| Hawk | |
|---|---|
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| Character info | |
| Brawl mains | Falco, Bowser |
| Other Brawl characters | Captain Falcon, Snake |
| Personal and other info | |
| Birth date | |
| Miscellaneous info | |
| Skill |  Above average |
Hello, there! I'm Hawk.
I like the Super Smash Bros. games, with Melee being my favorite and Brawl being my least favorite. I still think Brawl is alright, it's just that it feels floaty, stiff, and unresponsive in comparison to Melee and Super Smash Bros. I almost never use Brawl's online mode, because it's...well... let's just say it could be a lot better. And don't even get me started with the Subspace Emissary.
My favorite Nintendo franchises are the Donkey Kong Country series (Returns is the stuff!), The Legend of Zelda series, the Mario series, and the Star Fox series. As for non-Nintendo franchises, I enjoy Rareware's classics and their new games (excluding Grabbed by the Ghoulies and that Kinect Sports thing), the Sonic the Hedgehog series (particularly the Genesis/Mega Drive-era games, when Sonic was in his prime), the Halo series, and various others I don't feel like writing down at the moment.
As far as SmashWiki is concerned, my edits primarily revolve around fixing errors in spelling, punctuation, capitalization, grammar, and rewording articles to make them more intelligible, coherent, and objective.
I'm always willing to talk, so if there is anything you would like to discuss with me, feel free to leave a message on my talk page!
Hawk's Tier List Parody
| Captain Falcon | Ganondorf | Extremely Manly | Very Manly | Even More Manly | More Manly | Manly | Not Manly | REALLY Not Manly |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
1. Captain Falcon (1337+%) |
2. Ganny (100%) |
3. King Donkey Kong (97%) |
8. Starbucks (81.9%) |
12. Mr. Broken (78%) |
16. Obese Penguin (69.7%) |
21. Ash (63%) |
27. Soccer Ball (57%) |
34. Marshmallow (22%) |
- Note: The percentages are here for no reason at all and mean absolutely nothing, because I am horrible at math.
Games I play competitively
- Halo Reach (I'm not very good at it, to be absolutely honest. I still enjoy it, though.)
- Super Smash Bros. Brawl
- Super Smash Bros. Melee
Hawk's Super Smash Bros. Colloquialisms
Here is a list of oddball names for various things in the Smash Bros. universe that me and some of my friends use (or used to use) on a semi-consistent basis. Just thought I'd throw these out here.
- "Poop"
- "Hug-To-Death"
- "Vacuum"
- "Sparkle"
- "Brick"
- "Donkey Punch"
- "Nail-down"
- "Sparta Kick"
- "Frononut"
- "Butt Slam"
- "Teleport"
- "A** Ram"
- "Steroid Arm (for Dr. Mario and Ganondorf)"
- "Kamehameha Wave"
- "Cheat"
- "Overpowered Hammer"
- "Lawn-mower"
- "Martha"
- "The Clap (for Wario's U-air)"
- "Hammerhead (for Bowser's F-Smash)"
- "Cook"
