User:Captain Falcon
Show me ya movez!
-Captain Falcon
(Not to be confused with the epic user at SmashWiki with the same name)
Captain Falcon | |
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Character info | |
Brawl mains | Captain Falcon, Link |
Other Brawl characters | Snake, Bowser |
Personal and other info | |
Real name | Douglas Jay Falcon |
Birth date | |
Location | Netherlands |
Miscellaneous info | |
Skill | Lolfalconskill |
WARNING
This user is Captain Falcon and therefore has control of th3 p4unch!. |
LADIES & GENTS! Come to the Smash Arena and vote on Round 132: Bayonetta vs. Sora! |
"Theres Peach, Neligible, Bottom, Low, Mid, High and Top. And then theres Captain Falcon."
FALCON TIER
The Life of the Captain
Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down. And I liked to take a minute. Just listen real close, and I'll tell you how I became the God of a game called Smash Bros.
In west Port Town, I was born and raised. On the racetrack was where I spent most of my days revving up, speeding up, crossing the finish line. And shootin some bounty heads in my free time. When a couple of guys, who were up to no good, startin making trouble in my neighborhood. I killed them all with a Falcon Punch and got some fame, Nintendo told me that I'd be in their first Smash Bros. game.
I trained and trained by myself every day, then I donned a blue outfit and went on my way. My first opponent was DK, punched him till he got sick, then I pressed Down+B and yelled Falcon Kick!!