User:Alex the weeb

“	No! Not the equality bullcrap! We are not equals!	”
—SullyPwnz

This user has rollback.

What ho, peasants! I am Alex Parpotta.

Pseudonyms: TheLobsterCopter5000, Thirstybox, The typo hunter, CAN U READ.

I test stuff a lot, but I usually find that things I discover were already known, albeit obscure. sigh...

If you ever need anything tested,l let me know (because I basically have nothing else to do).

Some things you should know about me

• I live in the U.K. so my timezone is probably drastically different from yours.
  

  I main Jigglypuff
• Sometimes I leave my tab open for convenience, so it might say I'm online when I'm not.
  • I do, however check the wiki, and my watchlist multiple times a day.
• I am quite protective of the Jigglypuff (SSB4) article, and will find out if incorrect information is inserted.

This user has made 9,194 edits.

Accomplishments

• Discovering that Witch Time weakens the charging effect of Bayonetta's smash attacks while active
• Discovering PSI Floating
• Creating the following pages:
  • Super Smash Bros. Brawl in competitive play
  • Frame speed multiplier
  • Wectoring
• Getting Rollback

My userboxes or something, I dunno

This user mains Jigglypuff

This user is male

This user cannot use projectiles

This user cannot space

This user tests stuff a lot

This user hates typos

This user has still received no changes

This user prefers Lucina over Marth

This user is awful as Olimar

This user hates that fucking scrub known as Cloud

This user likes food

This user thinks Brawl is not that bad

This user is British, guv'nor

This user is a germaphobe

This user has 2 friends

This user is OK with being around KirbysCrazyAppetite.

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This user shares a spiritual roar with DracoRexKing.

This user knows and kind of likes that one Serpent King guy. He kind of smells of old broccoli though...

My userbox A.K.A the most unused userbox ever

This user kinda likes that weirdo lobster guy. I think his name is Alex or something...

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Key terms I use (And what they mean)

• momentum based jump/up special: a jump or up special that does not actually have a fixed height, but due to the general consistency of gravity stats, appears to have. Therefore can be affected by changes to gravity.
• sensitive knockback: a move whose kill percent, due to possessing very low knockback growth, is significantly affected by external factors.
• gravity compensation: the formula which slightly increases vertical knockback based on gravity so that fighters with high gravity do not survive longer.
• pseudo-fast-faller: a fighter with a high gravity stat but low fall speed, giving the illusion that it is a fast-faller e.g Bowser

#buffthepuff

Mr. Sakurai...

That's Senpai to you!

uhh...Senpai

Yes Jigglypuff?

uhh...I just wanted to ask...could you possibly

maybe consider potentially uhh...giving me a buff

No

But I...why not?

Because I said so

Oh PLEEEAAAAAASE!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

No Jigglypuff, you cannot have a buff

But...

SHUT UP JIGGLYPUFF!!!!!!

They did this on purpose!!

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#Shameless Plugins

How to Buff the Puff

For those who were wondering how she could be buffed, this is a thread I made in which I put all the changes that, in my opinion, if they were all made would result in Jigglypuff becoming high tier: https://smashboards.com/threads/the-ideal-patch-jigglypuff.444585/

Balancing custom moves (WIP)

How I would balance the custom moves in SSB4