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'''Neckbeard the Pirate''' is a dick sucker cunt from down yonder who mains {{SSB4|Zelda}}, aka the | '''Neckbeard the Pirate''' is a dick sucker cunt from down yonder who mains {{SSB4|Zelda}}, aka the shit guest character in the game. He is considered to be among the shittiest Zelda players in the world, although he likes to stroke his dick on Discord and Smashboards acting like the gift of God. He is currently a dumb slut on Grindr, seen [http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1Ujh5PNXmfY/TOHMy0wN2CI/AAAAAAAAAu0/JyHLrvrNkCc/s1600/Screen+shot+2010-11-15+at+7.10.54+PM.png here]. | ||
==Notable Dick Suckings Placings== | ==Notable Dick Suckings Placings== | ||
Revision as of 19:02, March 22, 2016
| Neckbeard the Pirate | |
|---|---|
| Character info | |
| Melee main | Zelda |
| Brawl main | Zelda |
| Smash 4 main | Zelda |
| Other Smash 4 character | Bayonetta |
| Personal and other info | |
| Real name | Cuntbag Littledick |
| Birth date | |
| Location | Wisconsin 
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| Miscellaneous info | |
| Skill |  Shit |
Neckbeard the Pirate is a dick sucker cunt from down yonder who mains Zelda, aka the shit guest character in the game. He is considered to be among the shittiest Zelda players in the world, although he likes to stroke his dick on Discord and Smashboards acting like the gift of God. He is currently a dumb slut on Grindr, seen here.
Notable Dick Suckings Placings
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
| Tournament | Date | 1v1 placement | 2v2 placement | Partner |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #The Uprising Smash 4 | Jan 9, 2016 | #1st | ||
| #Construct 38 Smash 4 | Jan 10, 2016 | #4th | #1st | MuKLyFeMarshall |
| #Offstage 12 Smash 4 | Feb 2, 2016 | #3rd | #1st | MuKLyFeMarshall |
| #Tales of Jank Smash 4 | Feb 27, 2016 | #2nd | #1st | Otis |
