Smasher:Cpt.Zeppo
| Cpt.Zeppo | |
|---|---|
| Team info | |
| Crew(s) | SDB |
| Former crews | The Mafia |
| Personal and other info | |
| Real name | Paul |
| Location | Paisley, Scotland 
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Cpt.Zeppo is a Scottish smasher player from Paisley, Scotland. He is currently a member of the UK`s premiere crew, SDB. He is predominantly a Cpt. Falcon player but has been known to dabble in the occasional Donkey Kong or Falco, essentially the 3 most gangsta characters in the smash world. Recently, Cpt Zeppo has been on a relapse in the smash world, falling from grace somewhat and almost losing to such UK embarassments as Chrisboi and subsiding finally to Professor Pro. Deemed for a while as the golden boy of UK smash and the number 1, he has in fact never beaten Fuzzyness in tournament, thus making him really rubbish and definitely not UK number 1. He is infamous for choking and squandering, and has never consistantly kept the high standard he is believed to be capable of.
Tournament Results to date: 2nd on 4 occasions. 3rd on 1 occasion, 4th on 3 occasions, 5th on one occasion, 9th on one occasion. 17th, 9th and 23rd recorded European placings.
- "The best Falcon I've ever seen" - No-one
- "You're a gangsta" - Jam5
- "You're an idiot" - Mr P
- "You're a nutter" - Zeppo's father
- "You're a sick smasher" - VanityAngel
Trivia
- Is rumoured to have the banter
- Once 4 stocked Frostbyte
- Best in the UK by a long shot
- Piped some American Falcon scrub once
- Has dabbled in such extracurricular activities as poker, drumming and being really sound
