Smasher:Zolda

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Neckbeard the Pirate
Character info
Melee main Zelda
Brawl main Zelda
Smash 4 main Zelda
Other Smash 4 character Bayonetta
Personal and other info
Real name Cuntbag Littledick
Birth date (age 26)
Location Wisconsin USA
Miscellaneous info
Skill Super Smash Bros. 4 Shit

Neckbeard the Pirate is a dick sucker cunt from down yonder who mains Zelda, aka the shittiest character in the game. He is considered to be among the shittiest Zelda players in the world, although he likes to stroke his dick on Discord and Smashboards acting like the gift of God. He is currently a dumb slut on Grindr, seen here.

Notable Dick Suckings Placings

Super Smash Bros. for Wii U

Tournament Date 1v1 placement 2v2 placement Partner
#The Uprising Smash 4 Jan 9, 2016 #1st
#Construct 38 Smash 4 Jan 10, 2016 #4th #1st MuKLyFeMarshall
#Offstage 12 Smash 4 Feb 2, 2016 #3rd #1st MuKLyFeMarshall
#Tales of Jank Smash 4 Feb 27, 2016 #2nd #1st Otis