User:Blue Ninjakoopa/April Fools' 2014 RfM

Hello. I'm the Super Smash Brother, from Super Smash Brothers. Let's begin.

today Im requesting 2 be a mod here at Smash Wiki....... the adminship here is terrible seriously, vandalism is AFOOT and NOBDOY dose ANYTHING so I want mod powers to stop this madness. it makes sense because these things 1. i've been here for a long time like since 2008.... youd would be be STUPID not to make me a mod 2. I have a long history of excellent behavior. never once caused trouble or anything honest! 3. i regularly handle disputes between troll users like Definite Elements and Purplemontage who dotn contribute ANYTHUNG to the wiki seriously why are they EVEN HERE???...whats are those guys even there problem...? smh grow up

also no. 4 im pretty much fully responsible for every bit of info regarding the new smash brothers game its a lot of work but i did it. yeah u can already put me on th elist of mods cuz i got thiS IN THE BAG blue ninjakoopa 16:09, 1 April 2014 (EDT)bnk358

that not enough for you ?well, sakurai HIMSELF (ya know the guy who makes Nintendo?????????/) gave me a call on the phone today eh said, "look bnk I think you need to be a mod at smash wiki, seriously that place is a MESS dude!"

Support

1. support - why not? sounds good to meblue ninjakoopa 16:09, 1 April 2014 (EDT)
2. Strong Support I was skeptical at first, but the fact that Sakurai called you up personally is enough for me. You'd be a great mod. ChuckNorris 16:16, 1 April 2014 (EDT)
3. Support Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley, and I support this message. Yelmirb 16:58, 1 April 2014 (EDT)

Comments about supporting my bid for modship

• Neutral. My cousin's dad's best friend's uncle works for Nintendo and he said the new game will magically fix the wiki of everything when it's released, so why do you need to be a mod if that's gonna happen???? And on top of that, what's your gameplan for dealing with the scourge of all things SmashWiki, the unholy spawn of the underworld, 13375poolR? I can't justify supporting you without further info on these critically important subjects. Miles (talk) 16:22, 1 April 2014 (EDT)

ok my plan for 13375poolR is to just ban him but not only ban him but lobby Congress to pass a law forbidding him from buying a smash bros game not only that i will go back THROUGHT TIME and stop 13375poolR from ever knowing what smash bros is so he wont think to come here... genius yes... even then we'd still need to ban him just in case considering he might be able to travel through time as well and could prepare for my plan so i will act quickly. as for the new smash bros. game well i'll will still need 2 b a mod because sakurai said theres going to be more problems and more games, plus dude dont believe everything your dads best friends cousins uncle says U know they like to make thungs up so they can get more views smh.. blue ninjakoopa 16:31, 1 April 2014 (EDT)

• I think the applicant should be disqualified on the basis that he has no tech skill because he is Nintendo. DoctorPain99 16:24, 1 April 2014 (EDT)

tech skill is not an issue for me, for example a level 2 (TOO) CPUplayer hit me and I FLEW UP and fell down and TECHED THE FALL so there goes you're hole argument.........blue ninjakoopa 16:31, 1 April 2014 (EDT)

but smarsh broters cpu players ais nintendo so ait has noane o da tech skill!!1......Scr7(talk · contribs) 16:34, 1 April 2014 (EDT)

April Fools......???? Dots (talk) The Zealot 16:42, 1 April 2014 (EDT)