User:Howlinghowlicane

Into Pokemon and Sonic the Hedgehog R.O.B. ARRESTED FOR ATTEMPTED BANK ROBBERY!

In a scene described by eyewitnesses as [ADJECTIVE], [CHARACTER] was arrested yesterday for attempting to rob the local [LOCATION] bank. [He/she] was armed with a[n] [ITEM], and tried to get away in [his/her] [VEHICLE]. Unfortunately for [him/her], [CHARACTER] managed to collide with a[n] [ITEM] and flew off the road.

[He/she] later managed to [VERB] away from the wreckage and into the nearby [LOCATION 2]. [He/she] would have got away with it, had it not been for [CHARACTER 2], who managed to stop [CHARACTER] by [VERB ENDING IN -ING] [him/her]. The police later arrived and [VERB ENDING IN -ED] [him/her].

This is not the first time [CHARACTER] has been in trouble with the law: only last year, [he/she] was arrested for [ACTION].

[CHARACTER]'s lawyers, upon being asked for a statement, said: "[BLANK]"

[CHARACTER 2], who stopped [CHARACTER], stated "I'm not a hero, I'm just a [NOUN]."

A [SPECIES], who was at the bank when the robbery happened, said "I found th