User:Mr. Anon/The Great War against Wikia/Chapter 2

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Anon was breathing frantically. He turned towards OmegaTyrant.

"Just stay calm, OT!" He shouted to the caged titan.

"Um, you're the one overreacting. You realize I can still leave the wiki if I want. I'm only caged if I enter here again." He replied calmly.

"Let's get our act together and inform Toomai." Mega replied to both of them. He turned to Omega Tyrant, and in a flash, the titan was free. Anon and OT nodded and left the abandoned library promptly.

***

"What!?" Toomai Glittershire said. Normally peaceful, the great leader of SmashWiki looked angrier than Anon had ever seen. "How could they block you?"

Omega Tyrant shrugged. "I've received mail that says that I've been pushing people away. It's OK now, since Mega has unblocked me."

"But they'll just block you again." Toomai responded.

"Wait a second here," Anon said. "Who's this DaNASCAT's boss?"

Mega shuddered. "Her name is Sannse. She may appear calm, but at her heart she's worse than DaNASCAT could ever be."

"It's worth a try though." Anon said.

Mega shrugged. "First let's see if we can knock some sense into DaNASCAT first. Best to not get too many wikia members involved."

"You guys go. I'll stay here." Toomai said.

"Why?" OT replied.

"Remember that "Reboot" computer we bought a while ago to make tedius stuff easier?" Toomai asked, and OT nodded. "Well, it for some reason broke this morning. I should probably fix it. After that I need to work on my Data Node organization project."


***

As Anon, OT, and Mega raced back to SmashWikia, the site was uglier than anything that had ever happened. First of all, the wikia corporation had enforced the Oasis paint job, making the library difficult to view. Secondly, they saw DaNASCAT removing the banner that read "SmashWiki has now moved".

"What the heck are you doing?" Omega Tyrant demanded.

For the first time, DaNASCAT spoke. "I am fine with you guys moving, but I cannot allow you to push THIS community away."

"What community? Can't you let us demolish this place?" Omega Tyrant demanded.

But DaNASCAT turned back to what he was doing and with a mere movement of the hand incinerated the banner. He then started walking away. At the same time, a young student entered the wiki and picked up a fallen book. "Where did all the library staff go?" he asked.

Omega Tyrant turned to him. "Well, we decided to move-" but Omega Tyrant was interupted by a blast to his back. The student screamed and ran out of the library as a cage started forming around the titan.

DaNASCAT smiled. "That's what happens when you push people away from the community." He turned to Megatron1. "If you revert me, you will suffer the same faith."

"As usual, you barge in here and try to push US away from the wiki that we built. You are an outsider who enforced a skin change that over 50% of users disagree with. Leave this place NOW!!"

Everyone, even DaNASCAT, turned to a corner of the room. A figure that they could not make out was shouting. However, DaNASCAT merely turned away once more and left.

"Coward! Discuss things with us, rather than blindly blocking!" Anon shouted at him, but the batlike being had already flown away. Anon looked again at the corner, but there seemed to be nobody there anymore.

Omega Tyrant vanished from his cage. "Where are you going?" Megatron yelled for him.

"To the Eye Are See bar. TBA, I would rather be alone right now." A voice called from outside.

As Mega started to leave, Anon called to him. "Do you think I should call in Shadowcrest?" he asked.

"I'm not sure... he left long ago, even though he still has his powers. You can try if you want." Mega replied as he, too, started to leave.

***

Anon entered the bar.

"I thought I told you I want to be alone." Omega Tyrant said.

"I know. But there are some things I need you to explain to me. Who is Slipknot Darkrai?" Anon asked.

And OT explained. Slipknot was originally merely an annoying user on the neiboring DK library (where OT, Mega, and Havok worked part time), who often got in the way of the serious editors. He would always be blocked, but would still suck up to the Admins. When the announcement to move the wiki to wikia was made, Slipknot was wandering in the nearby field, blowing at dandelions. Once the wiki finally left, however, Slipknot came to the new location and started asking everyone to come back, even though he had never opposed the announcement. However, it was here when the Wikia staff came to Slipknot's aid. They started arguing on his side. Finally, when Slipknot asked to be placed in charge of the abandoned DK Wikia, they happily indulged him. Once in power, he started abusing it like a maniac, blocking good users like OT and Mega. After a LONG struggle, they managed to contact the last rational wikia user, named Brandon. He banished Slipknot away and put OT and Mega back in charge of their wiki.

"So Slipknot was just a suckup all along? Wikia would have to be insane to side with him." Anon asked when OT was finished.

"Yes. But wikia is beyond sanity now. For this reason I fear his capabilities greatly. If he asks to be put in charge of SmashWikia..." OT shuddred.

"You asked to be left alone, and I will abide by your wishes," Anon said, leaving.

"Where are you going?" OT asked.

"Er... I'm not really sure." Anon said as he exited the bar.

***

After getting directions from other users, Anon finally found himself where he needed to be: the Guildwar Tavern. As Anon entered, he found that it was much larger than he had envisioned; far bigger than Eye Are See. Anon searched around for the user he was looking for, but none of the people here seemed to look like him. At Eye Are See, everything was organized. Everyone had their own seats, and could easily be distinguished. Here it was the opposite. Fights raged across the Tavern without anyone seeming to pay attention, making things very hard for Anon. As he was about to leave, however, Anon saw someone in the corner of his eye. He was wearing a long hood, and his face seemed to be unshaven beyond recognition, but Anon knew who he was.

"Shadowcrest?" Anon asked.

The hooded figure did not respond.

"You're probably busy here, but I need your help." Anon continued, though the figure still remained silent.

"You worked hard to get SmashWiki out of Wikia's clutches, but we need your help a little more. Wikia refuses to allow SmashWikia to be demolished, and worse: they have blocked Omega Tyrant for "pushing users away". Please help."

But still the hooded figure did not seem to move.

"Fine, I can do this without your help. But I cannot believe that you would allow the wiki that you worked so hard to build and proliferate go to trash so quickly! You are the only available Bureaucrat there! If Wikia does win this one, and vandals devastate the site, I blame this on you!"

At this, the figure seemed to raise his head, though he quickly looked down again. In contempt, Anon left.