Hawk
Falco's Face.jpg
Character info
Brawl mains Falco, Captain Falcon
Other Brawl characters Bowser, Snake
Personal and other info
Birth date (age 32)

This page is none of your business!

...Okay, so maybe it is. I'm Hawk and I greatly enjoy playing Super Smash Bros. (mainly Melee and Brawl) competitively. My mains? You'll see them to the right of this page. Other characters I use other than those four in Brawl include Diddy Kong, Luigi, Ganondorf, Wolf, and...others. I do play Brawl online. I'm generally a pretty nice guy, although I do have a short temper, so don't try me.


Here's a Tier List for you Smash fanatics to complain about while I eat a ham:


Hawk's Manliness Tier List

Captain Falcon Ultra Manly Uber Manly Very Manly Manly Quite Manly A Little Manly Borderline Effeminate/Unknown Effeminate

1. Captain Falcon (1337+%)

2. Ganny (100%)

3. King Donkey Kong (97%)
4. He fights for his friends. (94%)
5. Boozer (90%)
6. Wario the Quario (89%)
7. American Hero (88.3%)

8. Wolf O'Donnell (81.9%)
9. Fat, Greasy Plumber (81%)
10. Gocario (80.8%)
11. Hero of Time (80%)

12. Mr. Broken (78%)
13. It ain't this guy! (77%)
14. Fawks (72%)
15. African American (70%)

16. Obese Penguin (69.7%)
17. Crazy Monkey (69%)
18. Mr. Needlemouse (66%)
19. Wall-E (65%)
20. Omar (64%)

21. Ash (63%)
22. Gween Donkey (62.9%)
23. Electric Rat (62.3%)
24. Asian Kid (61.7%)
25. Weegee (61.3%)
26. Linus (60.0%)

27. Soccer Ball (57%)
28. Martha (53%)
29. Spamus (52%)
30. Nintendo Fanboy's Wet Dream (44%)
31. Ninja Wannabe (41%)
32. Toon Spam (39.1%)
33. Ice Grabbers (?)

34. Marshmallow (22%)
35. Delightfully Overpowered Princess (12.5%)
36. Princess Pooch (9%)
37. Freakin' Annoying Anime Kid (1%)