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| PTZR, Pitzer | |
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| Team info | |
| Crew(s) | S.T.A.R.S. |
| Personal and other info | |
| Real name | Alex |
| Location | SoVa 
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Pitzer is a Roy main that has gone to many tournies because he has no life whastoever. has placed pretty decent, but failed even more and even coming in first once, in his dreams of course. Pitzer's Roy has Been known as one of the best inside a Virgin. His Roy is Very slow, Uses spam in a can, and comes up with uniquely gay combos that never worked. I.e The Pitzer combo. He claims Roys Green costume as his own fetish. His Top queers are also a force to be reckon with. He plays With Shaeman111, Ether, Toasty, O-NO, Mid-tier, and Mashi. Pitzer likes to give head to all his boyfriends. He also fails as much as Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town. As usual there is a mofo challenging him when hes on a break from a tournament or maybe finishing a Pokemon Gym. The mofo is usually known as Yasha. Often challenging him will end up with his pokemon with at least 3 hp. Yasha is a serious mofo after doing that. Now here's a video about Yasha and Pitzer. As you can tell, Pitzer is the woman..er, Roy playing quite "awesomely". Yasha is the mofo who's winning,[losing/failing] and screwing up Pitzer. Pitzer only won cause he hax0red. His hacks are quite horrible though. Pitzer has placed decent in a few tournaments until coming up to Yasha Motherfcking Rayson. The only reason he has won 1 tourney is because Yasha was being tortured by 2 girls in an alley. The girls were never caught. Pitzer has had one girlfriend to make him look straight but secretly he wants to grap and grind some men.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
