User:SchAlternate

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SchAlternate
Character info
Smash 64 main Yoshi
Melee main Roy
Brawl main R.O.B
Smash 4 main Cloud
Smash 4 (3DS) main Bowser
Ultimate main Ridley
Personal and other info
Location Peru Peru
Miscellaneous info
Skill Other I don't swap mains every game, I gain a main every game.

So I got sick of having a red name, let's rectify that.

Summary

'Sup.

I've been a hardcore fan of the series ever since it's inception, back when I was a tiny little tot. I've never been extraordinarily good at the games, but I try, dang it.

Wiki Goals

I like to visit this place every now and then because that's the kind of person I am.

I usually do things like fixing typos, broken links, or adding trivia I think might be worth adding. Otherwise, a very passive user around here.

Mains

Yes, I stole this, but who hasn't honestly?

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
THE MAIN BOYS Tossin' eggs since 1999 Absolute unit The boy himself He saved an entire industry and all he got was a lousy shirt Now I can play him without being called a tryhard! It has been 3,000 years...
The fun gang She's been buffed I swear Ok then Cinammonest of rolls Personally, I preferred his Brawl alts In lieu of regular link... Not for the weak of mind Underrated Pk Mess u up "Extra" can't begin to describe this guy Pls don't nerf dat boi Actually fun this time Ship master Prime 4 when NOW THAT I HAVE THE POWER
The decent bunch Can never go wrong with the good plumber YEET What do you mean I can't set the stage on fire kirby suck lmao ecksdee I already made a suck joke, let's move on F-Zero is never coming back, isn't it Dare to be a devil Ew, learning how to space properly OHHH YEAHHH Beep boop World's greatest sushi cutter Arm pit Now with an actual Wario Land reference! Trust me, I'm a stealth expert That thing may as well be a block of metal on a stick Splish Overrated EVERYTHING ELSE IS A NAIL Remember when everyone hated this guy because Mewtwo was cut? Fun times Cat Link Swordless Cloud For once, not the most worthless character in the game Discount Roy Why is it so hard to put the actual original laugh soundbyte as a taunt, what's the point of having them here then Local cephalopod undergoing an identity crisis This is a christian server Jesus on the go Marginally more fun than Ryu, if only because he's got teh ph1r3
If I really have no choice Nowhere near as stylish as his fellow space furries Because he really needed any more buffs, huh? Yawn Eat your greens You'd think they would've made her more prevalent in TloZ after Melee, but apparently not He was only fun in Melee There's no such thing as a Metroid fan that mains ZSS Dropped Too fast for my troglodyte brain to handle RIP Viking hat Well, at least we have Mega Man music in Smash thanks to him *cricket chirps* Ludwig's my favorite I come to Smash to not have to worry about input commands, and then THIS asshole shows up You can already turn into a dragon, is the flaming chainsaw sword necessary?? Literally Peach but with better alts Who let this dog out? All style, no substance
Characters I can't play to save my life Oh yeah, they used to not be in the game For real though, why isn't Alph an echo fighter Why is the best princess literally unplayable Pac Man mains aren't human, I swear to god I'm not sure I'm feeling it, Mr. Krabs I refuse to believe anyone mains her for fun
idk lmao sure It took them 19 years, but they finally added a character I vehemently refuse to play as on principle alone. Thanks, Sakurai.