Hawk
Falco's Face.jpg
Character info
Brawl mains Falco, Captain Falcon
Other Brawl characters Bowser, Snake
Personal and other info
Birth date (age 32)

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Here's a Tier List for you Smash fanatics to complain about while I eat a ham.


Hawk's Manliness Tier List

Captain Falcon Ganondorf Extremely Manly Very Manly Even More Manly More Manly Manly Not Manly REALLY Not Manly

1. Captain Falcon (1337+%)

2. Ganny (100%)

3. King Donkey Kong (97%)
4. He fights for his friends. (94%)
5. Boozer (90%)
6. Wario the Quario (89%)
7. American Hero (88.3%)

8. Wolf O'Donnell (81.9%)
9. Fat, Greasy Plumber (81%)
10. Gocario (80.8%)
11. Hero of Time (80%)

12. Mr. Broken (78%)
13. It ain't this guy! (77%)
14. Fawks (72%)
15. African American (70%)

16. Obese Penguin (69.7%)
17. Crazy Monkey (69%)
18. Mr. Needlemouse (66%)
19. Wall-E (65%)
20. Omar (64%)

21. Ash (63%)
22. Gween Donkey (62.9%)
23. Electric Rat (62.3%)
24. Asian Kid (61.7%)
25. Weegee (61.3%)
26. Linus (60.0%)

27. Soccer Ball (57%)
28. Martha (53%)
29. Spamus (52%)
30. Dominatrix (44%)
31. Ninja Wannabe (41%)
32. Toon Spam (39.1%)
33. Ice Grabbers (?)

34. Marshmallow (22%)
35. Delightfully Overpowered Princess (12.5%)
36. Princess Pooch (9%)
37. Cupid (1%)

  • Note: The percentages are here for no reason at all and mean absolutely nothing.