User:Toomai/IRC Mafia/Best of Mafia

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Stolen from Air Conditioner because he wanted to delete it. :P


8 to 13 to 0
Town vs. Mafia vs. Third-Party
Current Leader: Mafia

The Players (except for Toomai, who is the host) Quoted:

Round 0

Game 1

From Action/Speech
AirCon So I vote for ArrDee
AirCon BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
AirCon Together we can bring down the demon!
AirCon WHO'S WITH ME
ArrDee listens to the crickets chirp.

Game 1 postgame

From Action/Speech
ino_shika_cho sorry AirCon
ino_shika_cho sorry
AirCon >:(
AirCon fatally stabs ino_shika_cho.
AirCon THIS
AirCon IS
AirCon FOR
AirCon TRYING
AirCon TO
AirCon KILL ME

Round 1

Game 1 pregame

From Action/Speech
theweirdomaxim Mafia will die!!!
AirCon theweirdomaxim: What if you turn out to be a Mafioso?
theweirdomaxim ...I will die!!! :P
From Action/Speech
theweirdomaxim is making popcorn in midnight :p
AirCon steals theweirdomaxim's popcorn
AirCon NOM
AirCon NOM
AirCon NOM
theweirdomaxim :(
Stelios Meh, you can have it. It's salted.
AirCon ...If you turn out to be a Mafioso, I'm probably going to die for it, am I?
theweirdomaxim ...nah
theweirdomaxim I will kill you even if I am not mafia :3
From Action/Speech
Icemario has made some toast.
ToastUltimatum OH HOW WONDERFULLY IRONIC
ToastUltimatum I'M LOLLING MY FACE OFF

Game 1

From Action/Speech
ToastUltimatum Anyways, I'm lynching Chikamatsu
Chikamatsu THE HELL
ToastUltimatum He's got that funny look in his eyes
Chikamatsu ????
AirCon says yes too
AirCon A Nicki Minaj fan is bad news
AirCon votes to lynch Chikamatsu too.
Chikamatsu Omdzz
JamesHeart Chikamatsu.
Chikamatsu omggg -_-
Chikamatsu NO FAIR
Chikamatsu ganging up on meeee
AirCon Chikamatsu: Your fault for liking Nicki Minaj.
Chikamatsu Unfair
Chikamatsu everyone is different guys
Chikamatsu -_-
MrCrow I put a vote in on Chikamatsu, for the same reason as AC.
From Action/Speech
Icemario I'm lynching JamesHeart.
Icemario He's been silent.
Icemario TOO silent.
JamesHeart says something.
From Action/Speech
ToastUltimatum Hold your god damn horses
AirCon holds his goddamn horses
Icemario holds his horses tight.
AirCon THEY'RE TOO STRONG AND FAST
AirCon watches as the horses drag him across the road, causing multiple injuries
Icemario gets carried away by the horses.
AirCon THIS IS YOUR FAULT, TOAST
AirCon Ow
AirCon Ow
AirCon Ouch
AirCon STILL YOUR FAULT
From Action/Speech
Chikamatsu darkfox i dont think your vote would count anyways
AirCon Chikamatsu: Every vote counts
AirCon That's what's great about the American democracy
AirCon Oh, wait...
From Action/Speech
Toomai *Discussion over. (Re-)Post your final votes.*
AirCon votes for Chikamatsu
Icemario votes for JamesHeart.
darkfox votes Icemario.
theweirdomaxim votes toast
JamesHeart votes icemario
ToastUltimatum votes for Chikamatsu
Icemario How cold-hearted of you people.
JamesHeart Icy what you did there.
AirCon Don't give him the cold shoulder.
Icemario Ice pun, that was pretty cool.
Icemario We need an ice-breaker.
theweirdomaxim Freeze!
From ##sw-game ##sw-game-badguys
Toomai Your move.
darkfox thinks
AirCon Will whoever the hell is the Mafioso please hurry up?
darkfox Alex!
AirCon probably should not have infuriated a Mafioso
Toomai *Day 4. Famous last words.*
=-= MODE ##sw-game -v AirCon by Toomai

Game 2

From Action/Speech
Toomai *You have successfully lunched a Mafioso. Night 1.*
AirCon We lunched a Mafioso?
AirCon Yay!
AirCon eats VT's bacon
Toomai Yes that was not a typo.
From Action/Speech
JamesHeart Not as impressive as the Ninth Doctor, but I successfully protected AirCon.
darkfox Alex: Thank James.
AirCon shakes JamesHeart
darkfox NOW
AirCon Whoops
AirCon I meant to say
AirCon shakes JamesHeart's hand

Round 2

Game 1 pregame

From Action/Speech
Toomai *Also, there is a new role in this game.*
theweirdomaxim what is that?
AirCon ROLLBACKER
AirCon I mean,
AirCon ROLEBLOCKER
AirCon Maybe
VT mmm
AirCon Who the hell knows

Game 1

From Action/Speech
AirCon There he is :|
AirCon Our "spectator"
AirCon Toomai: Does he replace RingtailedFox then?
Toomai *Too late for mib to join unfortunately.*
Toomai *You may continue with lynching a hapless mutt.*
From Action/Speech
ToastUltimatum Anyways, I'm going to be nice
ToastUltimatum *No lynch*
Toomai *Please leave the bold text to me.*

Game 2

From Action/Speech
CaptainMurasa Basically, assuming I am innocent, AirCon, Havoc and VT are two of the bad guys
AirCon >Me, Havoc, and VT
AirCon >Two guys
AirCon slowly claps
CaptainMurasa inb4 insane cop

Round 3

Game 1

From Action/Speech
Mr_Anon Let me do the math for a sec.
Mr_Anon I change my suspicions to neutral for the meantime.
Mr_Anon 1/16 chance that you are normal cop and correctly investigate the Mafia. 3/16 chance of above and turning up with an innocent person.
Mr_Anon 1/4 chance of being naive and getting innocent.
Mr_Anon 1/4 chance of paranoid and getting guilty
Mr_Anon 1/8 chance of being random and getting guilty
Mr_Anon 1/8 chance of being random and getting innocent
Mr_Anon So you have a 7/16 chance of getting a guilty finding. Now if you get guilty, you have a 1/7 chance of being normal cop and correctly getting it.
Mr_Anon You have a 4/7 chance of being paranoid, in which case you have an additional 1/7 chance of correctly being paranoid.
Chikatank strangles Mr_Anon
From Action/Speech
Toomai *Alright day 2. A Cop is dead. Big surprise there.*
=-= MODE ##sw-game -v Chikatank
=-= Toomai has changed the topic to: "Day 2. Dead Cop! Shocker!"

Round 4

Game 1 postgame

From Action/Speech
Toomai *Mafia was JetpackToad and Terrible.*
GreatShipToast Except the Mafia weren't terrible
GreatShipToast OHOHOHOHO
GreatShipToast PUN TIMES
GreatShipToast EVERYBODY DANC
JetpackToad That was so PUNNY

Game 2

From ##sw-game ##sw-game-badguys
Toomai *You have lynched Aquoshi, the Nose (Cop).*
GreatShipToast Boshi sad :(
Terrible Damn it!
Icemario We're screwed.
Terrible I mean, "Yoshi!"
Icemario Again.
JetpackToad Its Ice
GreatShipToast Terrible bat me in a race
JetpackToad Its his fault
GreatShipToast I want to fire Terrible
Terrible Ba dum, crash!
Icemario O.o
GreatShipToast Then Boshi will be the fastest
JetpackToad him saving Toast
GreatShipToast Boshi eat cookies out of sorrow
GreatShipToast Cookies make Boshi go zoom
Icemario Fine, let's get Terrible.
Terrible Zoom meaning shit his pants
JetpackToad Wow what is it with us killing the Cop on Day 1

Round 5

Game 2 pregame

From Action/Speech
Toomai *The setup is: 1 Cop, 1 Gunsmith, 1 Mafia Goon, and 1 Mafia ???*
FakeTestBot What's with the ???
darkfox Secret?
darkfox Mafia?
darkfox Sub-role?
darkfox [1]
From Action/Speech
ArghToast I like how Toomai has a substantial amount of followers on Miiverse when he has no plans to make posts

Game 2

From Action/Speech
Drakon leaves the bar
Agent_47 Ooh
=-= MODE ##sw-game -v Drakon by MafiaBot
=-= MafiaBot has changed the topic to "Day 2"
Toomai *Shoulda stayed in the bar.*

Game 3

From Action/Speech
=-= MafiaBot has changed the topic to "Day 1"
Agent_47 Ok?
Drakon preforms a stylish waltz on the block
JamesHeart !nolynch
Drakon !nolynch
RoyboyX !nolynch
JetpackToad that was quick
darkfox !nolynch
ArghToast !nolynch
ArghToast Speed
Agent_47 !nolynch
darkfox !votecount
MafiaBot No lynch: 6 (Agent_47, ArghToast, Drakon, JamesHeart, RoyboyX, darkfox)
JetpackToad !nolymch
Toomai *...............wow.*
From ##sw-game ##sw-game-badguys
ArghToast Agent_47 will get bulldozed by a snowplough-equipped truck.
... ...
Toomai *AGENT_47 WATCH OUT FOR THE SNOWPLOW*
Agent_47 What
darkfox NO LUNA!
=-= MODE ##sw-game -v Agent_47 by MafiaBot
Mr_Anon grabs Agent_47
darkfox LUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
=-= MafiaBot has changed the topic to "Day 2"
Mr_Anon was too late.
JetpackToad holy s*** AGENT!
JamesHeart Random death messages for the win.
JetpackToad well soebody is dead
From Action/Speech
Toomai *As an innocent civilian narrowly avoids a falling piano from an onlooker's warning, the piano-dropper is pushed out the window.*
=-= MODE ##sw-game kill JetpackToad
Toomai *The town wins.*
darkfox salutes!


Round 8

Game 6 pregame

From Action/Speech
DoubleAgentFire lets rip a big one
MegiBeelzebub The mafia dosn't fart.....
DoubleAgentFire Everyone farts
MariaFresco It took me 11 years to realize girls farted.
darkfox Ya nevah know who'll let rip a big'an.
Havoc48 o . o
DoubleAgentFire Maria: You never farted for 11 years?
VT too much information
MegiBeelzebub Grooooooooooss
MariaFresco ...no, I didn't know I was a girl.
MegiBeelzebub EVEN WORSE
Havoc48 O_O
DoubleAgentFire Oops
MegiBeelzebub :p
Havoc48 ...thats going on best of mafia
DoubleAgentFire I forgot you were a boy
VT asdfhjklasdfhjklasdfhjklasdfjkhlasdfhjkl....