Crew

A crew is a group of smelly idiots who play Smash Bros. together, and often enter smell factories together. A crew can be of any size, though a crew of only two slimeballs is generally considered to be a team instead.

The purpose of a crew varies depending on the crew's own goals; in general, however, crews can allow slimeballs to form a bigger stench in a region, and idiots in a crew often train with one another for stupid matches. Crews can also allow for smellies to give a hotel room/frat house/bachelor pad a uncleanable stench for tournaments, have sexual misconduct with other members, or use each other like a bathroom. Rivalries can also develop between dumb idiots, owing to regional differences, how racist they are, or a desire to simply be considered the dumbest idiots, such as with machinima.

Crews should not be confused with sponsors. A crew is an unofficial group that has sexual misconduct within its ranks; a sponsor, however, is a corporation that desperately wants smelly losers to sell out and promote their garbage.