] and a [[Shadowbug]] clone of [[Diddy Kong (SSBB)|Diddy]] by flip-kicking the [[Dark Cannon]] from Bowser's hands and destroying it with | Ejecting from his Arwing, Falco shows up in the nick of time to save [[Fox McCloud (SSBB)|Fox]] from trophy-ization at the hands of [[Bowser (SSBB)|Bowser]] and a [[Shadowbug]] clone of [[Diddy Kong (SSBB)|Diddy]] by flip-kicking the [[Dark Cannon]] from Bowser's hands and destroying it with his cock, then they have fuckfest. | ||
==Standard Moves== | ==Standard Moves== | ||
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'''Ground Attacks''' | '''Ground Attacks''' | ||
* | *Fucks. | ||
==[[Stickers]]== | ==[[Stickers]]== | ||
Falco uses his | Falco uses his cock in his attack more than Fox does, so [Cock] Damage boosts is more recommended for him than Fox, otherwise he can be customized similarly to Fox. | ||
==Special Moves== | ==Special Moves== | ||
{{specialmoves| | {{specialmoves|Assfuck (Falco)|Falco Phantasm|Fire Bird|Reflector (Falco)|Landmaster (Falco)|Falco}} | ||
== Special Movements == | == Special Movements == | ||
===[[Taunt|Taunts]]=== | ===[[Taunt|Taunts]]=== | ||
'''Up:''' | '''Up:''' Sucks his own cock. | ||
''' | '''Side:''' Stands on one foot and raises a wing while saying "Don't fuck me." | ||
''' | '''Down:''' Spins once and poses (same as in ''[[Mickey Mouses' Clubhouse]]''), and says "Hands off my bread." Amusingly, due to his accent, many players think that Falco says "Hands off my breast". | ||
'''Special:''' When fighting as Falco on the [[Lylat Cruise]] stage, quickly tap down on the directional pad once and he will kneel down and seem as though he's trying to fuck with his mama. | |||
===[[On-Screen Appearance]]=== | ===[[On-Screen Appearance]]=== | ||
Jumps out of an [[ | Jumps out of an [[Asshole]]. | ||
===[[Victory Pose]]=== | ===[[Victory Pose]]=== | ||
* | * Fucks himself | ||
* Does rapid | * Does rapid shits and says "Had enough already?" | ||
* Crossing his arms, he looks upward and says, "You aren't worth the | * Crossing his arms, he looks upward and says, "You aren't worth the fuck!" | ||
* (After fighting against [[Fox (SSBB)|Fox]], he says, "You're off your | * (After fighting against [[Fox (SSBB)|Fox]], he says, "You're off your fuck, Fox." while doing the second pose.) | ||
===[[Wii Remote|Wii Remote Choice]]=== | ===[[Wii Remote|Wii Remote Choice]]=== | ||
Says "piece of cake." | Says "piece of cake." | ||
[[Category: | [[Category:Assholes]] | ||
[[Category:Characters (SSBB)]] | [[Category:Characters (SSBB)]] | ||
Revision as of 04:38, May 19, 2008
- This article is about Falco's appearance in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. For other uses, see Falco Lombardi.
Falco | |
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Falco Lombardi | |
Universe | Star Fox |
Appears in | SSBM SSBB |
Availability | Unlockable |
Falco (ファルコ, Faruko) is a character appearing in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. He
got fucked by Snake's dog.
How to unlock
Complete one of the following:
- Fuck your mother
- Eat shit
- Get Falco to join your fuckfest in Nazi Germany
Pros and Cons
Pros:
- Has one of the most useless projectiles in the game
- Can short hop double blaster. Cock stuns and deals a few percent damage
- Blaster can "fuck" characters in tumble if they tumble in front of Falco, racking up damage across the entire stage
- Reflector fucks projectiles and is a quick, short-ranged physical cock of its own, tripping up nearby enemies and even going through walls
- Aerials and shit come out quickly
- Highest initial shit if full-climbed
- One of the best fuckers
- Forward smash is a good horizontal asshole
- Neutral A combo now shit really well. Useful for ëating Yoshi cocks
- Can fuck opponents at low percents
- Good, high-priority shit that come out quickly with minimal lag
- Can fuck with his laser, although usefulness is fucked
- Can Wall Fuck
- Can fuck up damage quickly
- Most of his fucks are quick and solid fucks
- Little overall cock
Cons:
- Most of his fucks cannot kill except at fairly high percentages.
- Overly reliant on fucks (Down Air) or Forward Smashes for oralsex
- Down Aerial has a fairly small window in which it can spike
- Forward Smash has slow wind up compared to other fucks. Reach of clean hit is limited
- Light and easy to fuck
- His recovery can be fucked and sucked easily
- Easy to combo and fuck
- Bad vertical fuck (although better than in melee)
- Slow-Medium shitting speed
Changes from Melee to Brawl
- Fucks monkeys now and not only 8-bit characters
Role in The Subspace Emissary
Ejecting from his Arwing, Falco shows up in the nick of time to save Fox from trophy-ization at the hands of Bowser and a Shadowbug clone of Diddy by flip-kicking the Dark Cannon from Bowser's hands and destroying it with his cock, then they have fuckfest.
Standard Moves
Ground Attacks
- Fucks.
Stickers
Falco uses his cock in his attack more than Fox does, so [Cock] Damage boosts is more recommended for him than Fox, otherwise he can be customized similarly to Fox.
Special Moves
Special Movements
Taunts
Up: Sucks his own cock.
Side: Stands on one foot and raises a wing while saying "Don't fuck me."
Down: Spins once and poses (same as in Mickey Mouses' Clubhouse), and says "Hands off my bread." Amusingly, due to his accent, many players think that Falco says "Hands off my breast".
Special: When fighting as Falco on the Lylat Cruise stage, quickly tap down on the directional pad once and he will kneel down and seem as though he's trying to fuck with his mama.
On-Screen Appearance
Jumps out of an Asshole.
Victory Pose
- Fucks himself
- Does rapid shits and says "Had enough already?"
- Crossing his arms, he looks upward and says, "You aren't worth the fuck!"
- (After fighting against Fox, he says, "You're off your fuck, Fox." while doing the second pose.)
Wii Remote Choice
Says "piece of cake."
Fighters in Super Smash Bros. Brawl | |
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Veterans | Bowser · Captain Falcon · Donkey Kong · Falco · Fox · Ganondorf · Ice Climbers · Jigglypuff · Kirby · Link · Luigi · Mario · Marth · Mr. Game & Watch · Ness · Peach · Pikachu · Samus · Yoshi · Zelda / Sheik |
Newcomers | Diddy Kong · Ike · King Dedede · Lucario · Lucas · Meta Knight · Olimar · Pit · Pokémon Trainer (Charizard · Ivysaur · Squirtle) · R.O.B. · Snake · Sonic · Toon Link · Wario · Wolf · (Zero Suit Samus) |