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About Me
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I used to be an active contributor to GuildWiki, but I've been largely inactive there since I helped to establish PvXwiki where I'm a Bureaucrat. I'm also an active contributor on the GuildWarsWiki.
I don't really expect to be an active contributor here, but I've got a keen interest in policy, so I may contribute now and again.
According to the personality test found here, I'm an "Inspirer". Go figure.
For anyone currently using IE, I would advise them to peruse the information contained in this link: Internet Explorer Sucks
If you get into a dispute with me, keep these two things in mind:
- I am always right.
- If you suspect me of being wrong, refer to point #1 :P
This user laments the destruction of the noble WikiDragons (damn WikiKnights!)
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Chewbacca Defense
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Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! […] Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests
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Notes to Self
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- Don't argue with zealots
- Don't argue with idiots
- Definitely don't argue with idiotic zealots
- Just because people disagree with you doesn't mean that they're zealots
- But it definitely doesn't rule out the possibility that they're idiots.
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Contact Information
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- MSN Messenger
- BTA258@hotmail.com
- Email
- BTA258@gmail.com
- IRC
- Server: irc.gamesurge.net Channel: #gww
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