User:Emmett: Difference between revisions

Revision as of 08:01, April 17, 2016

because you all apparently really need them.

Protip: If you think you deserve to be an admin, you probably don't.
Protip: Stop listing your contributions on your userpage. Frankly, nobody cares. In the unlikely event that someone cares, Special:Contributions exists, and you save yourself from looking like an idiot and also time by simply linking them to the relevant contributions.
Protip: If you tell us that you have another account and you're going to use this one to get away with vandalism, don't tell us the name of your other account.
Protip: Don't come back to post a snide message... about how you don't post here.

These are here to cheer me up when I need to feel better about myself.

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<dots>	Toomai do you know my password?
<Toomai>	Why, don't you?
<dots>	I change it by using /authserv pass 0R6feRTb new-password

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-Hello, I'm Emmett. I'm a Bureaucrat, even though I shouldn't be, because I'm so stupid that I haven't protected my user page, which allowed someone to write this! Now eat donkey shit, everyone!
 == Protips ==
 because you all apparently really need them.