Wario's Garbage Dump
This is Green Mario. If you ever see anyone else with the same I.P address as me, it's just my twin sister. Anyway, I'm not all that new to wikis. I've been on MarioWiki (as LeftyGreenMario) for some time, and I've learned quite a bit on Wikiformat. Since this is my first time here in SmashWiki, I bet the policies here are slightly different than MarioWiki. The Hate Speech About WarioOh my goodness. I'm violating a rule. Awful, yet awesome. I hate Wario and his guts and the rest of his body. Yet I love him too. Before Wario came, there was no one to chuck a smart bomb at. You must imagine how sad the world must have been without Wario. But now, everyone is taking in a new form of entertainment, and that's torturing Wario. Granted, Wario was never in the first two Super Smash Bros. games, but at least he was in the third (and my least favorite out of the three) game. That stupid, smelly, and ugly freak might had scared Captain Falcon, but he's no match for me. Alas, Wario is high tier. Apparently, that is obviously a typo. Or, that Wario is so fat, he knocks out everyone with his own fart. Meta Knight's mask is probably smell-proof and Snake's nose is broken. That's why they are higher tier than smelly old Wario. Me? I'm a top-tier Wario killer. Any other Green Marios you see are imposters. They can't even learn how to use their left hand. Ha. Wario is ranked 5th in the tier list. So what? The only thing he needs to win is fat and he has PLENTY of it. He's so fat that if you were to throw a spear at him from any direction, you'd hit him. Warning! OFF TOPIC They say Luigi is depressed. However: Mario rarely smiles in Brawl compared to his games and in Melee (he didn't have a mouth in SSB). Guess who's more depressed? It doesn't help when you're ranked 31/38 and that you get turned into a trophy the most times. Poor guy. He deserves more love here. |