User:Aidanzapunk/Quotes

“	Well, okay, I am impressed. Such a teeny little angel defeating such a big, bad god of the Underworld. Why, Pitty, that must make you the most powerful Nintendo character of all time. I'm actually rather proud of you. 8-bit Pit would've never made it this far. But don't worry, I'm not going to tear up the credits again, the game really IS over... Which is why I'm here to delete your save data! ONE, TWO, THREE, GONE!!! ...Noooo, I'm just messing with you, buddy. Settle down! Your save's, oh, er, safe. I can't, I don't even have a body anymore. Couldn't delete a save file if I wanted to. I'm not even sure if I can be resurrected in this state. There's the real tragedy. This dashing physique, this literally GODLY body, is gone forever. Ladies everywhere are no doubt weeping as we speak. Your fault! Oh well, I'll figure something out. I have, what, 25 years for the next sequel? Anyhoo! Anywho, you can always revisit me and other...friends...in the chapters you've beat. You could play battles over and over again like a favorite book, or a broken record. Oh! And if the mood strikes you, throw some hearts into the Fiend's Cauldron, hard, spice up the difficulty of a level and commend you some sweet rewards! And because I'm not a sore loser, I unlocked Boss Battle Mode for you. So here's to Kid Icarus: Uprising, my new favorite game of all time! Thanks for playing! Hades, out!	”
—Hades, Kid Icarus: Uprising