April Fool playground

RULES

1. NO EDITTING THE RULE SECTION
2. NO PERSONAL ATTACKS AGAINST ANYONE BUT ME(Laikue) UNLESS YOU GET PERMISSION FROM THE USER FIRST.
3. NO EXPLICIT CONTENT. NUDITY, GORE, PORN, SCREAMERS, AND SUCH WILL BE REPORTED TO TOOMAI THE TERRIBLE.
4. HAVE FUN WITH IT!
5. JUST FOLLOW THESE RULES AND WE WON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS

SHIT IS BANANAS! DOOMAI SHALL RISE. DOOMAI SHALL RISE I TELL YOU! ON THE 98TH DAY OF THE REIGN OF THE BLUE MOON, DOOMAI SHALL RISE AND DESTROY OUR FAIR WIKI.