User:Cookies and Creme/Fake Smasher Pages

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An archive of some fake Smasher pages that have been created throughout the years.

Pregnant Pete

Pregnant Pete
Character info
Melee main	Luigi
Other Melee character	Falco
Team info
Former sponsor(s)	Elite Dragon Gaming, BigBoss eSports
Former crews	The Godmen
Rankings and results info
Winnings	~$3.45
Personal and other info
Real name	Peter Blazwicz
Birth date	April 10, 1987
Location	Grand Rapids, Michigan

Pregnant Pete is a top SSBM professional player from Grand Rapids, Michigan. He is a Luigi main who is considered one of the top players in Michigan, the best Luigi player in the Midwest. Pregnant Pete is currently ranked 10th on the Michigan Melee Power Rankings

Tournament placings

Super Smash Bros. Melee

Tournament	Date	1v1 placement	2v2 placement	Partner
My Mom's Basement	April 24th-25th, 2004	17th
FREEVO	July 17th-19th, 2004	385th
Prime 2005	August 28th-30th, 2004	97th
Resurrection of Jesus	November 18th, 2004	17th
GENESUSPECT	September 19th-21st, 2005	65th
CHEEVO	August 3rd-5th, 2005	33rd
The Parking Toilet - Tuesday	December 11th, 2005	2nd
The Parking Toilet - Wednesday	December 12th, 2005	5th
The Parking Toilet - Thursday	December 13th, 2005	17th
The Parking Toilet - Friday	December 14th, 2005	13th
DUMP	December 29th-30th, 2018	65th

Princess Aura

Princess Aura
Character info
Brawl main	Mr. Game & Watch
Ultimate main	Palutena
Team info
Former sponsor(s)	MadCatz, Gunnar Optiks
Personal and other info
Real name	Faye Mata
Birth date	September 2, 1720
Location	Los Angeles, Califronia

Princess Aura, or simply Aura, is a smasher from Southern California who is secretly a 300 year-old silver dragon. She is known primarily for her voice work, most notably as the English dub voice of Aqua from KonoSuba. While retired from the competitive scene, she occasionally battles against her viewers and followers on Twitch.

User:Luke Skywalkar

Luke Skywalker "I have the high ground"
Character info
Smash 64 main	Captain Falcon
Other Smash 64 character	Fox
Melee mains	Dr. Mario, Ness
Brawl main	Peach
Other Brawl characters	Zero Suit Samus, Falco, Yoshi, Mr. Game & Watch
Smash 4 main	Marth
Other Smash 4 characters	Lucina, Palutena, Ness, Cloud, Bowser, Shulk, Rosalina, Dr. Mario, Peach, Robin, Pit, Dark Pit, Captain Falcon, Zero Suit Samus, Pac-Man, Wario, Little Mac
Ultimate main	Roy
Ultimate doubles mains	Pac-Man
Other Ultimate characters	Robin, Wii Fit Trainer, Palutena, Ike, Lucina, Dr. Mario, Bowser, Yoshi, Mr. Game & Watch, Ness, Wolf, King K. Rool, Chrom, Zelda, ROB, Lucas, Pokemon Trainer, Richter, Marth
Team info
Sponsor(s)	Up Your Arsenal, The Missing Links
Former sponsor(s)	Eggs 'n' Bacon
Crew(s)	The Melee Guild, Land Down Under
Former crews	Krusty Krab Krew, Nintendo Gods Gaming Association, The Awesome Ones, Dimensional Chicken Kings, Fred Underestimates Charlie and Kyle

I am a T.O. in my area and am also a panelist for many power rankings in my area. I am married and have 4 children who are the greatest things to ever exist. My eldest son, Mike, is pretty good at smash and is in Elite smash. The Melee community is not big here but the other communities here are bigger and have more tournament entrants. I occasionally do charity work and I help out at the local homeless shelter.

Uncle John

Uncle John
Character info
Smash 4 main	Bowser
Other Smash 4 character	Ganondorf
Ultimate main	Bowser
Other Ultimate characters	Ganondorf, Wolf, Pokemon Trainer
Team info
Sponsor(s)	Best Buy
Former sponsor(s)	Home Depot
Crew(s)	The Champine Family
Rankings and results info
Most recent ranking	Champine Family Reunion: 1st
Winnings	~$20 & Last Piece of Apple Pie
Personal and other info
Real name	John 'Joe' Champine
Birth date	September 10, 1979
Location	Michigan
Miscellaneous info
Skill	Pretty Good Pretty Good

Uncle John is my uncle, my mom's brother, and a smasher who lives in Michigan.

In Smash 4, Uncle John played with me and the rest of my family several times over the years, mostly on Christmas and the Champine's family reunions. Out of all the characters, he specialized in playing Bowser due to 'looking badass' and his neutral special, Fire Breath, being 'awesome'. He also occasionally played Ganondorf, similarly due to his appearance. Despite both Bowser and Ganondorf both being commonly said to be low tier, Uncle John commonly placed 1st whenever he played Smash 4, with his most common win condition being spacing out the opponent with Fire Breath as Bowser and KOing with side smash. Because of this, he is widely regarded to be the best smasher in the Champine family, with his nephews signing him up for local tournaments, in which he commonly placed very well in, usually around 4th or 3rd place.

After the release of Smash Ultimate, Uncle John's niece, Ashley Champine, received the game at launch, and ever since, Uncle John has been fairly well at playing that game as well. In comparison to his days playing Smash 4, Uncle John was quite thrown off by the higher speed of the game, complaining about why 'everyone is flying across the air and shit'. Despite this, Uncle John has still placed quite well at family reunions and Christmas parties, still maining Bowser and Ganondorf, but has now picked up Wolf due to his fast speed and reminding him of Star Wars character Boba Fett. He has also picked up Pokemon Trainer, but focuses on Charizard due to him believing that Squirtle and Ivysaur 'look too gay'. Uncle John hasn't been participating in local tournaments as often as his Smash 4 days, mainly due to his age and now being a manager at a local Best Buy.

Playstyle

Uncle John is a very aggressive player, despite Bowser's role as a grappler in Smash 4. He prefers to rush forward and quickly approach opponents either via running or using dash attack, quickly using either side smash or Fire Breath, depending on how far away the opponent is. Due to mostly playing with the Champine family, consisting of young children and old people, this aggressive strategy has proved to be surprisingly effective.

Such an example of this is during the Champine Family Reunion of 2015, in which Uncle John fought my dad, Frank, over the last piece of pizza. Frank, being a Little Mac main, was outclassed by Uncle John's aggressive playstyle, struggling to find an opening and ultimately failed to remove even a single stock from Uncle John's Bowser, thus making him win the last slice of pepperoni pizza we ordered from Little Caesar's.

Tournament Placings

Super Smash Bros. for Wii U

Tournament	Date	1v1 Placement	2v2 Placement	Partner
Christmas 2014	December 25th, 2014	1st	—	—
Champine Family Reunion 2015	March 20th-22nd, 2015	1st	—	—
People Playing Smash Outside An Applebee's Parking Lot	April 2nd, 2015	1st	—	—
Vincent Champine's Birthday 2015	November 30th, 2015	2nd	—	—
Christmas 2015	December 25th, 2015	1st	—	—
Champine Family Reunion 2016	March 20th-22nd, 2016	1st	—	—
Local Tournament In A Cafe I Forgot The Name Of	IDK 2016	3rd	—	—
The Birth Of My Brother Steven	December 1st, 2016	1st	—	—
Christmas 2016	December 25th, 2016	2nd	—	—
Champine Family Reunion 2017	March 20th-22nd, 2017	2nd	—	—
Uncle John's Birthday Party 2017	September 10th, 2017	1st	—	—
Steven Champine's Birthday 2017	December 1st, 2017	3rd	—	—

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

Tournament	Date	1v1 placement	2v2 placement	Partner
Christmas 2018	December 25th, 2018	3rd	—	—
Champine Family Reunion 2018	March 20th-22nd, 2019	1st	—	—
'Congrats On The New Job, Uncle John!' Party	June 2nd, 2019	1st	—	—
Ashley's Birthday Party 2019	September 28th, 2019	3rd	—	—
Christmas 2020	December 25th, 2020	1st	—	—
Champine Family Reunion 2020	March 20th-22nd, 2020	1st	—	—