User:Emmett

Hello, I'm Emmett. I'm a Bureaucrat, even though I shouldn't be, because I'm so stupid that I haven't protected my user page, which allowed someone to write this! Now eat donkey shit, everyone!

Protips

because you all apparently really need them.

• Protip: If you think you deserve to be an admin, you probably don't.
• Protip: Stop listing your contributions on your userpage. Frankly, nobody cares. In the unlikely event that someone cares, Special:Contributions exists, and you save yourself from looking like an idiot and also time by simply linking them to the relevant contributions.
• Protip: If you tell us that you have another account and you're going to use this one to get away with vandalism, don't tell us the name of your other account.
• Protip: Don't come back to post a snide message... about how you don't post here.

IRC gems

These are here to cheer me up when I need to feel better about myself.

From
<Emmett>	dots: rofl
<LightningBlue>	Emmett: what is rofl?
<Emmett>	dear lord.

From
<dots>	Toomai do you know my password?
<Toomai>	Why, don't you?
<dots>	I change it by using /authserv pass 0R6feRTb new-password