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{{cquote|'''Piisu''' ni nare genki ni nare, '''kyuuto''' ni nare tenki ni nare, egao no chihare sonna mahō kimi ni kaketai na |cite="Mirumo de pon" opening}}
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{{cquote|Thunder sprites  pay heed and strike with your  electric shock|cite=Akashic Records of Bastard Magic Instructor (dub)}}
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{{cquote|UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE!!!!|cite=Arin Hanson (A.K.A Egoraptor)}}
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{{cquote|I don't want the sweating symptom, I want birds to go to Madagascar!|cite=MetalCanyon}}
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{{cquote|You don't really learn much when you take the easy way.|cite=TDW98}}
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{{cquote|This is pitiful...a thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat, what a hype. Groundhog day used to mean something in this town, they used to pull the hog out and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of ya.|cite=Phil (Groundhog Day)}}
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{{cquote|It's not how long you live that matters, it's what you accomplish with your life|cite=Grovyle}}
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{{cquote|It was a cup of good intention, a tablespoon of one big mess, a dash of overreaction, and I assume you know the rest...|cite=One Little Slip (Chicken Little soundtrack, The Barenaked Ladies)}}
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{{cquote|Purun purun poron!|cite=Kurumu Kurono}}
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{{cquote|Er, which god? There are literally millions, why should I choose yours?|cite=Viced Rhino}}
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{{cquote|Ooo it's alright. Yeah it is, I swear you'll see. (it's not really...)|cite=Family of Me (Ben Folds, Over the Hedge OST)}}
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{{cquote|My love life and study habits are out of control!!!|cite=Nana Suzuki, Seven of Seven}}
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{{cquote|Diamonds: Because giving a woman $5,000 to marry you is illegal.|cite=unknown}}
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{{cquote|The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.|cite=George Orwell's Animal Farm}}
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{{cquote|Now if you're so foxy, and 'ol Chief's so dumb, then why does that hound get the fox on the run? 'Cause he's got the hunter, and the hunter's got the gun, KERBLAM elimination! Lack of education!|cite=Big Momma (The Fox and the Hound)}}
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{{cquote|Welcome to Alaska, here's $1000!|cite=The Simpsons Movie}}
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{{cquote|BAM shock dodge again, wow I'm on fire! Total skill!|cite=TWD98}}
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{{cquote|One of the big problems with Harry Potter is how competent is Voldemort if he can't even take over a high school?|cite=Ben Shapiro}}
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{{cquote|But when his drinking, and lusting, and his hunger for power became known to more and more people, the demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder.|cite=Boney M, Rasputin}}
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{{cquote|Your Corrin pride Corrin died!|cite=Serpent King}}
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{{cquote|Kirby is Kirby, everybody loves Kirby.|cite=PJiggles}}
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{{cquote|More than a pet, you're my best friend  Too cool to forget, come back  'cause we are family, and forgive me for making you wanna roam  Now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome  Somewhere I hope you're reading my latest 3 word poem:  Gary come home.|cite=SpongeBob Squarepants}}
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{{cquote|Being offended doesn't mean you're right|cite=Steven Crowder}}
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{{cquote|It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care!|cite=Peter (Office Space)}}
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{{cquote|I am a Pilot Support Enlightenment Interface System.|cite=Chamber, Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet.}}
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{{cquote|Secret invite link to my Discord server https://discord.gg/HpaB939|cite=Jigglypuff}}
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{{cquote|I've just received a call from secretary Clinton...|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|STOP.FUCKING.ROLLING!|cite=some guy}}
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{{cquote|E.V training, you're sucking the fun out. E.V training, you're too old for this. Exploiting the game, 'cause you don't have a life. Beating up kids makes you feel like a man! E.V training yeah!|cite=Dorkly}}
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{{cquote|Since the fork from the former wiki, it appears a significant segment of the wiki has become incestuous and territorial, which has inhibited the retainment of new contributors.|cite=[[User:Quilt]]}}
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{{cquote|OH THERE YOU ARE! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU! I CAME ALL THE WAY HERE AS I AM SO SHOCKED BUT DON'T WORRY, I ALREADY CALLED MOM. PLEASE LISTEN TO ME! IT'S MY DAD HE WAS LYING TO ME! I REALLY WANTED TO KNOW THE TRUTH EVEN THOUGH HE SAID IT WAS FOR MY SAKE. BUT HE MADE ME FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT FOR BEING PLEASED WITH HIS WORDS! I DISLIKE.....HATE MY DAD! I'M NOT GOING TO GO HOME ANY MORE!|cite=Karen Kujo}}
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{{cquote|Wands and wings! Floaty crowny things!|cite=Cosmo and Wanda}}
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{{cquote|In this house we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!|cite=Homer Simpson.}}
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{{cquote|Mann, wer hätte das gedacht dass es einmal so weit kommt, wegen 99 Luftballons...|cite=Nena (99 Luftballons)}}
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{{cquote|What doesn't kill you...usually succeeds in the second attempt.|cite=Mr. Krabs}}
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{{cquote|Yeah, you killed me...so? Where was I gonna go, Detroit?|cite=Saddam Hussain (South Park)}}
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{{cquote|In a split-second, both men find themselves in a freefall that sends them squarely through the roof of a vats of acid factory, and into a vat of acid that is tipped over by an errant alien spaceship, carrying the two blindly on a wave of acid during a solar eclipse on a leap year, precariously careening onto a bomb-testing site, where a cataclysmic explosion exposes our heroes in waiting to highly toxic radium gases. Then, as fate would have it, magical storm clouds move in, zapping both men with a neon-plaid lightning bolt and raining radioactive ooze, which, through centrifugal and electromagnetic turbulence, causes a powerful earthquake deep in the jungle two-thousand miles away, consequently unearthing a magical crystal with wings that flies to Ernie and Tim's exact location, and, powered by super gamma energy currents, pilots them to open skies until, not paying attention, the crystal clips the top of a billboard|cite=Mermaid Man Begins}}
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{{cquote|Well tonight thank god it's them, instead of you!|cite=Bono}}
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{{cquote|You've, uh, claimed quite a few items there...uh...it's ok, it's fine...not a problem. <small>I think...</small>|cite=Booker}}
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{{cquote|No! Not the equality bullcrap! We are not equals!|cite=SullyPwnz}}
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{{cquote|THE SINK IS SHIPPING!!!!!.|cite=Jen (A.K.A SuperGirlyGamer)}}
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{{cquote|But in this world of infinite choices, what will it take just to find that special day?|cite=Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club)}}
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{{cquote|But now, the secret world under our own premise ends up like Taco Bell through a Human Centipede in: The Emoji Movie!|cite=Screen Junkies)}}
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{{cquote|There once was this guy. He made faces at people. It got stuck that way, and then his tongue fell off.|cite=TheMysteriousMrEnter}}
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{{cquote|Now I understand you have to be professional and whatnot, you can't just go in there saying "alright there, you wanker, alright where's the fucking job mate?"|cite=GradeAUnderA}}
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{{cquote|Each time you try, gonna get just a little bit better! Each step you climb, is one more step up the ladder!|cite=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2a7GJNZz6c Pokémon Johto song]}}
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{{cquote|F is for Friends who do stuff together. U is for U and me. N is for N-ywhere and N-ytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea|cite=SpongeBob Squarepants}}
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{{cquote|On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch. Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a Super King Kamehameha Bi-atch!|cite=Eric Cartman, South Park}}
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{{cquote|Lu lu lu, I've got some apples, lu lu lu, you've got some too. Lu lu lu, let's get together, I know what we can do lu lu!|cite=Butters Stotch, South Park}}
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{{cquote|This ain't adding up!|cite=Birdman}}
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{{cquote|You know what the problem is? You've got it set to M for 'Mini', when it should be set to W for 'Wumbo'!|cite=Patrick Star}}
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{{cquote|Hey guys! I'm a distraction, I am distracting you!|cite=Lamp, Smashtasm}}
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{{cquote|So I try, and I try. But still, but still you never notice me! Dummy!|cite=Yukari Sendou}}
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{{cquote|Each time you try, gonna get just a little bit better! Each step you climb, is one more step up the ladder!|cite=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2a7GJNZz6c Pokémon Johto song]}}
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{{cquote|Each time you try, gonna get just a little bit better! Each step you climb, is one more step up the ladder!|cite=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2a7GJNZz6c Pokémon Johto song]}}
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Hello all, I am Alex, and I main Jigglypuff!
I test stuff a lot, but I usually find that things I discover were already known, albeit obscure. sigh...
If you ever need anything tested, let me know (because testing stuff is my life).
==Some things you should know about me==
==Some things you should know about me==


Revision as of 11:57, April 21, 2019

“ BAM shock dodge again, wow I'm on fire! Total skill! ”
—TWD98


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Hello all, I am Alex, and I main Jigglypuff!

I test stuff a lot, but I usually find that things I discover were already known, albeit obscure. sigh...

If you ever need anything tested, let me know (because testing stuff is my life).

Some things you should know about me

I main Jigglypuff
  • Sometimes I leave my tab open for convenience, so it might say I'm online when I'm not.
    • I do, however check the wiki, and my watchlist multiple times a day.
  • I am quite protective of the Jigglypuff (SSB4) article, and will find out if incorrect information is inserted.
  • I'm always willing to answer any questions you may have about the wiki or smash etc. Just drop me a message on my talk page and I'll get to you as soon as I can.







This user has made 9,038 edits.

Jigglypuff's matchups

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Accomplishments

My userboxes or something, I dunno

JigglypuffIcon(SSB4-U).png This user mains Jigglypuff
RobinIcon(SSB4-U).png This user is male
JigglypuffIcon(SSB4-U).png This user cannot use projectiles
MrGame&WatchIcon(SSB4-U).png This user tests stuff a lot
ROBIcon(SSB4-U).png This user hates typos
Angry jigglypuff.png This user has still received no changes
LucinaIcon(SSB4-U).png This user prefers Lucina over Marth
OlimarIcon(SSB4-U).png This user is awful as Olimar
Angry jigglypuff.png This user hates that fucking scrub known as Cloud
KirbyIcon(SSB4-U).png This user likes food
SSBB Game Logo.jpg This user thinks Brawl is not that bad
ShulkIcon(SSB4-U).png This user is British, guv'nor
VirusesTrophyWiiU.png This user is a germaphobe
File:JustMonika.png Just Monika
File:Karen ayaya.gif This user is a weeb
IkeIcon(SSB4-U).png This user has 3 friends
Area51Guard.png This user trusts and is a friend of A51 Trooper.
SSBU Minecart stage.png This user is OK with being around KirbysCrazyAppetite.
StarCraft.png This user is friends with Maverick Hunter StarCraft.
SerpKing sig.png This user knows and kind of likes that one Serpent King guy. He kind of smells of old broccoli though...
Mario SSB4.png This user is friends with Iron Warrior, a trashy noob who thinks he knows what he's doing.
File:DRexUserboxImage.jpg This user shares a spiritual roar with DracoRexKing.


My userbox A.K.A the most unused userbox ever

Angry jigglypuff.png This user kinda likes that weirdo lobster guy. I think his name is Alex or something...

Users who need to create their own userboxes (so I can use them)

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Key terms I use (And what they mean)

  • momentum based jump/up special: a jump or up special that does not actually have a fixed height, but due to the general consistency of gravity stats, appears to have. Therefore can be affected by changes to gravity.
  • sensitive knockback: a move whose kill percent, due to possessing very low knockback growth, is significantly affected by external factors.
  • gravity compensation: the formula which slightly increases vertical knockback based on gravity so that fighters with high gravity do not survive longer.
  • pseudo-fast-faller: a fighter with a high gravity stat but low fall speed, giving the illusion that it is a fast-faller e.g Bowser


#buffthepuff
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Mr. Sakurai...





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That's Senpai to you!







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uhh...Senpai






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Yes Jigglypuff?






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uhh...I just wanted to ask...could you possibly

maybe consider potentially uhh...giving me a buff







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No






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But I...why not?







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Because I said so







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Oh PLEEEAAAAAASE!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE






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No Jigglypuff, you cannot have a buff





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But...







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SHUT UP JIGGLYPUFF!!!!!!









#Shameless Plugins

Resources and Indexes

Various resources, tests and Index rankings I made for SSB4

User:Trainer Alex/Patch notes key terms

User:Trainer Alex/Glide index tiers (SSB4)

User:Trainer Alex/Pummel damage index rankings (SSB4)

User:Trainer Alex/Back throw rankings index

User:Trainer Alex/Up throw ranking index

User:Trainer Alex/Omega stage blast zone height discrepancies

User:Trainer Alex/Relative stage blast zone heights SSB4

User:Trainer Alex/Speed stat gravity increase approximation

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