User:MegiBeelzebub

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Careful! This user does not have rollback and therefore has no control of some of teh phire! (Yes, I know it's a schlep, but whatever)

MegiBeelzebub "TheSw1tcher"
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Character info
Melee main	Mewtwo
Brawl mains	Meta Knight, Pokemon Trainer
Other Brawl characters	Bowser, Sonic
Personal and other info
Real name	Nate River
Birth date	January 1, 1000
Location	Hell, Detroit
Miscellaneous info
Skill	Nerding

MegiBeelzebub(MegiBeruzebubu ('メギベルゼブブ'))is this nerd that came from Gamesurge and joined to gain significance among peers. Don't judge me. That means you, James Small. Regardless, I'll put an effort to assist this wiki, even if it kills this poor user here. Prayers are welcome.

UserBox Garbage

MegiBeelzebub
Dispute Handling	84%
Smash Skill	78%
Smash Knowledge	100%
Spelling/Grammar	96%
Typing Speed	43%
Wikipresence	55%
Wikiskill	80%
Basic Attributes
Firewall		This user is immune to Flame attacks.
I R Seeing You		This user uses the IRC.
Mr. Vulcan		This user's Logic attacks deal 33% more damage.
Rock Head		This user is immune to Troll attacks.
Other Attributes
Otaku		This user is obsessed with Japanese pop culture.
American Ginger		This user watches a lot of "Two Best Friends Play"
OHMAHGAWD METAL GEEEEAR		This user is in love with the game "Metal Gear Rising Re:Vengence"
Embodiment of Hatred		This user hates a lot of things and will proceed to rant about meaningless crap daily.
Regular Jackie-Chan		This user knows martial arts
Meme Hypocracy		This user knows most internet memes, and hates all of them.
Insuficient Usefulness		This user is not that efficient around the wiki
User-Boxed In		This user makes too many userboxes.
Aged and Welcome		This User is currently the oldest user here at 29 years old.
Married		This user is happily married.

This user loves Italian food, but hates plumming.

This user is second-rate.

This user was attacked by a doctor twice.

This user's wife dropped a frying pan on him once

This user likes Dragons with hair.

This user is terrified of teh Yoshi Mob.

This user had a moustache once.

This user doesn't trust monkeys with ties.

This user has a nephew who's 8 years old.

This user screams when it's not necessary.

This user is considering having children.

This user is the most kawaii.

This user thinks Zelda is worthless.

This user has a thing for ninjas.

This user has control of dark powers.

This user was orphaned.

This user can't believe that Samus is so sexy.

This user knows and works with Kirbopher15

This user wanted a cape that turns into batwings because that shit is METAL.

This user is bossy at times.

This user hates furries.

This user thinks of JonTron when playing Falco.

This user has been evil for quite some time.

This user thinks Pikachu is a weak Pokeman.

This user wished that Jiggs was replaced with a better Pokemon.

This user met his younger version.

This user was genetically created.

This user believes that Digimon had a far better anime.

This user drinks too much water.

This user loves the outdoors.

This user loves Dragons.

This user Is one with the Aura

This user thinks "Falcon Punch" is a legitimate fighting move .

This user loves Earthbound.

This user hates blondes.

This user was never alone.

This user lost his old friend.

This user has cosplayed.

This user will get no symphony from Ike.

This user was born before all of you.

This user is (oddly enough) Christian.

This user manipulates his followers to their deaths.

This user is prepared for the day robots take over.

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This user has played too many Life Simulators.

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This user is forced to exercise everyday.

This user is a Sega fan.

This user IS FREAKING OBSESSED WITH METAL GEAR RISING RE:VENGEANCE.

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This user calls shenanigans when he sees em'.

The funniest IRC conversations you will ever see

From	Action/Speech
<+Ray>	3000 years ago? Nobody was even alive back then!
<+StoneToad>	This man on the olympics said that it started 3000 years ago. How? It's only 2013?!?!
<iFire>	WTF the olympics have been going on for 3000 years?!!?!? It's only been 2013 years! Obviously a troll.
<Eren_Jaeger>	This is not your everyday stupid. This is ADVANCED stupid.
<iFire>	How is it possible for it to be over 3000 years ago?!?!?! Your the stupid one!
<Eren_Jaeger>	I will post this on another channel and everyone will realise how you all managed to reach a new dawn of ineptitude.
<+Ray>	Explain how somthing over 3000 years ago could've happened?
<Eren_Jaeger>	This is just incredible. I hope that you all learn what "history" is soon before you start considering "Flintstones" as a time period.

From	Action/Speech
<iFire>	So if you go on smash wiki.....was there ever a thing that happnd when a pro just got mad at a torniment and just whip out a gun at some guy for beating them?
<Beezly>	Nah, it goes against their "No Items" policy.

Epic Music

The oh so gracious tunes below will rock your eardrums....unless you hate good music. Split into three sections for VGM, actual music, and anime themes(you know the ones I mean).

VGM

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Megi's Comment: 1:03 is when the brain will melt!!!!!.

<youtube>1Itv81aihao</youtube>
Megi's Comment: KIRBOPHEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!

Actual Music

<youtube>mrMLMV6E4CM</youtube>
Megi's Comment:Vampirez! Back when they were cool and not all shiney and emo and dumb!

<youtube>H1iR2Wi3u5o</youtube>
Megi's Comment: Rest In peace Bon U.U....You will never be forgotten.

ANIME

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Megi's Comment: Why doesn't America have cute idols anymore?

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Megi's Comment: So goddamn awesome....