I don't know how to make PROFESSIONAL Userboxes so here goes nothing. P.S. this thing is under construction.

User Boxes

  This user is the most popular of all.
  This user is tall and skinny.
  This user dislikes doctor's offices.
  This user couldn't care less about "fashion" or what's "in style".
  This user likes the series Mario Galaxy.
  This user is strong.
  This user is a kid.
  This user likes eggs.
  This user has no need for a toothbrush.
  This user does not like bananas.
  This user likes peanuts.
  This user prefers elf hats.
  This user prefers Majora's Mask over Twilight Princess.
  This user has large eyes.
  This user has two faces.
  This user has a massive amount of ninja.
  This user likes triangles.
  This user works solo.
  This user is an acrobat.
  This user doesn't care whether a game is animated or realistic.
  This user is awesome.
  This user drops da hammah on u.
  Only this user flies right.
  This user thinks a cloned Final Smash is the developors' fault.
  This uservice thonks that the SSE could use more  .
  This user is affectionate towards ketchup.
  This user has an extremely powerful musical mind.
  This user could have de-cloned the entire roster.
  This user is the original, not the duplicate.
  This user is super effective.
  This user dislikes water.
  This user hates the outdoors.
  This user chooses preference over performance.
  This user dislikes traditional fighting games.
  This user hides in the shadows.
  This user likes memes.
  This user is a nonconformist.
  This user is a wimp.
  This user is vulnerable to low temperatures.
  This user prefers to remain at a distance.
  This user respects the timey-wimey.
  This user has annoying sweetspots.
  Prepare yourself for this user.
  This user has a large vocabulary.
  This user is probably of the last generation that can appreciate the offline world.
  This user has an arsenal.
  This user tells it like it is.
  This user is a good guy.
  This user has a scientific mind.
  This user plays, investigates, and makes games.
  This user has reflexes.
  This user has large pockets.
  This user really shouldn't be alive based on what he eats.
  This user isn't sure where he stands on games with too many options.
  This user enjoys your failure.
  This user will taunt you.
  This user once had a huge cardboard box.
  This user likes shenanigans.
  This user dislikes paranormals.