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Funny Fake News
Into Pokemon and Sonic the Hedgehog
STORM THE ALBATROSS ARRESTED FOR ATTEMPTED BANK ROBBERY!
R.O.B. ARRESTED FOR ATTEMPTED BANK ROBBERY!


In a scene described by eyewitnesses as funny, Storm the Albatross was arrested yesterday for attempting to rob the local Johtonese bank. He was armed with a Machoke gun, and tried to get away in his Wario Bike. Unfortunately for him, Storm managed to collide with a Gogoat and flew off the road.
In a scene described by eyewitnesses as [ADJECTIVE], [CHARACTER] was arrested yesterday for attempting to rob the local [LOCATION] bank. [He/she] was armed with a[n] [ITEM], and tried to get away in [his/her] [VEHICLE]. Unfortunately for [him/her], [CHARACTER] managed to collide with a[n] [ITEM] and flew off the road.


He later managed to get away from the wreckage and into the nearby Corneria Poop He would have got away with it, had it not been for Misty,who managed to stop Storm by kicking him. The police later arrived and arrested Storm.
[He/she] later managed to [VERB] away from the wreckage and into the nearby [LOCATION 2]. [He/she] would have got away with it, had it not been for [CHARACTER 2], who managed to stop [CHARACTER] by [VERB ENDING IN -ING] [him/her]. The police later arrived and [VERB ENDING IN -ED] [him/her].


This is not the first time Storm has been in trouble with the law: only last week, he was arrested for killing Minions.
This is not the first time [CHARACTER] has been in trouble with the law: only last year, [he/she] was arrested for [ACTION].


Storm's lawyers, upon being asked for a statement, said: "EGG YOU! WE LIKE POOP!"
[CHARACTER]'s lawyers, upon being asked for a statement, said: "[BLANK]"


Misty, who stopped Storm, stated "I'm not a hero, I'm just a normal girl"
[CHARACTER 2], who stopped [CHARACTER], stated "I'm not a hero, I'm just a [NOUN]."
A Pigeotto,who was at the bank when the robbery happened, said "I found the whole thing wild and fun!"
 
A [SPECIES], who was at the bank when the robbery happened, said "I found th

Revision as of 20:08, July 31, 2015

Into Pokemon and Sonic the Hedgehog R.O.B. ARRESTED FOR ATTEMPTED BANK ROBBERY!

In a scene described by eyewitnesses as [ADJECTIVE], [CHARACTER] was arrested yesterday for attempting to rob the local [LOCATION] bank. [He/she] was armed with a[n] [ITEM], and tried to get away in [his/her] [VEHICLE]. Unfortunately for [him/her], [CHARACTER] managed to collide with a[n] [ITEM] and flew off the road.

[He/she] later managed to [VERB] away from the wreckage and into the nearby [LOCATION 2]. [He/she] would have got away with it, had it not been for [CHARACTER 2], who managed to stop [CHARACTER] by [VERB ENDING IN -ING] [him/her]. The police later arrived and [VERB ENDING IN -ED] [him/her].

This is not the first time [CHARACTER] has been in trouble with the law: only last year, [he/she] was arrested for [ACTION].

[CHARACTER]'s lawyers, upon being asked for a statement, said: "[BLANK]"

[CHARACTER 2], who stopped [CHARACTER], stated "I'm not a hero, I'm just a [NOUN]."

A [SPECIES], who was at the bank when the robbery happened, said "I found th