User:Monsieur Crow/Unbiased Opinions On IRC Regulars

This page is a now-outdated parody of "User matchups" that became popular in the second half of 2012. Technically this breaks policy and should get me banned, but I worked out a loophole with Toomai's assistance. This will likely never be updated and is only here for historical purposes.

ReiDemon:

1. I am me. That alone is a good enough reason.

ToastUltimatum:

1. Consistently rooted for the wrong teams in Euro 2012.
2. Thinks that both cricket and baseball are boring.
3. Actually thinks I like him more than others on this page.
4. Does not approve of my shenanigans on #ikaruga.

Megatron1:

1. Is better than me at Marvel Vs. Capcom 3.
2. Has kicked me too many times even though we're the same level.
3. Keeps asking me questions about chemistry.
4. Has a 1 in his name

Omega Tyrant:

1. He beat me in Brawl.
2. His hair is too long.
3. SW name has a space but his IRC name doesn't.
4. When he did put a space in the name, he said that he felt like it instead of properly crediting ME for the idea.
5. Can do dolan speak better than me.

Toomai:

1. Has never posted pics, and says that he never will.
2. Has a snarky remark for everything.
3. Watches the Toronto Blue Jays instead of the Detroit Tigers.
4. Pays attention to the Tigers just to make fun of me and to keep cracking jokes about the most righteous Prince Fielder.
5. Sick of the most excellent Detroit Red Wings being a consistently good team.

PenguinofDeath:

1. Keeps calling me a hipster.
2. Calls other people "nerd".
3. Thinks that American football is better than association football.
4. Thinks baseball is boring.

Shaun's Wiji Dodo:

1. Keeps altering User Matchups to make himself seem better.
2. Drinks and swears too much.
3. Has a dodoport and I don't.
4. Talks about yaoi too much.
5. Has too many puns.

VT:

1. Actually thought that Amaterasu was a guy, and subsequently claimed it was a typo.
2. Know how to use Phoenix Wright in UMvC3, and I don't.
3. Uses the ANPAN! too much.

RoyboyX:

1. Doesn't like Canada.
2. Doesn't watch baseball even though he wants to be American.
3. Writes faster than me.

AirCon:

1. Thinks EarthBound is the best RPG ever when it's actually Chrono Trigger.
2. Confused my university, Oakland University, for "overused" in the Pokémon tier lists.
3. Doesn't think that Gen II is the best Pokémon generation.
4. Points out errors on this page.

Dots:

1. Doesn't use proper grammar.
2. Again, thinks that EarthBound is the best RPG ever.
3. Is better than me at StarCraft, even though I should be better since I'm part-Korean.

Solar Dragon:

1. Never laughs or smiles or anything.
2. Watches television shows that have long stayed their welcome.
3. Is a ginger.
4. Doesn't play the Smash Bros. series.

Emmett:

1. Never appears on SWIRC anymore.
2. Doesn't think sports are important.
3. His state of Maryland is considered better than my state of Michigan.
4. Encourages Dodo to talk about stuff like yaoi.

Captain_Falcon:

1. Is very meansauce and claims others are very meansauce.
2. Keeps imitating my nick on SWIRC.
3. Has never posted pictures, and probably never will.
4. Is generally quite strange.

Brian:

1. His university is more well-known than mine.
2. Is better at Brawl than me.
3. Is probably in better, more regular contact with a friend than me.

BNK:

1. Is a conservative.

Mr. Anon:

1. Is a liberal.

Starman125:

1. Doesn't watch baseball.
2. Is a Grammar Nazi.
3. Ban happy.