User:Black Vulpine/Do I have a problem

The test

Question	Answer	Points
Do you typically use SmashWiki at least once a week? (1)	Yas.	1
Do you typically use SmashWiki at least once a day? (2)	I think so.	2
Do you typically use SmashWiki for more than an hour a day? (4)	No.	0
Is more than 60% of your time online spent at SmashWiki? (10)	Not sure, probably not.	0
...75%? (25)	No.	0
...exactly 100%? (100)	I wouldn't even be able to do anything else, then.	0
Do you start new articles? (2)	I think we all have at some point.	2
...Every day? (25)	No.	0
Do you hook up to SmashWiki over a public wireless Internet connection? (2)	Does my phone connection count?	2
Do you edit SmashWiki articles while over such a connection? (4)	Yes.	4
Is that connection in a restaurant? (6)	Does my local RSL club count?	6
...Do you edit SmashWiki while waiting for your meal? (8)	Yes.	8
...During your meal? (20)	Y-yes...	20
...While eating? (25)	S-sometimes...	25
...One hand on the keyboard, and one on your food? (100)	Okay, no.	0
Do you stop eating to edit SmashWiki and then throw your meal away, because it spoiled while you were editing? (50)	Some things are more important than this.	0
Did you pick that restaurant because of the free WiFi? (5)	Not at all.	0
Are you on an aircraft with wireless access to the Internet during flight? (25)	I haven't ever had such luxuries...	0
...because you can edit on SmashWiki on it? (35)	...and I sure as fuck would never pay for them!	0
Do you talk in wiki markup code? (2)	Some peeps on the Discord server can attest to this.	2
...Every day? (50)	No.	0
Do you request that articles be created, improved, expanded, deleted, etc.? (1)	I think Serpent King is getting tired of hearing from me because of this.	1
Do you fulfill such requests? (2)	I'd have to be a sysop to do that, right?	0
Have you requested a new software feature, or reported a bug, in the last few weeks? (2)	No.	0
Do you make redirect pages? (1)	Yes.	1
Do you think you're using a significant portion of SmashWiki's bandwidth? (5)	Unlikely.	0
Do you click on "Random Page" at least once a day (or just because you're bored)? (2)	I've almost forgotten about that link now.	0
When you click 'Random Page' do you, more often than not, find an article you have edited? (3)	Despite all the reverting I do, no.	0
...Written? (10)	HAH	0
...Always? (200)	Is that even possible?	0
Have you ever gotten the same random page twice in a row? (3)	Has anyone?	0
...Three times in a row? (10)	Surely not.	0
Do you check new pages every week? (1.5)	The what, now?	0
Do you check new pages every day? (3 more)	—	0
Do you check new pages every hour? (30 more)	—	0
Do you check Recent Changes almost every day? (2)	I have that tab open pretty much 24/7.	2
Do you check Recent Changes more than ten times a day? (5)	Yeah, probably.	5
...50 times a day? (50)	Hmm, probably not THAT much.	0
Do you have Recent Changes bookmarked? (1)	No, surprisingly.	0
Do you have Recent Changes set as your start page? (12)	Nup.	0
Do you check your Watchlist almost every day? (1)	No.	0
Do you check your Watchlist every day? (2)	No.	0
Do you check your Watchlist more than ten times a day? (4)	No!	0
Do you have your Watchlist set as your start page? (8)	You what? You just asked if I have Recent Changes as my start page. How is it possible to answer yes to that question and this one?	0
Do you have more than 50 items in your watchlist? (1)	Nope - and I never did.	0
...More than 100? (2)	Nay.	0
...More than 1000? (4)	Nada.	0
...More than 10,000? (8)	No Bueno.	0
...too much? (100, plus 12 for every hour you wasted)	Define "too much". Anything more than 10,000 would be a scary thought.	0
Do you occasionally promote SmashWiki, either in person or by mentioning it on social media, IRC, forums or message boards, web pages, mail signatures, etc.? (2 for each promotion)	Yeah, I've done that. Quite a bit, actually.	12
...Every day? (5)	No.	0
...Incessantly? (10)	Again, not sure how this could be beyond 'every day', but whatever. This shit be weird, yo.	0
Do you find yourself writing regular text using SmashWiki link and layout conventions? (3)	...Huh?	0
Is something you have thought was important, such as social life, career or studies, suffering because you spend so much time on SmashWiki? (10)	No, it hasn't.	0
Are you not getting enough sleep because of time on SmashWiki? (9)	I'd argue that a few other things are responsible for that.	0
Are you sleeping during the day (as of 8 AM) because you edited SmashWiki overnight? (5 points, plus overslept time in hours)	Even my furry life has not denied me that much sleep.	0
Do you forget to think twice before you say something to real people but re-check a hundred times what you have typed in before posting your comment in a talk page? (5)	I'd probably argue that I don't think before posting on a talk page, either. Just ask Serpent King.	0
Do you judge people you know in "real life" partly on the basis of their SmashWiki contributions? (6)	I don't think I even know any SmashWikians IRL.	0
Do you think quality of contributions to SmashWiki is an important criterion in choosing a partner for a close relationship? (17)	Who the fuck would?	0
Do you argue that contributions to SmashWiki are "productive" or "useful" - unlike "wasting time" playing games or watching football? (5)	Hmm... have I? Yeah, I guess so.	5
Have you ever phoned another SmashWikian? (1)	Does Discord count?	1
Have you ever met another SmashWikian in "real life"? (2)	Not knowingly.	0
Have you ever had sex with another SmashWikian? Sock puppet accounts don't count. (10)	Yo, and I thought the shit I see as a furry is weird.	0
Did you buy a second monitor so you could edit SmashWiki more efficiently? (25)	I'm doing just fine, thanks.	0
Did you immediately think of ways to improve this test, or adjust the scores so that they neatly add up to 100? (3.14)	You what?	0
Do you think your score is too high and maybe you'll do something about it after "a few more edits"? (6)	Even if this were true (and it's not), I don't know if I would ever admit that to myself.	0
...after "a lot more edits"? (10)	Define "a lot".	0
...after "a billion more edits"? (150)	Has anyone ever done that much on a single wiki?	0
Or are you so proud of it that you retake the test every month to see how more addicted you've become? (10)	"Meh" is all I feel.	0
Have you ever looked for the edit this page link on an ordinary Web page? (3)	Does Wikia count?	3
Have you ever instinctively reached for the edit link to correct an unfortunate wording while reading a newspaper or book? (4)	Thankfully not.	0
Have you ever edited an article on SmashWiki while paying long distance charges to connect to the Internet? (5)	I think I'd have to be a traveller for that.	0
Do you make edits while drunk or under the influence of other intoxicating substances and find that nobody reverts your changes? (1)	Plenty of times, but then I'm also staying level-headed whenever I do, so nobody would ever know.	1
Have you ever edited SmashWiki while taking a bath because you found it made the experience even more relaxing? (5)	OwO What's this?	0
Have you ever publicly declared that you've quit SmashWiki but found yourself lingering about anyway? (7)	Okay, I'm pretty sure a 'hiatus' does not count.	0
Have you ever requested to be a sysop? (2)	Twice, but I think I'm only allowed to score this once.	2
Are you a sysop? (2)	Maybe one day... in the distant future...	0
Have you ever requested to be a bureaucrat? (3)	I'd have to be a sysop first, right?	0
Are you a bureaucrat? (3 points more)	...Right.	0
Do you edit articles in your sleep? (17)	Um...?	0
Do you curse out loud upon waking and realizing that you have to make all those edits over again? (2 points more)	Wait, what?	0
...Or are the edits actually still there...? (200 points)	How even?	0
Do you edit SmashWiki on a laptop? (1)	I think we predominantly use laptops now.	1
Did your laptop's fan go on by itself while you were at SmashWiki? (2)	Yes	2
Did your laptop melt (or show serious signs of melting) while you were editing SmashWiki? (100 points and a new computer fan)	This thing's a beast.	0
Do you edit SmashWiki with a mobile phone or tablet? (2)	iPhone Master Race	2
...Because you can't wait until you get access to a PC to add some obscure fact to SmashWiki? (4)	...with beautiful 3D Touch.	4
Have you edited before 6:30 am? (6)	Yes, but only if I was getting up early to go somewhere.	6
...until 4 am? (2)	Even my furry life doesn't do this to me.	0
...until 6 am? (4)	No.	0
...until 8 am or later? (7)	DUDE YOU NEED HELP	0
After reading the last question, did you give yourself 13 points because it is always 4, 6, or 8 AM somewhere? (13 points for cleverness :)	I'm not clever.	0
Do you edit SmashWiki at night (i.e. after midnight) consuming drinks to keep you up? (2)	Certainly not.	0
Do you hold SmashWiki Nights, that is, nights when you intentionally go to bed late, after spending hours editing SmashWiki? (5)	The fuck? Is this even a thing?	0
Do you get people to join you in such an event? (10)	Dude, just... no.	0
Do you have an urge to edit this nonexistent article? (1)	Meh.	0
Did you immediately try to create the above nonexistent article? (10)	No.	0
From how many locations or devices did you visit SmashWiki the past 30 days? (1 per machine)	Well, uh...	3
When people ask you questions, is your answer invariably a wiki link? (3)	It's more like, I start talking about something and THEN provide a wiki link.	0
Do you use terms like "stub", "1rv", "rollback", "revert", "blanking", "content", or other terms in their SmashWiki sense in unrelated contexts? (2)	I'm not counting Discord for this.	0
...ALL those terms? (50)	...	0
Have you ever thought about the social impact of SmashWiki? (15)	Probably not as much as I should.	0
Have you ever browsed SmashWiki while communicating with your significant other? (5)	All by myseeeeelf...	0
Have you told your significant other something on SmashWiki while communicating with them? (10)	Don't wanna be...	0
...Was he or she impressed? (5)	All by myseeeeelf...	0
...Or bored? (-5)	Anymore...	0
Have you ever gone and done something new on this list, deliberately to raise your score? (1)	Some of these things just weirded me out.	0
Have you broken some sort of rule just to visit SmashWiki? (6)	*sweats profusely*	6
Have you spotted a typo in this test and now have a crushing urge to edit that typo but dare not edit it for you won't remember where you read up to? (3)	I'm a pedant about this and didn't see a damn thing.	0
...Are your hands shaking from not editing it? (4)	No, because I would have done it on the spot.	0
...Have you edited it? (5)	I would have, yes.	5
Do you use the shortcut keys when using SmashWiki? (2)	Yepper. Do it on FANDOM, too.	2
When you wake up in the night and can't get back to sleep due to some nagging worry do you get up and start working on SmashWiki so that you will get tired and have something relaxing to fill your mind when you go back to bed? (2)	I'm more likely to go to YouTube.	0
...Did it work? (40)	See above. YouTube usually works for me.	0
Have you in your impatience for others to edit an article, brought an article all the way from a stub to featured article status? (10)	No.	0
Have you ever signed a real email with ~~~~? (1)	No, I haven't.	0
...Two emails with ~~~~? (2)	Hah.	0
...100 emails with ~~~~? (50)	Alright, seriously.	0
...All emails you have sent with ~~~~, and have done so for more than 250 emails? (500)	This is getting ridiculous.	0
Have you ever argued with anyone over SmashWiki's accuracy? (5)	I've come to the defense of the wiki on more than a few occasions.	5
...Did you win? (10)	*punches air*	10
...Did you win, but you were the one saying it was not accurate? (-15)	No, but I have a strong tendency to stick my foot in my mouth.	0
Do you find yourself caught up in SmashWiki discussions a lot? (14)	Hmm, I wouldn't say a lot...	0
...more than real-life discussions? (36)	Nah.	0