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An archive of some fake Smasher pages that have been created throughout the years.  
An archive of some fake Smasher pages that have been created throughout the years.  


==Pregnant Pete==
=Pregnant Pete=
{{Infobox Smasher
{{Infobox Smasher
| name            = Pregnant Pete
| name            = Pregnant Pete
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===Tournament placings===
==Tournament placings==
===''[[Super Smash Bros. Melee]]''===
===''[[Super Smash Bros. Melee]]''===
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!Tournament!!Date!!1v1 placement!!2v2 placement!!Partner
!Tournament!!Date!!1v1 placement!!2v2 placement!!Partner
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|[[My Mom's Basement]]||April 24th-25th, 2004||17th||||
|My Mom's Basement||April 24th-25th, 2004||17th||||
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|[[FREEVO]]||July 17th-19th, 2004||385th||||
|FREEVO||July 17th-19th, 2004||385th||||
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|[[Prime 2005]]||August 28th-30th, 2004||97th||||
|Prime 2005||August 28th-30th, 2004||97th||||
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|[https://smash.gg/tournament/events/melee-singles/brackets/176161/457988 Resurrection of Jesus]||November 18th, 2004||17th||||
|[https://smash.gg/tournament/events/melee-singles/brackets/176161/457988 Resurrection of Jesus]||November 18th, 2004||17th||||
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|[[GENESUSPECT]]||September 19th-21st, 2005||65th||||
|GENESUSPECT||September 19th-21st, 2005||65th||||
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|{{Trn|CHEEVO}}||August 3rd-5th, 2005||33rd||||
|CHEEVO||August 3rd-5th, 2005||33rd||||
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==Jibs2009==
 
Jibs2009 is one of the best [[Mr Game and Watch]] players in America.He never played in a tournament. He is young but plays [[Super Smash Bros Melee]], [[Super Smash Bros Brawl]],Super Smash bros 3ds, and [[Super Smash Bros Ultimate]]. He mains Mr Game and Watch in all smashes he plays but in Brawl also mains Diddy Kong.
=Princess Aura=
{{Infobox Smasher |name = Princess Aura |image =  |mainssbu = Palutena |mainssbb = Mr. Game & Watch |former sponsors = MadCatz, Gunnar Optiks |realname = Faye Mata |birthday = 2 |birthmonth = 9 |birthyear = 1720 |location = Los Angeles, Califronia |country = USA }} '''Princess Aura''', or simply '''Aura''', is a smasher from Southern California who is secretly a 300 year-old silver dragon. She is known primarily for her voice work, most notably as the English dub voice of Aqua from KonoSuba. While retired from the competitive scene, she occasionally battles against her viewers and followers on Twitch.
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==Princess Aura==
=User:Luke Skywalkar=
{{Infobox Smasher |name = Princess Aura |image = |mainssbu = Palutena |mainssbb = Mr. Game & Watch |former sponsors = [[MadCatz, Gunnar Optiks]] |realname = Faye Mata |birthday = 2 |birthmonth = 9 |birthyear = 1720 |location = Los Angeles, Califronia |country = USA }} '''Princess Aura''', or simply '''Aura''', is a smasher from Southern California who is secretly a 300 year-old silver dragon. She is known primarily for her voice work, most notably as the English dub voice of Aqua from KonoSuba. While retired from the competitive scene, she occasionally battles against her viewers and followers on Twitch.
{{Infobox Smasher
| name           = Luke Skywalker
|alias            = I have the high ground
| mainssbu       = Roy
| otherssbu      = Robin
| 2ndotherssbu    = Wii Fit Trainer
| moreotherssbu  = {{SSBU|Palutena}}, {{SSBU|Ike}}, {{SSBU|Lucina}}, {{SSBU|Dr. Mario}}, {{SSBU|Bowser}}, {{SSBU|Yoshi}}, {{SSBU|Mr. Game & Watch}}, {{SSBU|Ness}}, {{SSBU|Wolf}}, {{SSBU|King K. Rool}}, {{SSBU|Chrom}}, {{SSBU|Zelda}}, {{SSBU|ROB}}, {{SSBU|Lucas}}, {{SSBU|Pokemon Trainer}}, {{SSBU|Richter}}, {{SSBU|Marth}}
| doublesmainssbu = Pac-Man
| mainssb        = Captain Falcon
| otherssb        = Fox
| mainssbb       = Peach
| otherssbb      = Zero Suit Samus
| 2ndotherssbb    = Falco
| moreotherssbb  = {{SSBB|Yoshi}}, {{SSBB|Mr. Game & Watch}}
| mainssbm        = Dr. Mario
| 2ndmainssbm    = Ness         
| mainssb4        = Marth
| otherssb4      = Lucina
| 2ndotherssb4    = Palutena
| moreotherssb4  = {{SSB4|Ness}}, {{SSB4|Cloud}}, {{SSB4|Bowser}}, {{SSB4|Shulk}}, {{SSB4|Rosalina}}, {{SSB4|Dr. Mario}}, {{SSB4|Peach}}, {{SSB4|Robin}}, {{SSB4|Pit}}, {{SSB4|Dark Pit}}, {{SSB4|Captain Falcon}}, {{SSB4|Zero Suit Samus}}, {{SSB4|Pac-Man}}, {{SSB4|Wario}}, {{SSB4|Little Mac}}
| sponsor        = Up Your Arsenal, The Missing Links
| crew            = The Melee Guild, Land Down Under
| former sponsors = Eggs 'n' Bacon
| former crews    = Krusty Krab Krew, Nintendo Gods Gaming Association, The Awesome Ones, Dimensional Chicken Kings, Fred Underestimates Charlie and Kyle
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I am a T.O. in my area and am also a panelist for many power rankings in my area. I am married and have 4 children who are the greatest things to ever exist. My eldest son, Mike, is pretty good at smash and is in Elite smash. The ''Melee'' community is not big here but the other communities here are bigger and have more tournament entrants. I occasionally do charity work and I help out at the local homeless shelter.
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=Uncle John=
{{Infobox Smasher
| name          = Uncle John
| image        =
| mainssbu      = Bowser
| otherssbu    = Ganondorf
| 2ndotherssbu  = Wolf
| moreotherssbu = {{SSBU|Pokemon Trainer}}
| mainssb4      = Bowser
| otherssb4      = Ganondorf
| former sponsors = Home Depot
| sponsor = Best Buy
| crew          = The Champine Family
| winningsssb4  = ~$20 & Last Piece of Apple Pie
| rankingssb4  = Champine Family Reunion: 1st
| skillssb4      = Pretty Good
| skillssbu      = Pretty Good
| realname     = John 'Joe' Champine
| birthday     = 10
| birthmonth   = 9
| birthyear     = 1979
| location     = Michigan
| country       = United States
}}
 
'''Uncle John''' is my uncle, my mom's brother, and a smasher who lives in Michigan.
 
In ''[[Smash 4]]'', Uncle John played with me and the rest of my family several times over the years, mostly on Christmas and the Champine's family reunions. Out of all the characters, he specialized in playing Bowser due to 'looking badass' and his neutral special, Fire Breath, being 'awesome'. He also occasionally played Ganondorf, similarly due to his appearance. Despite both Bowser and Ganondorf both being commonly said to be low tier, Uncle John commonly placed 1st whenever he played Smash 4, with his most common win condition being spacing out the opponent with Fire Breath as Bowser and KOing with side smash. Because of this, he is widely regarded to be the best smasher in the Champine family, with his nephews signing him up for local tournaments, in which he commonly placed very well in, usually around 4th or 3rd place.
 
After the release of ''[[Smash Ultimate]]'', Uncle John's niece, Ashley Champine, received the game at launch, and ever since, Uncle John has been fairly well at playing that game as well. In comparison to his days playing Smash 4, Uncle John was quite thrown off by the higher speed of the game, complaining about why 'everyone is flying across the air and shit'. Despite this, Uncle John has still placed quite well at family reunions and Christmas parties, still maining Bowser and Ganondorf, but has now picked up Wolf due to his fast speed and reminding him of ''Star Wars'' character Boba Fett. He has also picked up Pokemon Trainer, but focuses on Charizard due to him believing that Squirtle and Ivysaur 'look too gay'. Uncle John hasn't been participating in local tournaments as often as his Smash 4 days, mainly due to his age and now being a manager at a local Best Buy.
 
==Playstyle==
Uncle John is a very aggressive player, despite Bowser's role as a grappler in ''Smash 4''. He prefers to rush forward and quickly approach opponents either via running or using dash attack, quickly using either side smash or Fire Breath, depending on how far away the opponent is. Due to mostly playing with the Champine family, consisting of young children and old people, this aggressive strategy has proved to be surprisingly effective.  
 
Such an example of this is during the Champine Family Reunion of 2015, in which Uncle John fought my dad, Frank, over the last piece of pizza. Frank, being a Little Mac main, was outclassed by Uncle John's aggressive playstyle, struggling to find an opening and ultimately failed to remove even a single stock from Uncle John's Bowser, thus making him win the last slice of pepperoni pizza we ordered from Little Caesar's.
==Tournament Placings==
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!Tournament!!Date!!1v1 Placement!!2v2 Placement!!Partner
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|Christmas 2014||December 25th, 2014||1st||—||—
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|Champine Family Reunion 2015||March 20th-22nd, 2015||1st||—||—
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|People Playing Smash Outside An Applebee's Parking Lot||April 2nd, 2015||1st||—||—
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|Vincent Champine's Birthday 2015||November 30th, 2015||2nd||—||—
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|Christmas 2015||December 25th, 2015||1st||—||—
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|Champine Family Reunion 2016||March 20th-22nd, 2016||1st||—||—
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|Local Tournament In A Cafe I Forgot The Name Of||IDK 2016||3rd||—||—
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|The Birth Of My Brother Steven||December 1st, 2016||1st||—||—
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|Christmas 2016||December 25th, 2016||2nd||—||—
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|Champine Family Reunion 2017||March 20th-22nd, 2017||2nd||—||—
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|Uncle John's Birthday Party 2017||September 10th, 2017||1st||—||—
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|Steven Champine's Birthday 2017||December 1st, 2017||3rd||—||—
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===''[[Super Smash Bros. Ultimate]]''===
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!Tournament!!Date!!1v1 placement!!2v2 placement!!Partner
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|Christmas 2018||December 25th, 2018||3rd||—||—
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|Champine Family Reunion 2018||March 20th-22nd, 2019||1st||—||—
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|'Congrats On The New Job, Uncle John!' Party||June 2nd, 2019||1st||—||—
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|Ashley's Birthday Party 2019||September 28th, 2019||3rd||—||—
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|Christmas 2020||December 25th, 2020||1st||—||—
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|Champine Family Reunion 2020||March 20th-22nd, 2020||1st||—||—
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