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YOU ARE A DUMBASS
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{{User:Toomai/Quotes}}
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|name=Toomai
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|mainssb=Yoshi
|otherssb=Kirby
|2ndotherssb=Pikachu
|moreotherssb=[[Random]]
|mainssbm=Yoshi
|otherssbm=Kirby
|2ndotherssbm=Pikachu
|moreotherssbm=[[Random]]
|mainssbb=Yoshi
|otherssbb=Kirby
|2ndotherssbb=Pikachu
|moreotherssbb={{SSBB|Olimar}}, [[Random]]
|skill=Better than all the casuals, worse than all the competitives
|birthday=22
|birthmonth=2
|birthyear=1989
|location=Peterborough, ON
|country=Canada
}}
 
===General Stuff===
Since I've never played Smash Bros. offline with anyone near my skill level, I have no idea how good I really am - though I can take a decent guess that I wouldn't be able to beat anyone with a properly competitive mindset. That said, as a point of comparision, here is a list of other game-related things I've accomplished:
*I've cleared the 1P Game of SSB64 on Very Hard (albeit needing all 5 stock), a run that included earning No Damage versus Master Hand.
*I've beaten Events 50 and 51 in SSBM with every character.
*I've collected all trophies in SSBM (that can be obtained without hacking).
*I've cleared the Subspace Emissary 100% on Hard without stickers.
*I've cleared the Subspace Emissary on Intense.
*I've earned all 120/150 Stars in SM64/SM64DS twice (each).
*I've earned all the Stars in SMG and SMG2.
*I have 5 glittering stars in SM3DL and SM3DW.
*I'm 550-183 in MKDS online without snaking, as well as being a triple star.
*I've a Vs Rating of over 8000 in MK Wii, with a Battle Rating of over 7500. I'm also a triple star.
*I'm 3796-2054 in MK7 online (VR over 11000), and also a triple star.
*I have a Vs Rating somewhere above 4400 in MK8.
*I have 200% in DKC Tropical Freeze.
*I can beat Banjo-Kazooie 100% in under 5 and a half hours without dying (without a strategy).
*I can beat Banjo-Tooie 100% without a Turbo controller.
*I own The Legend Of Zelda: Collector's Edition and have beaten three of the four full games it contains.
*I've beaten Metroid Prime and MP2: Echoes on Hard, with 100% on each. (GCN versions)
*I've beaten the Elite 4 in Pokémon Pearl with a team of around level 47.
*At one point, I was ranked 3rd on the Guacamelee (PC) leaderboards for Normal mode 100% speed runs (2:33:38) and 1st for Hard mode 100% speed runs (3:21:56).
===Global Smash Power===
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|lu=15:23, 29 October 2014 (EDT)
}}
 
===Other Stuff===
*It's pronounced "two-may", not "two-my". Not that it really matters.
*None of the quotes at the top of this page are just throw-ins. They all have some sort of meaning. (Although sometimes that meaning is just "Toomai has a sense of humour".)
*People on the IRC tend to call me "toom", or use "0" instead of "o", or do other things to mention me without pinging me. I will never understand why.
*My "away" name on the IRC, "IAmOot", has nothing to do with Ocarina of Time. It's a combination of a Canadian joke and a lucky reversal.
*No, you cannot have my offline name, or my face, or my address, or anything of the sort. Only those who are fading and those who are fools ruin their own mystique.
 
===Game list/history===
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|+Experience Legend
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|{{y}}||Owned
|-
|{{n}}||Played
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!Game!!System!!Experience!!Gut
|-
|Super Smash Bros.||N64||{{y}}||71
|-
|Super Smash Bros. Melee||GCN||{{y}}||93
|-
|Super Smash Bros. Brawl||Wii||{{y}}||97
|-
|Super Mario Bros.||VC||{{y}}||70
|-
|Super Mario World||VC||{{y}}||70
|-
|Super Mario 64||N64||{{n}}||73
|-
|Super Mario 64 DS||DS||{{y}}||82
|-
|New Super Mario Bros.||DS||{{n}}||77
|-
|Super Mario Galaxy||Wii||{{y}}||92
|-
|New Super Mario Bros. Wii||Wii||{{y}}||84
|-
|Super Mario Galaxy 2||Wii||{{y}}||94
|-
|Super Mario 3D Land||3DS||{{y}}||83
|-
|New Super Mario Bros. U||Wii U||{{y}}||84
|-
|Super Mario 3D World||Wii U||{{y}}||91
|-
|Paper Mario||N64||{{y}}||79
|-
|Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door||GCN||{{y}}||86
|-
|Super Paper Mario||Wii||{{y}}||85
|-
|Bowser's Inside Story||DS||{{y}}||90
|-
|Luigi's Mansion||GCN||{{n}}||72
|-
|Super Mario Kart||VC||{{y}}||62
|-
|Mario Kart 64||N64||{{y}}||78
|-
|Mario Kart Super Circuit||GBA||{{y}}||71
|-
|Mario Kart Double Dash||GCN||{{y}}||80
|-
|Mario Kart DS||DS||{{y}}||90
|-
|Mario Kart Wii||Wii||{{y}}||91
|-
|Mario Kart 7||3DS||{{y}}||87
|-
|Mario Kart 8||Wii U||{{y}}||78
|-
|Mario Golf||N64||{{n}}||74
|-
|Mario Golf Toadstool Tour||GCN||{{n}}||76
|-
|Mario Tennis||N64||{{y}}||85
|-
|Mario Power Tennis||GCN||{{y}}||82
|-
|Mario Superstar Baseball||GCN||{{y}}||78
|-
|Super Mario Strikers||GCN||{{n}}||80
|-
|Mario Strikers Charged||Wii||{{y}}||86
|-
|Mario Sports Mix||Wii||{{y}}||72
|-
|Mario Party||N64||{{y}}||74
|-
|Mario Party 2||N64||{{y}}||72
|-
|Mario Party 3||N64||{{y}}||77
|-
|Mario Party 4||GCN||{{y}}||69
|-
|Mario Party 5||GCN||{{y}}||79
|-
|Yoshi's Island||GBA||{{y}}||93
|-
|Yoshi's Story||N64||{{y}}||64
|-
|Yoshi's Island DS||DS||{{y}}||87
|-
|Diddy Kong Racing||N64||{{y}}||78
|-
|Donkey Kong Country Returns||Wii||{{y}}||83
|-
|Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze||Wii U||{{y}}||83
|-
|Banjo-Kazooie||N64||{{y}}||91
|-
|Banjo-Tooie||N64||{{y}}||91
|-
|Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge||GBA||{{y}}||74
|-
|The Legend Of Zelda||GCN||{{y}}||78
|-
|The Adventure Of Link||GCN||{{y}}||58
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|A Link To The Past||VC||{{y}}||79
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|Ocarina Of Time||GCN||{{y}}||86
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|Majora's Mask||GCN||{{y}}||87
|-
|The Wind Waker||GCN||{{y}}||88
|-
|Twilight Princess||Wii||{{y}}||85
|-
|Phantom Hourglass||DS||{{n}}||78
|-
|Spirit Tracks||DS||{{n}}||&mdash;
|-
|Skyward Sword||Wii||{{y}}||85
|-
|Metroid Prime||GCN||{{y}}||80
|-
|Metroid Prime 2: Echoes||GCN||{{y}}||79
|-
|Metroid Prime 3: Corruption||Wii||{{y}}||81
|-
|Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards||VC||{{y}}||74
|-
|Kirby Canvas Curse||DS||{{n}}||71
|-
|Kirby Squeak Squad||DS||{{n}}||78
|-
|Kirby Super Star Ultra||DS||{{n}}||85
|-
|Kirby's Return to Dreamland||Wii||{{y}}||89
|-
|Kirby's Dream Collection||Wii||{{y}}||84
|-
|Pokémon XD: Gale Of Darkness||GCN||{{n}}||68
|-
|Pokémon Pearl||DS||{{y}}||76
|-
|Kid Icarus: Uprising||3DS||{{y}}||88
|-
|Pikmin||GCN||{{y}}||74
|-
|Pikmin 2||Wii||{{y}}||83
|-
|Pikmin 3||Wii U||{{y}}||85
|-
|Punch-Out!!||Wii||{{y}}||88
|-
|Tetris DS||DS||{{n}}||82
|-
|Tetris Axis||3DS||{{y}}||78
|-
|Meteos||DS||{{y}}||88
|-
|de Blob||Wii||{{y}}||86
|-
|de Blob 2||Wii||{{y}}||86
|-
|Rayman Raving Rabbids||Wii||{{y}}||61
|-
|Final Fantasy III||DS||{{n}}||&mdash;
|-
|Final Fantasy IV||DS||{{n}}||&mdash;
|-
|Fortune Street||Wii||{{y}}||71
|-
|Wii Sports||Wii||{{y}}||66
|-
|Wii Sports Resort||Wii||{{y}}||68
|-
|Nintendo Land||Wii U||{{y}}||83
|-
|Lego Star Wars||GCN||{{y}}||80
|-
|Lego Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy||GCN||{{y}}||84
|-
|Lego The Lord of the Rings||Wii||{{n}}||82
|-
|NHL 2K10||Wii||{{y}}||&mdash;
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|Team Fortress 2||PC||{{y}}||88
|-
|Portal||PC||{{y}}||78
|-
|Portal 2||PC||{{y}}||87
|-
|Audiosurf||PC||{{y}}||72
|-
|Spore||PC||{{y}}||74
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|SimCity (2013)||PC||{{y}}||75
|-
|Guacamelee (Gold Edition)||PC||{{y}}||84
|-
|The Wonderful 101||Wii U||{{y}}||83
|}
</small>
 
===Friend codes etc.===
May be incomplete, may be not. No idea.
{|class="wikitable"
|-
|3DS||4382-2548-1945
|-
|Nintendo Network||[https://miiverse.nintendo.net/users/Toomai Toomai]
|-
|SSBB||4081-5247-2514
|-
|Mario Kart Wii||1461-6656-9884
|-
|Glimmergarage (Mario Kart 7 community)||45-6512-1181-1168
|-
|Steam name||Toomai_Glittershine
|-
|Steam ID||76561198013182579
|}
 
My current lag situation appears to be: '''Good'''
 
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===Competency Charts===
I don't do this like most other users around here (though many have since stolen the format). Basically, this is how well I feel I play with each character in combination with how much fun I have playing as the character. Characters are also not sorted within blocks.
 
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!colspan="2"|[[Super Smash Bros.]]
|-
|[[Image:HardDifficulty.png|25px]]||[[Image:YoshiIcon(SSB).png|40px|EGGZ]]
|-
|[[Image:NormalDifficulty.png|25px]]||[[Image:KirbyIcon(SSB).png|40px|Munch munch.]] [[Image:PikachuIcon(SSB).png|40px|Ker-zap.]] [[Image:JigglypuffIcon(SSB).png|40px|Ping shot.]]
|-
|[[Image:EasyDifficulty.png|25px]]||[[Image:MarioIcon(SSB).png|40px|u-smash ftw]] [[Image:LuigiIcon(SSB).png|40px|PHYAH JUMP PAUNCH]] [[Image:DonkeyKongIcon(SSB).png|40px|Bleah.]] [[Image:LinkIcon(SSB).png|40px|Flippy spinny sword dude.]] [[Image:SamusIcon(SSB).png|40px|Nah.]] [[Image:FoxIcon(SSB).png|40px|Press B to shoot.]] [[Image:CaptainFalconIcon(SSB).png|40px|Yes!]] [[Image:NessIcon(SSB).png|40px|Wonk.]]
|}
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|-
!colspan="2"|[[Super Smash Bros. Melee]]
|-
|[[Image:IntenseDifficulty.png|25px]]||[[Image:YoshiIcon(SSBM).png|40px|When the chips are down...]] [[Image:KirbyIcon(SSBM).png|40px|Xerox'd.]] [[Image:PikachuIcon(SSBM).png|40px|Run, suckers.]]
|-
|[[Image:VeryHardDifficulty.png|25px]]||[[Image:PeachIcon(SSBM).png|40px|Because.]] [[Image:YoungLinkIcon(SSBM).png|40px|MOO]] [[Image:SheikIcon(SSBM).png|40px|Ninjaninjaninja]] [[Image:GanondorfIcon(SSBM).png|40px|POOOOM]] [[Image:JigglypuffIcon(SSBM).png|40px|Rubbery.]] [[Image:PichuIcon(SSBM).png|40px|Tiers != skill.]] [[Image:MarthIcon(SSBM).png|40px|Tipper'd.]]
|-
|[[Image:HardDifficulty.png|25px]]||[[Image:MarioIcon(SSBM).png|40px|You is caped.]] [[Image:DrMarioIcon(SSBM).png|40px|Defib'd.]] [[Image:BowserIcon(SSBM).png|40px|RAWR]] [[Image:DonkeyKongIcon(SSBM).png|40px|Big lug.]] [[Image:LinkIcon(SSBM).png|40px|Jumps like lead tires]] [[Image:SamusIcon(SSBM).png|40px|I dunno.]] [[Image:IceClimbersIcon(SSBM).png|40px|Get back here!]] [[Image:RoyIcon(SSBM).png|40px|KABOOOM]] [[Image:MrGame&WatchIcon(SSBM).png|40px|Take a number.]]
|-
|[[Image:NormalDifficulty.png|25px]]||[[Image:LuigiIcon(SSBM).png|40px|MISFIYAH]] [[Image:ZeldaIcon(SSBM).png|40px|Get some running shoes.]] [[Image:MewtwoIcon(SSBM).png|40px|Fun, but wonky.]] [[Image:CaptainFalconIcon(SSBM).png|40px|Lightning in a shot glass.]] [[Image:NessIcon(SSBM).png|40px|Zee-woom boing.]]
|-
|[[Image:EasyDifficulty.png|25px]]||[[Image:FoxIcon(SSBM).png|40px|Falls too fast]] [[Image:FalcoIcon(SSBM).png|40px|Flap your wings, you dolt.]]
|}
{|class="wikitable" style="margin:1em auto 1em auto; text-align:center"
|-
!colspan="2"|[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]
|-
|[[Image:IntenseDifficulty.png|25px]]||[[Image:YoshiIcon(SSBB).png|40px|He's the man.]] [[Image:KirbyIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Sucks to be you.]] [[Image:PikachuIcon(SSBB).png|40px|High voltage.]] [[Image:OlimarIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Dwarf tossing.]]
|-
|[[Image:VeryHardDifficulty.png|25px]]||[[Image:PeachIcon(SSBB).png|40px|The sound of frying pans in the morning.]] [[Image:WarioIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Puts the "r" in "fat".]] [[Image:ToonLinkIcon(SSBB).png|40px|I POGO U]] [[Image:ZeldaIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Must be the boots.]] [[Image:SheikIcon(SSBB).png|40px|I is a ninja. U cant see i.]] [[Image:GanondorfIcon(SSBB).png|40px|All the power, none of the "Tick!"s.]] [[Image:KingDededeIcon(SSBB).png|40px|ITS KIRBEH CLOBBRIN TIEM]] [[Image:JigglypuffIcon(SSBB).png|40px|USE MARKER SCRIBBLE]] [[Image:PokémonTrainerIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Shorts!]] [[Image:SquirtleIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Ninja + turtle != Ninja Turtle.]] [[Image:IvysaurIcon(SSBB).png|40px|If Solarbeam was Light-type...]] [[Image:CharizardIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Careful with those rocks, Mr. Fire/Flying.]] [[Image:MarthIcon(SSBB).png|40px|POKE]] [[Image:IkeIcon(SSBB).png|40px|YOU IS NOT RAGNELL'S FRIEND]]
|-
|[[Image:HardDifficulty.png|25px]]||[[Image:MarioIcon(SSBB).png|40px|The man who jumps.]] [[Image:BowserIcon(SSBB).png|40px|RAWR etc.]] [[Image:DonkeyKongIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Mr. Muscles.]] [[Image:DiddyKongIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Yes he did. OLD JOKE]] [[Image:LinkIcon(SSBB).png|40px|A wind sock. On his head.]] [[Image:SamusIcon(SSBB).png|40px|A hamfist...that shoots explosives.]] [[Image:ZeroSuitSamusIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Don't do it. She has lawyers. And a gun.]] [[Image:MetaKnightIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Take a chill pill.]] [[Image:CaptainFalconIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Final Smash cutscene? Go back to your TV and chips.]] [[Image:LucasIcon(SSBB).png|40px|RIP-OFF]] [[Image:IceClimbersIcon(SSBB).png|40px|POUNDPOUND]] [[Image:MrGame&WatchIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Who says retro doesn't improve?]] [[Image:ROBIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Triple-beep and a static.]]
|-
|[[Image:NormalDifficulty.png|25px]]||[[Image:LuigiIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Ho ha hee hay hoo.]] [[Image:FoxIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Get back in your cockpit.]] [[Image:FalcoIcon(SSBB).png|40px|He has some ups, that's for definite.]] [[Image:WolfIcon(SSBB).png|40px|Let's go to O'Donnell's.]] [[Image:LucarioIcon(SSBB).png|40px|No comment.]] [[Image:NessIcon(SSBB).png|40px|I would sue Lucas.]] [[Image:PitIcon(SSBB).png|40px|The annoynace.]] [[Image:SnakeIcon(SSBB).png|40px|If at first you don't succeed - use more explosives.]]
|-
|[[Image:EasyDifficulty.png|25px]]||[[Image:SonicIcon(SSBB).png|40px|YOU'RE TOO FAST]]
|}
{|class="wikitable" style="margin:1em auto 1em auto; text-align:center"
|-
!colspan="2"|[[Super Smash Bros. 4]]
|-
|[[Image:IntenseDifficulty.png|25px]]||[[Image:YoshiIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|...oeuf?]] [[Image:KirbyIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|Kirb is the word.]] [[Image:PikachuIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|Not a Bearded Amprat.]]
|-
|[[Image:VeryHardDifficulty.png|25px]]||[[Image:BowserIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|"Hey Bowser never kicks anything ever, let's give him kicks!"]] [[Image:WarioIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|Insert fat joke here.]] [[Image:ToonLinkIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|Can't swim worth a poop.]] [[Image:GanondorfIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|DISRESPEK]] [[Image:KingDededeIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|*HAMMER*]] [[Image:JigglypuffIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|puddin' puttin']] [[Image:CharizardIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|Look out he's loose!]] [[Image:CaptainFalconIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|UHNF!]] [[Image:MrGame&WatchIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|He don't need your stinkin' textures.]]
|-
|[[Image:HardDifficulty.png|25px]]||[[Image:MarioIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|Mario?]] [[Image:DrMarioIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|MD, or DM?]] [[Image:PeachIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|She does not give one single crap about you.]] [[Image:BowserJrIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|Oddly enough, refusing to fight without tech backup is indeed his schtick.]] [[Image:DonkeyKongIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|ow you punched my air pocket]] [[Image:LinkIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|Real 'rang plz.]] [[Image:ZeldaIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|Alphabetically-challenged.]] [[Image:SheikIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|Broken chain.]] [[Image:LucarioIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|The equalizer.]] [[Image:IkeIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|Someone has ideals of bench-pressing Thwomps.]] [[Image:OlimarIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|All the fun is gone.]] [[Image:LittleMacIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|What's your favourite kind of chocolate?]] [[Image:VillagerIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|Pick up all the things.]]
|-
|[[Image:NormalDifficulty.png|25px]]||[[Image:LuigiIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|Squeaky feet.]] [[Image:RosalinaIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|Observe THIS!]] [[Image:DiddyKongIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|Medium-rare.]] [[Image:SamusIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|Who needs closeups?]] [[Image:ZeroSuitSamusIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|Don't be such a big baby.]] [[Image:MetaKnightIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|Of course he's too good, it's in his job description.]] [[Image:FoxIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|Rocks the socks box.]] [[Image:FalcoIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|That are be Falco.]] [[Image:GreninjaIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|Watered down.]] [[Image:NessIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|He has a big head and little arms.]] [[Image:MarthIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|*shimmering noise*]] [[Image:LucinaIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|marfa 4 n00bz]] [[Image:RobinIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|Book it.]] [[Image:PitIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|Get clubbed.]] [[Image:PalutenaIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|Surprisingly bland.]] [[Image:ROBIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|Flaming farts.]] [[Image:WiiFitTrainerIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|I don't think a fitness freak invented power steering.]] [[Image:ShulkIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|If Monado Arts had good controls...]] [[Image:DuckHuntIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|Quackers.]] [[Image:Pac-ManIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|This town ain't big enough for the two of us quirky retro weirdo-prop-users.]]
|-
|[[Image:EasyDifficulty.png|25px]]||[[Image:DarkPitIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|Not even fun.]] [[Image:SonicIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|Didn't we fire you?]] [[Image:MegaManIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px|Not feelin' the rockin'.]]
|-
| ||[[Image:MiiBrawlerIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px]] [[Image:MiiSwordfighterIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px]] [[Image:MiiGunnerIcon(SSB4-3).png|40px]]
|}
 
===A Smashing Saga===
{{User:Toomai/Birthday quotes}}
*Check out [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5142744/1/A_Smashing_Saga A Smashing Saga]. Basically, it's a fanfiction of the entire story of the Smashers, starting way back in 1999 and following all the way up to the present.
{{User:Toomai/SS Table}}

Revision as of 16:46, November 3, 2014

Bureaucrat.png This user is a bureaucrat.
There's really no point in listening to other people. They're either going to be agreeing with you or saying stupid stuff. —Dogbert
Toomai
ToomaiYoshiWikiClub.png
Character info
Smash 64 main Yoshi
Other Smash 64 characters Kirby, Pikachu, Random
Melee main Yoshi
Other Melee characters Kirby, Pikachu, Random
Brawl main Yoshi
Other Brawl characters Kirby, Pikachu, Olimar, Random
Personal and other info
Birth date (age 35)
Location Peterborough, ON Canada
Miscellaneous info
Skill Other Better than all the casuals, worse than all the competitives

General Stuff

Since I've never played Smash Bros. offline with anyone near my skill level, I have no idea how good I really am - though I can take a decent guess that I wouldn't be able to beat anyone with a properly competitive mindset. That said, as a point of comparision, here is a list of other game-related things I've accomplished:

  • I've cleared the 1P Game of SSB64 on Very Hard (albeit needing all 5 stock), a run that included earning No Damage versus Master Hand.
  • I've beaten Events 50 and 51 in SSBM with every character.
  • I've collected all trophies in SSBM (that can be obtained without hacking).
  • I've cleared the Subspace Emissary 100% on Hard without stickers.
  • I've cleared the Subspace Emissary on Intense.
  • I've earned all 120/150 Stars in SM64/SM64DS twice (each).
  • I've earned all the Stars in SMG and SMG2.
  • I have 5 glittering stars in SM3DL and SM3DW.
  • I'm 550-183 in MKDS online without snaking, as well as being a triple star.
  • I've a Vs Rating of over 8000 in MK Wii, with a Battle Rating of over 7500. I'm also a triple star.
  • I'm 3796-2054 in MK7 online (VR over 11000), and also a triple star.
  • I have a Vs Rating somewhere above 4400 in MK8.
  • I have 200% in DKC Tropical Freeze.
  • I can beat Banjo-Kazooie 100% in under 5 and a half hours without dying (without a strategy).
  • I can beat Banjo-Tooie 100% without a Turbo controller.
  • I own The Legend Of Zelda: Collector's Edition and have beaten three of the four full games it contains.
  • I've beaten Metroid Prime and MP2: Echoes on Hard, with 100% on each. (GCN versions)
  • I've beaten the Elite 4 in Pokémon Pearl with a team of around level 47.
  • At one point, I was ranked 3rd on the Guacamelee (PC) leaderboards for Normal mode 100% speed runs (2:33:38) and 1st for Hard mode 100% speed runs (3:21:56).

Global Smash Power

Global Smash Power
Category Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
Smash Run 1,837,508 —
Solo Classic — —
Group Classic — —
Solo All-Star — —
Group All-Star — —
Target Blast — —
Home-Run Contest — —
Co-op Home-Run Contest — —
Solo 10-Man Smash — —
Solo 100-Man Smash — —
Solo 3-Minute Smash — —
Solo Rival Smash — —
Solo Endless Smash — —
Solo Cruel Smash — —
Group 10-Man Smash — —
Group 100-Man Smash — —
Group 3-Minute Smash — —
Group Endless Smash — —
Group Cruel Smash — —
Solo Trophy Rush — —
Co-op Trophy Rush — —
Total — —
Last updated ~~~~~ ~~~~~

Other Stuff

  • It's pronounced "two-may", not "two-my". Not that it really matters.
  • None of the quotes at the top of this page are just throw-ins. They all have some sort of meaning. (Although sometimes that meaning is just "Toomai has a sense of humour".)
  • People on the IRC tend to call me "toom", or use "0" instead of "o", or do other things to mention me without pinging me. I will never understand why.
  • My "away" name on the IRC, "IAmOot", has nothing to do with Ocarina of Time. It's a combination of a Canadian joke and a lucky reversal.
  • No, you cannot have my offline name, or my face, or my address, or anything of the sort. Only those who are fading and those who are fools ruin their own mystique.

Game list/history

Experience Legend
Yes Owned
No Played

Friend codes etc.

May be incomplete, may be not. No idea.

3DS 4382-2548-1945
Nintendo Network Toomai
SSBB 4081-5247-2514
Mario Kart Wii 1461-6656-9884
Glimmergarage (Mario Kart 7 community) 45-6512-1181-1168
Steam name Toomai_Glittershine
Steam ID 76561198013182579

My current lag situation appears to be: Good

Userboxes

Toomai
                                           
Dispute Handling 30%    
Smash Skill 70%    
Smash Knowledge 95%    
Spelling/Grammar 95%    
Typing Speed 80%    
Wikipresence 100%  
Wikiskill 90%    
Basic Attributes
Admin Of Admins This user is a bureaucrat.
Big Cheese This user is an admin.
Controller Of Zed This user has rollback.
Firewall This user is immune to Flame attacks.
I R Seeing You This user uses the IRC.
Icy Head This user cannot use Flame attacks.
Mr. Vulcan This user's Logic attacks deal 33% more damage.
Notoriety This user is a significant contributor.
Photographer This user can upload screenshots.
Polygon Team This user can create 3D imagery.
Rasterizer This user can create .png images.
Respectability This user cannot use Troll attacks.
Rock Head This user is immune to Troll attacks.
Vectorizer This user can create .svgs.
Other Attributes
Arena Zebra This user runs the Smash Arena.
By The Numbers This user attempts to define everything in terms of predictability and definite values.
Creative Breeze This user can easily create names, nomenclatures, systems, and symbols.
Data Miner This user has Project Smash Attack, BrawlBox, and OpenSA2.
Iconic This user has produced various sets of icons.
Leek Power This user is part of the Smash Lab.
Overcautious Every time one of this user's talk page posts is in the Review phase,
there is a 66.7% chance it will be overthought and discarded.
Shut Up Maggots This user knows it's not your fault but still loathes you
when you edit something a minute before he does.
Strength Of Opinion This user's opinion is often nonexistant and/or immutable.
Tabulated Gridiron This user makes useful and cool tables.
Discord.svg
BayonettaSymbol.svg LADIES & GENTS! Come to the Smash Arena and vote on Round 132: Bayonetta vs. Sora! KingdomHeartsSymbol.svg
MarioIcon(SSB4-3).png This user is the big cheese.
LuigiIcon(SSB4-3).png This user is tall and skinny.
DrMarioIcon(SSB4-3).png This user avoids doctors.
PeachIcon(SSB4-3).png This user couldn't care less about "fashion" or what's "in".
RosalinaIcon(SSB4-3).png This user is astronomical.
BowserIcon(SSB4-3).png This user is persistent, albeit slow.
BowserJrIcon(SSB4-3).png This user can't stand entitled brats.
YoshiIcon(SSB4-3).png This user is sensitive to smells.
WarioIcon(SSB4-3).png This user has no hygiene and doesn't care in the least.
DonkeyKongIcon(SSB4-3).png This user does not like ties.
DiddyKongIcon(SSB4-3).png This user believes that Banjo and Kazooie deserve to be Smashers.
LinkIcon(SSB4-3).png This user prefers a predictable sequel over one that makes changes just for the sake of making changes.
YoungLinkIcon(SSBM).png This user drinks a lot of milk.
ToonLinkIcon(SSB4-3).png This user has a big head.
ZeldaIcon(SSB4-3).png This user has two distinct personalities.
SheikIcon(SSB4-3).png This user has a nonzero amount of ninja.
GanondorfIcon(SSB4-3).png This user has both too much and too little power.
SamusIcon(SSB4-3).png This user works best alone.
ZeroSuitSamusIcon(SSB4-3).png This user is a klutz.
KirbyIcon(SSB4-3).png This user doesn't give a crap about whether a game is "kiddy" or "family-friendly".
MetaKnightIcon(SSB4-3).png This user is faceless.
KingDededeIcon(SSB4-3).png This user drops the hammer.
FoxIcon(SSB4-3).png Only this user has the brains to rule here.
FalcoIcon(SSB4-3).png This user thinks a cloned Final Smash is the worst possible insult to a character.
WolfIcon(SSBB).png This user has never played a game he thinks he couldn't improve.
PikachuIcon(SSB4-3).png This user is ambivalent towards ketchup.
JigglypuffIcon(SSB4-3).png This user has an extremely powerful musical mind.
PichuIcon(SSBM).png This user could have de-cloned the entire roster.
MewtwoIcon(SSBM).png This user is the original, not the duplicate.
PokémonTrainerIcon(SSBB).png This user is super effective.
SquirtleIcon(SSBB).png This user dislikes water.
IvysaurIcon(SSBB).png This user hates the outdoors.
CharizardIcon(SSB4-3).png This user chooses preference over performance.
LucarioIcon(SSB4-3).png This user dislikes traditional fighting games.
GreninjaIcon(SSB4-3).png This user hides in the shadows.
CaptainFalconIcon(SSB4-3).png This user is male.
NessIcon(SSB4-3).png This user is a nonconformist.
LucasIcon(SSBB).png This user is a wimp.
IceClimbersIcon(SSBB).png This user is vulnerable to low temperatures.
MarthIcon(SSB4-3).png This user prefers to remain at a distance.
LucinaIcon(SSB4-3).png This user respects the timey-wimey.
RoyIcon(SSBM).png This user has annoying sweetspots.
IkeIcon(SSB4-3).png This user has no sympathy.
RobinIcon(SSB4-3).png This user has a large vocabulary.
MrGame&WatchIcon(SSB4-3).png This user is probably of the last generation that can appreciate the offline world.
PitIcon(SSB4-3).png This user has an arsenal.
DarkPitIcon(SSB4-3).png This user tells it like it is.
PalutenaIcon(SSB4-3).png This user is a good guy.
OlimarIcon(SSB4-3).png This user has a scientific mind.
ROBIcon(SSB4-3).png This user plays, investigates, and makes games.
LittleMacIcon(SSB4-3).png This user has reflexes.
VillagerIcon(SSB4-3).png This user has large pockets.
WiiFitTrainerIcon(SSB4-3).png This user really shouldn't be alive based on what he eats.
ShulkIcon(SSB4-3).png This user isn't sure where he stands on games with too many options.
DuckHuntIcon(SSB4-3).png This user enjoys your failure.
SonicIcon(SSB4-3).png This user will taunt you.
SnakeIcon(SSBB).png This user once had a huge cardboard box.
MegaManIcon(SSB4-3).png This user likes shenanigans.
Pac-ManIcon(SSB4-3).png This user dislikes paranormals.

Competency Charts

I don't do this like most other users around here (though many have since stolen the format). Basically, this is how well I feel I play with each character in combination with how much fun I have playing as the character. Characters are also not sorted within blocks.

Super Smash Bros.
HardDifficulty.png EGGZ
NormalDifficulty.png Munch munch. Ker-zap. Ping shot.
EasyDifficulty.png u-smash ftw PHYAH JUMP PAUNCH Bleah. Flippy spinny sword dude. Nah. Press B to shoot. Yes! Wonk.
Super Smash Bros. Melee
IntenseDifficulty.png When the chips are down... Xerox'd. Run, suckers.
VeryHardDifficulty.png Because. MOO Ninjaninjaninja POOOOM Rubbery. Tiers != skill. Tipper'd.
HardDifficulty.png You is caped. Defib'd. RAWR Big lug. Jumps like lead tires I dunno. Get back here! KABOOOM Take a number.
NormalDifficulty.png MISFIYAH Get some running shoes. Fun, but wonky. Lightning in a shot glass. Zee-woom boing.
EasyDifficulty.png Falls too fast Flap your wings, you dolt.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
IntenseDifficulty.png He's the man. Sucks to be you. High voltage. Dwarf tossing.
VeryHardDifficulty.png The sound of frying pans in the morning. Puts the "r" in "fat". I POGO U Must be the boots. I is a ninja. U cant see i. All the power, none of the "Tick!"s. ITS KIRBEH CLOBBRIN TIEM USE MARKER SCRIBBLE Shorts! Ninja + turtle != Ninja Turtle. If Solarbeam was Light-type... Careful with those rocks, Mr. Fire/Flying. POKE YOU IS NOT RAGNELL'S FRIEND
HardDifficulty.png The man who jumps. RAWR etc. Mr. Muscles. Yes he did. OLD JOKE A wind sock. On his head. A hamfist...that shoots explosives. Don't do it. She has lawyers. And a gun. Take a chill pill. Final Smash cutscene? Go back to your TV and chips. RIP-OFF POUNDPOUND Who says retro doesn't improve? Triple-beep and a static.
NormalDifficulty.png Ho ha hee hay hoo. Get back in your cockpit. He has some ups, that's for definite. Let's go to O'Donnell's. No comment. I would sue Lucas. The annoynace. If at first you don't succeed - use more explosives.
EasyDifficulty.png YOU'RE TOO FAST
Super Smash Bros. 4
IntenseDifficulty.png ...oeuf? Kirb is the word. Not a Bearded Amprat.
VeryHardDifficulty.png "Hey Bowser never kicks anything ever, let's give him kicks!" Insert fat joke here. Can't swim worth a poop. DISRESPEK *HAMMER* puddin' puttin' Look out he's loose! UHNF! He don't need your stinkin' textures.
HardDifficulty.png Mario? MD, or DM? She does not give one single crap about you. Oddly enough, refusing to fight without tech backup is indeed his schtick. ow you punched my air pocket Real 'rang plz. Alphabetically-challenged. Broken chain. The equalizer. Someone has ideals of bench-pressing Thwomps. All the fun is gone. What's your favourite kind of chocolate? Pick up all the things.
NormalDifficulty.png Squeaky feet. Observe THIS! Medium-rare. Who needs closeups? Don't be such a big baby. Of course he's too good, it's in his job description. Rocks the socks box. That are be Falco. Watered down. He has a big head and little arms. *shimmering noise* marfa 4 n00bz Book it. Get clubbed. Surprisingly bland. Flaming farts. I don't think a fitness freak invented power steering. If Monado Arts had good controls... Quackers. This town ain't big enough for the two of us quirky retro weirdo-prop-users.
EasyDifficulty.png Not even fun. Didn't we fire you? Not feelin' the rockin'.
MiiBrawlerIcon(SSB4-3).png MiiSwordfighterIcon(SSB4-3).png MiiGunnerIcon(SSB4-3).png

A Smashing Saga

  • Check out A Smashing Saga. Basically, it's a fanfiction of the entire story of the Smashers, starting way back in 1999 and following all the way up to the present.
Random Bio
MarioIcon(SSBB).png Mario's not exactly the most interesting Smasher personality-wise, but that's what makes him so important - he's the constant that holds things together. He'll always be there, he'll always help out, and you can bet yer socks he'll never give up. MarioSymbol.svg

Chapter Timeline
1 Invitations are distributed across various universes. Formation April 1999
2 Introductions are exchanged between the newly-acquainted Smashers.
3 Catch the fish, don’t get caught by the enemies. Accustomization
4 Targets are smashed and snatched without mercy.
5 Dogfights are more interesting when you have eleven competent enemies to shoot down.
6 Purple, the colour of mysteries and shadow.
7 Duodecamicitia: an alliance of twelve - with a single goal.
8 Communication can be difficult without the right technology.
9 Branching out horizons to new lengths.
10 Landings can be rough - but they are always appreciated.
11 Buffets are a good source of fun.
12 Cavernous areas instill various emotions, such as fear.
13 Dozens of enemies against a dozen heroes - with a dozen questions.
14 Frontier formation can define a nation.
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