User:Mr. Anon/Fanfic 2: The Siege of SmashWiki

Latest fanfic I am doing.

Chapter 1

It was a fine day in SmashWiki. There had been little vandalism, save for Toomai's poorly trained pet, Poopy. Mr. Anon, Omega Tyrant, and Shaun's Wiji Dodo had finished a long day of working on Smash Charts and Giant Punch charts, and were relaxing in the Eye Are See bar. Mr. Anon was wondering where his friend RoyboyX was, for Royboy was a frequent lurker at the bar, when suddenly the former outcast from Wikitroid burst in, with a brand new admin-suit on.

"Wait, you got adminship?" Mr. Anon asked in wonder.

"Yep," said Royboy with a grin. "First thing to do is to finish up our massive reform projects. NPA and RFA reform were huge accomplishments. As a newly appointed admin, we'll be able to get a lot of stuff done. Just think: only a year ago I was banished from Wikitroid by Piratehunter."

Mr. Anon shuddered at the mention of the corrupt bureaucrat, who was now banished from most wikis himself. "Speaking of which," Anon brought up, "where is Piratehunter now?"

"Who cares?" Omega Tyrant asked bluntly. "He's a wiki terrorist. Royboy got Wikia to imprison him, hopefully for good."

Dodo snorted. "Terrorist? He's a freedom fighter."

"What are you talking about?" Anon exclaimed. "He's a cyberbully."

"All of you are correct, and at the same time wrong," Royboy interrupted in a solemn voice. "There have been many Piratehunters throughout history, but the current one is none of them. The current Piratehunter is a true monster. His imprisonment has caused his body to change. He now has doglike fangs, and bestial claws for hands. He is a sight of horror, caused by the madness his solitude has given him."

"Let's change the topic." Omega Tyrant said, and everyone agreed.

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Meanwhile, Piratehunter sat in his empty cell. Well, almost empty. For there was another who shared his empty and cold box that contained him. That other was the one who drove Piratehunter to insanity with his constant ambitions to rule all wikis. That other was always planning, always scheming to get revenge on those who he felt wronged him. But that other was by no means helpless. That other had contacts outside of his cell, contacts who could arrange anything, even an eventual breakout.

That other was known as Slipknot Darkrai.

Darkrai of course had little relevance to SmashWiki. He had become a kind of meme though, due to his horribly stupid behavior on the DK Wikis and on SmashWikia. This earned him a lifetime position in Wikias most guarded prison. Darkrai, though he appeared very sensitive to insults, was little effected by Piratehunter's constant bullying and was really focused on his grand scheme of evil. Piratehunter on the other hand, though appearing impervious to trolling, was having his mental state broken down by Darkrai's seemingly stupid blathering.

Piratehunter was also consumed by his own hunger for revenge. He had been a visitor of the Eye Are See bar for a long time, and was one of its most notorious trolls. At first, the main people he trolled were kids like Doc King, whom few had much sympathy for. He at one point was a respected member due to his actions during the Great War of Wikia. But Piratehunter got more and more troublesome as his thirst for troll satisfaction got larger and larger. After being banished for trolling innocent users, he began a large-scale scheme to turn SmashWiki members against each other, and nearly succeeded. Piratehunter was finally banished from all wikis by his former friend RoyboyX, and as a result was condemned to this prison.

But not for long. Darkrai, ever-scheming, realized that Piratehunters powerful flaming abilities would prove useful. The final destruction of SmashWiki could not succeed unless his desired team put aside former differences. That was why he contacted who he contacted.

Piratehunter picked himself up and stared at Darkrai, who was gazing out the bars of the cell.

"You fucking moron," He said, as part of what had become his hourly routine. "I thought it was illegal for retards this stupid to exist in the internet. Of course, I'm sometimes wrong."

At one point, Piratehunter's trolling was much more sophisticated, almost at an organized level. Nonetheless, he expected the usual response from Darkrai. Tears, a garble of swearwords, random exclamation marks, poor spelling, etc. But this time was different, as Darkrai's agenda marked it so.

"Troll all you want," Darkrai said with a sigh, not even turning. "It doesn't change the fact that in roughly 30 seconds, I will be free. I might even take you with me, if you listen."

Piratehunter was about to reply, when he heard a tremendous explosion outside the cell. A split-second later, the lights went out, and he heard Darkrai laughing as the cell door opened.

"Once again," Darkrai said, this time turning to Piratehunter. "Either listen to my plans, or be here when the staff return."

"Fine," Piratehunter said.

Darkrai grabbed Piratehunter and threw him out the cell door, and then followed. Piratehunter took his first breath of free air, and he felt his powers return to him. He gazed at his hands, and willed them to create balls of fire. Piratehunter started to laugh to himself.

"Excellent-" Darkrai started to say, but he was cut off by Piratehunter grabbing him by the throat.

"How about this as a deal?" Piratehunter snarled. "Get the fuck out of my face, and I won't burn off yours."

Darkrai merely shook his head. "I'm afraid you will listen to me, regardless of what you want."

Piratehunter was about to utter a reply when he felt a large shock to his back. He let go of Darkrai and fell to his knees.

"Pirate," a British-accented voice said from behind him. "You do look so cute in your current form. You almost seem like a threat."

"Gaia Force," Piratehunter growled. He did not need to turn around to recognize the voice of his shape-shifting enemy, but he did so anyways. Gaia Force's latest form was a humanoid figure with feathery wings emerging from his back. Beside him was a strange, grinning boy.

"I see you have met my acquaintance, Mr. Darkrai," Gaia Force continued. "I also hope you realize that what I have in mind is far, far bigger than any of us here. I have amassed a team of SmashWiki's greatest enemies. Yes, Darkrai and I have little relation to SmashWiki, but this is overcome by our common goal of power. Help me, and I will assure you: in the next 4 days, SmashWiki will fall, and re-emerge under our combined control."

Piratehunter laughed. "What are you going to do?" He asked. "Are you going to have me 'troll' SmashWiki to death? Are you going to babble about secretly usurping power? Are you going to have Darkrai and that grinning pet you have their act stupid? We'll have maybe 5 minutes before SmashWiki admins block us. Oh, and maybe another 5 before they ban our proxies."

Gaia Force responded. "First off, I have yet to introduce my partner here. This "grinning pet" is the legendary Japulley, who has an endless source of proxies and can never truly be banished. Secondly, your trolling and Japulley's vandalism is only a part, though an important part, of our assualt. With Darkrai's help, I have discovered a method to infiltrate a wiki's core and bend it to my will."

"Where's your proof of this?"

Gaia Force smiled. "Allow a demonstration. But what wiki to test this on? Oh yes, our 'home'. Wikitroid."

To be continued...