User:Air Conditioner/Archive 1

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IkeGreatAether.jpg Careful! This user has rollback and therefore has some control of teh phire! (How does an air conditioner get the fire? Did it overheat?)
Air Conditioner "CondenserCoil, MachineCoil"
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Character info
Melee main Mewtwo
Brawl mains Ness, Kirby
Other Brawl characters Pikachu, Toon Link
Smash 4 (Wii U) mains Marth, Shulk
Other Smash 4 (Wii U)characters Ness, Mega Man
Smash 4 (3DS) mains Ness, Duck Hunt
Other Smash 4 (3DS) characters Shulk, Robin, Dr. Mario, Mega Man, Bowser Jr.
Personal and other info
Real name Alex Fakelastname
Birth date (age 26)
Location East Coast United States
Miscellaneous info
Skill Other Which button is the jump button again?
3DS code 4768-7953-5623

Air Conditioner (エアコン Eakon) is a SmashWiki user, but everyone calls him AirCon. He mains Ness and Kirby in SSBB. His favorite game series are EarthBound, Mario, Pokémon, and Super Smash Bros. He will actually fight people in SSB3DS, but fair warning: he sucks. In addition, you can't read this without highlighting or looking at the wikicode! Mwahaha! Since he has this long intro paragraph to write, he strongly suggests that you click this link, or maybe visit someone else's userpage. He claims that you should hide the Table of Contents as it messes up the formatting, but he doesn't feel like using __NOTOC__.

Short version of above

I enjoy music, the Internet and video games.

Even shorter version of the above

CAN YOU REALLY NOT READ ONE SINGLE SENTENCE? Screw you, you lazy idiot.

Tier List

Tested by fighting countless CPUs. Omega Tyrant said this kind of thing was inaccurate, but it's the best I've got.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl
IntenseDifficulty.png PK PWNAGE! I "suck" with this guy.
VeryHardDifficulty.png Waa wa wa! Cute. Dat dair. Didn't expect him to be so high on here. Snake? Snake? SNAAAAKE! Too much startup lag on the up-smash. AETHER! Nom. Surprisingly good. Don't put her off because of her appearance. Check your G-Diffuser system! The fight is on! FALCON PU-- Oh wait, wrong character. Get out of that shadow! This model of R.O.B. shoots laser beams. Nintendo not responsible for injuries incurred. Well, all you have to do is get rid of your friends and climb the iceberg! Overrated. Hammer time!
HardDifficulty.png You're too slow!. Rhymes with Mario. Can we hear the uncensored version of his voice? FALCON SPAM Bombs, missiles, etc. Stamina!!! Nice tie. Minna, mietete kure! Says "You're too slow!" *selfdestructs* Get back in your Power Suit. Ninja queen, ninja queen, does whatever a ninja queen does. Star Fox could do it anyway. Hero of what is it now? Knightception. Suicidal tendencies.
NormalDifficulty.png If I use this character, it's a guaranteed win for you.
EasyDifficulty.png Didn't think there was a character worse than Mario. Until I met this one.

This one's based more on general feel.

Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS
Ness Tier American kid with a Japanese accent for some reason.
Top Tier Yay for hitboxes! Now it's Shulk time! Serra-colored Robin best waifu. His doctorate is actually in art history. SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT... MEGA MAN! who dat, who dat, I-G-G-Y Yay, buffs! Killager. HOW TO PLAY: Don't get hit. Unless you're Lucario. Then do get hit. Edgy atheist Pit. He's like Little Mac but not with the jumping ability of an elephant. DING DING Addicted to pills. Tipper, but not the kind that wants to burn your music.
Decent Tier Why is the King of Evil copying Captain Falcon? The missing Link. Isn't this just Samus? AUTORETICLE! AWAWECLE! MULTI-MAN SMASH!!! And on the seventh day... Link with cat eyes. Cue Tumblr complaints. black void too powerful, please nerf Now you can make your OWN anime swordsmen! Marth for people who can't Marth. My good old buddy, ROB!
Meh Tier Who let a shota in Smash Bros.? ZOMFG NERFS Personally, I prefer not-shit voice acting. Moves have been shown. Dataplex? Monkey kong? Weeaboo frog. I fight for my ability to afford better voice acting. What happened to the down-B sound effect? ;_; At least it's not double Ds... ...Pawnch? Bang bang.
Shit Tier Pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything. At least her taunt game is good. How do I get off this thing? Hey, you're not Ice Climbers... being meguca is suffering! "Bouncing fish" about sums up her air game. What the fuck happened? BRING BACK "YOU'RE TOO SLOW" Pichu of Smash 4? No, not quite... What. ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
That Ain't Falco Tier WHERE THE FUCK ARE HIS KILL MOVES

AC's Music Corner

In theory, this should take you to a YouTube video of a song I like. However, the tradeoff for having a massive size of options means that a lot of these will be shitty YouTube covers and things sped up to avoid detection by the evil RIAA. Sorry about that.

See this

Bold pages mean anyone can add to it.

for the Rules of #sw.

for my thoughts on music of all kinds.

for the best edits ever made by SmashWikidians. Okay, maybe not. Actually, it depends on your definition of a good edit...

for what would happen if everyone on SW ran a state...

for God knows what...

for what users' stats would be if SmashWiki was an RPG.

for an attempt to enhance the SmashWiki experience through signatures.

for trivia quizzes on various subjects. If you get all questions correct, please seek professional help.

for something like Shwido's IRC conversations page, only for Mafia. (Maintained by Toomai but started by me.)

for some music given what's happening right now.

for some stuff I'm planning on doing at one point or another.

for every user's theme song.

for my thoughts on everyone's chances of becoming admin.

for my signature gallery. I might even make one for you!

Future Subpages

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My signature

Air Conditioner AC.png (ToastUltimatum made the original and I modified it when I changed my username.)

Hate my sig? You're not looking at it correctly! Download the font here, because my signature looks crappy without it.

Useful Info

Who's online: Alex the weeb, Jaydyn, Kiedan, Mariogeek2, MemeDedede, 16bit, Gligar2007, Brick Boy, Porplemontage, ThePikaPlayer, ButterCashier

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Userboxes, etc.

Air Conditioner
                                           
Dispute Handling 45%    
Smash Skill 10%    
Smash Knowledge 60%    
Spelling/Grammar 95%    
Typing Speed 65%    
Wikipresence 70%    
Wikiskill 85%    
Basic Attributes
Controller Of Zed This user has rollback.
Firefence This user takes 50% less damage from Flame attacks.
Flamethrower This user's Flame attacks are twice as likely to spread.
I R Seeing You This user uses the IRC.
Icy Veins This user's Flame attacks deal minimal damage.
Mr. Vulcan This user's Logic attacks deal 33% more damage.
Notoriety This user is a significant contributor.
Photographer This user can upload screenshots.
Rasterizer This user can create .png images.
Troll Roll This user's Troll attacks deal 50% more damage.
Vigilant Noctivigant This user is often around while the rest of the wiki is asleep.
Other Attributes
Awesome Ness This user is a massive EarthBound fan.
Calculator This user is good at math.
Da Na Na Na This user likes video game music a bit too much.
和我为它骄傲! This user is Chinese.
Look, a Distraction! This user just wasted your time by making you look at his userboxes.
Objection! This user is also a massive Phoenix Wright fan.
Procrastinator This user can never think of what to do next on SmashWiki.
Under Construction This user's userpage is in the process of a rehaul.
vandalism is badass lol This user is infuriated by vandals of any wiki.
Very Strange This shiny happy user can and will sneak references to musicians he enjoys listening to in regular speech.

Random Stuff

Also check out my YouTube channel for random music and crap, and my Last.fm for exactly what random music and crap I listen to.

In Which SmashWiki Is Rearranged

Protips

ACTUAL PROTIP: Make sure to use apostrophes correctly. For example, use "octopus's" when referring to something that belongs to one octopus, and "octopus'" when referring to something that belongs to multiple octopuses (octopi?).

Random Image

Please note that if any image I upload is used in an "image caption contest" of some sort, I will attempt to feed the contest's host through a wood chipper.

I knew Red Bull gives you wings, but...

Note: More random image options coming soon.


Air Conditioner's Userpage and Subpages
If you are reading this without looking at the wikicode then congratulations. You get a cookie.
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