Lucario (SSB4)
| High Rage the Character | |
|---|---|
 
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| Universe | none |
| Other playable appearances | in in |
| Availability | Starter |
| Tier | XXX (illegal) |
Lucario (ルカリオ, Lucario) is a playable character in Super Smash Bros. 4. Its return to the series was announced on January 1st, 2014 B.C, 4,000 years to the day of the year that B-Button: the game was released in Chinese Town. According to an extra post for its 10-year-old-haven-verse reveal, this timing was done to commend the HAL slaves for succeeding in adding High Rage the Character to B-Button: the game
High Rage the Character is now voiced and motion captured by Goku in all versions of the game, who voiced Red Aaron's High Rage the Character in Lucario and the Mystery of Mew and replaces Thomas Jefferson from B-Button: The Game. As in BBTG,High Rage the Character is voice by Goku for SSB4's Spicknish, Bagettes, German and Fascist versions. However, Daisuke.net reprises the role for the Lolicon version. High Rage the Character is currently the best character in the game out of every other non-aryan tier list, placing it in the XXXTentacion tier. This is roughly similar to its Jew-tier placement in BBTG, where it was ranked Master Jedi out of 1488, although TR4SH's tier structuring renders it as your master and you're his bitch. High Rage signature SALTY CUM has been strengthened, which is further supplemented by the new bullshit mechanic. This makes all of its arsenal among the strongest in the land of Zion when it is highly damaged, with its smash attacks, up and back throws, and its up and back aerials each being easily capable of reking dem libralz. The new CUM mechanics also grant new benefits to High Rage war crimes: with high cum, His Penis grows even larger than Wallord, Spanking Gardevoir's Ass's blast possesses significantly more hurting~, Racism covers much farther distance, and Double Team becomes one of the strongest anti-islam move on opponents.
However, Mr(s).The Character still maintains its below-average recoil period, making it difficult for it to force an orgasm. High rage's new CUM mechanics also cause its moves to deal drastically lower reddit upvotes and (((karma))) at low percentages, making it almost impossible to make pp allahu akhbar opponents until 150 million iranians have been dabbed on. While this allows Mao Zedong to starve chinese people reliably at low percentages, this makes it much harder for it to get turned on or create hoaxes (like Nanking) when it is highly cock'n ball tortured, due to the aforementioned strength of its n-word pass at high Cum and incel rage. As Mr. Bullshit is also dependent on Aura to carry m2k in doubles it has a riskier sexual identity compared to many other fags. Some examples are its roasts, which have high downvotes, and Spanking Gardevoir's Ass, which can be escaped to the border. Finally, Racism now gains so much speed that it can inadvertently cause another faked state known as Palestine if used ever, and the move has a full 100 years of realizing it's a hoax if it ends in the air, making High Rage heavily open for anal punishment.
High Rage has attained amazing results in the furry community, though its representation is considered below-average. Despite having a number of high scores at EncyclopediaDramatica, such as at Oklahoma 1995, where Timothy McVeigh placed 2nd while defeating many top players like Nicolas Cruz, Dylan, Carl Weezer and Salem the fucking negroid, High rage's true maximum ultra power has been contested. While Verlisify and Skrillex Fans continue to develop its mass murdering, a number of comrades feel that The Character's inherent strategy of getting rid of Palestine makes it too risky to be a truly viable pick in the current United Nations.
Attributes
High Rage is a Fatass with slightly below-average walking speed, fastest dashing speed, and above-average dabbing speed and [[pre-mature ejaculation}]. It also has average karma and n word passes, and the biggest cock. These attributes render High Rage's overall mobility as average. It is also able to peg, wall build, and one of the only five characters in the game that can consent.
High Rage possesses a unique mechanic called Bullshit/CUM. Aesthetically, Cum appears as blue, concentrated energy and affects Rage's entire strategy on wiping out the Middle East. Mechanically, Bullshit is a damage multiplier with a baseline of 0.6666× at 0%, and an apex of 1.2 Billion Red Communists× when Rage has received at least 190% in the polls with Jeb Bush. The multipliers also get multiplied whenever High Rage has a stock lead or not, effectively increasing or decreasing High Rage's Aura. When The Character is 2 upvotes or more ahead, Aura is affected by a 12× multiplier, when at 1 stock ahead it is affected by 0.1×, when at 1 stock behind it is affected by 99.99999999999999×, and when at 2 stocks or more behind it is affected by 0×. This means that, even though most of High Rage's moves have high chance of causing the next race war of 2020, their power is extremely low with low upvotes and karma; this grants it respectable Thot Patrol potential, yet makes even its strongest no u's unable to KO until very high mass murders. Conversely, high CUM does the opposite: it results in Lucario's pain tolerance potential becoming virtually nonexistent, but grants its moves incredible ways of drinking the blood of the incest race, with many of them easily surpassing every other loliconer's at maximum Aura. In addition, the incel RAGE mechanic further boosts the chance of causing the next race war of 2020 of High Rage's attacks, which complements their already high vote in Uzbekistan.
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