Terrible's Biased Guide to: Falco (SSBM)

NOTE: This character guide is extremely biased. If you are offended by how inaccurate this guide is or the rude language, this page may be better for you.

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Falco in Super Smash Bros. Melee
Universe	Star Fox
Other playable appearance	in Brawl
Availability	Unlockable
Tier	Semi-Godly-Cheap (2)

Falco is a surprisely good character in Super Smash Bros. Melee. Falco is placed #2 on the popular list, right under Fox. He is well known in the game for being a copy-cat to Fox, which he does not like at all. He is also known for being a huge dickhead slightly average at shooting lasers at his opponents. Falco is a very fast and quick character like he's on drugs. That helps him with taunting the slow-ass characters a hit-and-run technique with his laser gun.

Pros & Cons

Pros

• He's on drugs very fast.
• He can perform many magic tricks with his laser gun.
• He can make shiny things to seduce his opponents.

Cons

• He's a fraud copy-cat.
• A pink ball can kick him to death.
• Not good at recovering from drugs.