User:TheNuttyOne/Palutena's Guidance (SSBD)

Have an idea for a Palutena's Guidance conversation for your newcomer or updated veteran in Project Dream? Feel free to list it here.

(Please keep the list sorted alphabetically!)

Deadpool

Pit: Lady Palutena, who's that?

Deadpool: You're kidding, right? Everyone knows me! I'm Deadpool!

Palutena: That's right Pit, this is Deadpool. He's...well...he's an odd one.

Pit: How so?

Deadpool: Well let me tell you, my good chap! The players need some exposition anyway...

Pit: Um...what? Players?

Deadpool: Shaddap and let me speak! I trained hard for this day to be in Smash, and by trained I mean I was part of an inhumane experiment.

Pit: What happened after that?

Deadpool: Awesomeness, that's what! I was born, and I have come to Smash to spread my love for chimichangas and shooting people to everyone!

Palutena: ...See what I mean?

Mr. AR

Pit: Lady Palutena! This card just... came to life!

Palutena: That's an AR Card, Pit. When they're scanned with the 3DS Camera, a small character will appear. This specific character is Mr. AR, the mascot of the AR Games.

Pit: I don't see a 3DS Camera...

Viridi: It's called video game logic, Pit. Not everything has to make sense. After all, where do you think Wario gets his bike from?

Palutena: Or Peach gets her Toads.

Viridi: Or Yoshi gets his eggs!

Pit: Okay, okay, I get it.

Pokémon Ranger

Pit: Is that a Pokémon Trainer?

Viridi: No, that is a Pokémon RANGER, Pit. They're much better.

Palutena: Oh? What makes you think that, Viridi?

Viridi: Well, they don't force Pokémon to fight each other! They protect Pokémon.

Palutena: But they use their Capture Stylers to have the Pokémon fight to protect other Pokémon for them.

Viridi: But they let them go afterwards.

Pit: Okay, everyone gets it, there's a difference. Can you tell me about my opponent now?

Palutena: The Ranger can summon different Pokémon to attack. Certain Pokémon are more powerful, while others may have better range or speed.

Viridi: But which one appears is randomized.

Pit: So how do I know which one is coming?

Palutena: Just pay close attention. And if all fails, run away!

NOTE: Viridi claims that which Pokémon appears is randomized; however, it actually functions more like the Monado Arts. This is a leftover of an early version of the moves, which were randomized, but they were changed before his release.

Ravio & Sheerow

Pit: It's Nabbit!

Viridi: That's not Nabbit, Pit. That's Ravio and his pet bird Sheerow.

Pit: What's the difference?

Viridi: Well, Nabbit steals items while Ravio sells them.

Pit: So they work together?

Viridi: No!

Viridi: Well... Maybe.

Viridi: But that's not the point! Ravio also lives in Lorule. It's an alternate version of Hyrule.

Pit: Oh, I get it! LOW-rule!

Viridi: Would you just listen? He's Link's Lorulean counterpart, so he has the Lorulean Triforce of Courage.

Pit: He doesn't seem that brave.

Viridi: He isn't. But he's still a force to be reckoned with.

Reckless Wiimote Guy

Pit: Lady Palutena, does Mr. Game & Watch have a brother or a cousin or something?

Palutena: I don't think so. Why?

Pit: Because there's another flat guy!

Viridi: That's Reckless Wiimote Guy, Pit.

Pit: Who would name their kid that?!

Palutena: Well, he doesn't really have a name. He's more of a... a safety warning.

Pit: A safety warning?

Viridi: Just watch out. He doesn't wear a wrist strap.

Pit: Oh. OH!

Retro Mario

Pit: Is that what I think it is?!

Palutena: It sure is, Pit! Mario came all the way from the 1980s just to participate in Smash!

Pit: Wow, this is even cooler than the ACTUAL Mario!

Viridi: It is the actual Mario, Pit. The newer Mario is just a clone.

Pit: What?

Viridi: Everyone knows that 1-Up Mushrooms can't actually revive you. They just spawn a clone of Mario who takes over for him when he dies!

Pit: What?!

Palutena: Now, Viridi, don't spread conspiracy theories as if they're the truth.

Viridi: It IS the truth! Why don't you just ask him?

Pit: I don't think he can talk...

Sales Bunny

Pit: Who is that?

Palutena: I'm not sure. He doesn't look familiar.

Sales Bunny: I'm the Sales Bunny!

Pit: Whoa! You can hear us?

Sales Bunny: Um, yeah! Can't everyone?

Pit: Well, maybe. But they don't usually respond.

Viridi: Pittoo did.

Palutena: And so did Chrom.

Pit: Good point. So why doesn't anyone else ever react?

Sales Bunny: I don't know.

Pit: I wasn't talking to YOU.

Sales Bunny: Oh...

NOTE: Sales Bunny's dialogue appears from a speech bubble on his damage box, like the rest of his dialogue. He will not react to anything else until the Guidance is over.

Twilight Sparkle

Pit: Is that a unicorn?

Viridi: Nope, it's an alicorn. Duh.

Palutena: This is Twilight Sparkle. She's the Princess of Friendship.

Pit: Geez, they'll let anyone join the battle these days, huh?

Viridi: What's she gonna do to Pit? Hug him?

Palutena: Don't underestimate this pony, Pit. She's defeated great evils with her friends many times over, saving the world from darkness, ponies' special talents...

Pit: Well, where are these friends?

Starlight: Well, hello there.

Pit: Who are YOU?

Starlight: I'm Starlight Glimmer, Twilight's former foe, but now her student and friend.

Pit: Wait, if you can hijack our conversations, and you're Twilight's STUDENT...

Palutena: Tread with caution, Pit.

Starlight: As someone who's faced off with her before, I'd agree.