User:Toomai/Toomarian

Tamarian is a language from Star Trek completely composed of allegory - every single phrase is a reference to something else, so that without knowing the context it's unintelligible. Concurrently, Toomarian is a variant of Tamarian based on references to Nintendo and other stuff he has somewhat of an interest in. It was created for April Fools Day 2018, and was used to replace the majority of the main page.

Saying	Meaning	Reference
++	Add, increment	Many programming languages use i++ to add 1 to i.
23... Qg3!!	Something brilliant enough to be accoladed	A famous chess game had a move that was rumoured to cause spectators to shower the player with coins.
A Shakespearian actor addresses the audience	(Breaking the) fourth wall	Shakespeare loved to break the fourth wall.
A third	Repeating; can repeat	The decimal expansion of a third, 0.333..., repeats forever.
Banjo-Threeie	Something that ended up never happening.	;(
Bowser eats the Vacuum Shroom	A foolish mistake	The main plot trigger of Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story.
Circumference over diameter	Never the same thing twice	This is the value of pi, which never repeats.
Citadel of Spiders	Web site	A cave in Pikmin 2.
Coffee, black	3D model	"Coffee, black" is a common replicator request in Star Trek.
Do you really remember me?	Visual records of the past	Zelda wonders whether the Hero of the Wilds has recovered all his memories.
Do you want to hear what I said again?	Annoying but good-natured/well-intentioned information	That cursed owl from Ocarina of Time.
Echolocator	Pick out the most important parts	A Splatoon special that reveals the position of all enemies.
He doesn't like you	Fight	Well-known line from Star Wars.
I am not done with you yet	Continue, keep going, further information	Revenge line from Heavy in TF2.
I am that is	Self-discussion, self-information	Part of the mythos of Martin the Warrior.
I am the Senate	The entirety of something	Bad emperor guy in Star Wars said so.
I can do what I want	To break the law; to ignore rules for a greater good; to enjoy something outside the creator's intent	Some internet meme, I'm not really sure of its origin.
I need a brain for my master	Knowledge about creation	Stereotypical Igor behaviour when Frankenstein's building a monster.
I'ma let you finish	Before; wait a moment	That one "best of all time" meme.
Inhabitants of the Louvre	Art, picture, sculpture, etc	Not really sure honestly.
It is every man's desire to change the future	Anyone can change this	Alvis said this in Xenoblade. (It's not a spoiler, it's in the first act.)
It's not delivery	Fresh, recent	...it's Delissio. (The pizza ad.)
Iwata at play	Nintendo	No pure reference here, just relevance.
Kazooie's irritation	Facing backwards	It's true.
Link's most important tool in the wilds	Map, navigation, etc	(no elaboration needed)
Luigi's misfire	Random, unpredictable	Who here doesn't know this one?
Melody Pianissima's repetoire	Game music	A ghost from Luigi's Mansion that plays the piano.
Never tell me the odds	Uncommon or rare event	Another Star Wars line.
Olimar presses X	Sort, categorize, split into related groups	This splits Pikmin into like-coloured groups for easier management.
Only pain will you find	Bank of archives	Yoda said this. It's not too related, but it doesn't need to be perfect.
Parakarry's deluge	Lots of mail	There's a lot of lost letters in Paper Mario.
Pass into the Iris	Enter a Discord server	One of Zenyatta's abilities (from Overwatch) is "Orb of Discord".
Quartered Speed	Paralyzed	Being paralyzed in Pokémon divides your Speed by 4.
Remember	Record, copy, archive	Mufasa (from The Lion King) popped into my head, so I used him.
Samus	Alone	Samus is always alone.
Sith	Two, pair	Always two there are.
Smell ya later!	To name something	The player gets to name their rival in Generation 1.
Something's gone wrong in the happy-go-lucky world of Nintendo	Super Smash Bros.	The legendary TV ad.
Strange Sack	Larger-than normal item holder or group of items	Doubles Mario's item capacity in PMTTYD.
Sulu look.....the sun's come out..it's a miracle!	Stop being lost	One of the better parts of Star Trek V.
Team Rocket's blasting off again	To be knocked into the sky, and maybe disappear into a twinkle.	This happens a lot.
The Falchion of Archanea	Marth	(no elaboration needed)
The Goddesses and the Triforce	Start, create, in the beginning	The creation myth of the Zelda universe. (Is it really a "myth" if it's true?)
The bidimensional quantum flipper	Mr. Game & Watch	(no elaboration needed)
The book of vampires	Nosferatu	(no elaboration needed)
The breakthrough of 1999	Super Smash Bros. (64)	(no elaboration needed)
The happy accident of 2001	Super Smash Bros. Melee	(no elaboration needed)
The hopes to come	Super Smash Bros. 5	(no elaboration needed)
The hype generator of 2008	Super Smash Bros. Brawl	(no elaboration needed)
The least common average	Mode	It's a pun. An awful, awful pun. They're allowed.
The masked knight of Dream Land	Meta Knight	(no elaboration needed)
The perished mod	Project M	(no elaboration needed)
The princess's consistent plea to Mario	Help	(no elaboration needed)
The reach of The Wonderful 100	Widespread, across boundaries, international	TW100 are a global organization.
The split evolution of 2014	Super Smash Bros. 4	(no elaboration needed)
The teachings of Wonky	Secret, lesser-known information	Wonky in PMTTYD tells you all kinds of random stuff.
There is disquiet in your soul	Place of discussion	Another reference to Zenyatta's Discord.
Tidings of Hermes	News	Hermes is the messenger god. I had trouble finding something more relevant.
To die a hero	Trophy	I believe this is part of a quote froma Batman film.
Together we ride [into X]	Welcome [to X]	The music that plays in FIre Emblem when you meet/recuit someone.
"Unsolved Mysteries - The Murder of Chillindude829 NSFL", at 0:12, by GRsmash	Shocked expression	This one is just silly.
Violence is usually the answer	Attack, offend, reject compromise	Another pair of Overwatch quotes, this time from Roadhog.
What a bunch of misfits and freaks we got here	Characters, especially those of a wide variety	And Junkrat.
Where are you at?!	Location, or request for location	not on the screen, son, not on the screen
Why you heff to be mad?	(it's just a) Game	Ilya Bryzgalov is a funny hockey player.
Wile E. Coyote's realization	Gravity suddenly turns back on, or physics in general begin working again	(no elaboration needed)
Willy Wonka's smug grin	You must be new here	That meme, you know the one.
You Will Know Our Names	Unique	The music that plays when you fight a "unique" monster.
You can't do that	Denial of service or activity	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=josEPIBNhEw
Огонь по готовности	Bring together	More Overwatch. (It's a quote goldmine.) Used when Graviton Surge unwillingly drags a whole team together.