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{{cquote|<center>It is the stated position of the U.S. Air Force that their safeguards would prevent the occurrence of such events as are depicted in this film. Furthermore, it should be noted that none of the characters portrayed in this film are meant to represent any real persons living or dead. </center>|cite=Opening crawl in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''.}}
{{cquote|<center>It is the stated position of the U.S. Air Force that their safeguards would prevent the occurrence of such events as are depicted in this film. Furthermore, it should be noted that none of the characters portrayed in this film are meant to represent any real persons living or dead. </center>|cite=Opening crawl in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, guess what? I've got a job that you're going to love. Nice and easy, this is strictly a salvage mission. No crazy shit, I promise. </center>|cite=Opening text of ''Analogue – A Hate Story''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 386.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro instant. For you. Hate. Hate. </center>|cite=Opening narration of ''I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>My name is Hank, and I sell propane and propane accessories.</center>|cite=Hank Hill in ''King of the Hill''}}
{{cquote|<center>My name is Hank, and I sell propane and propane accessories.</center>|cite=Hank Hill in ''King of the Hill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Namjon yeobi'''.<br><br>''Men are  honoured, women are abased''</center>|cite="A Cliché to Remember" in ''Analogue – A Hate Story''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ah, I knew the dame was trouble the moment they connected to my ship. Couldn't say a word, left all the questions to me...</center>|cite=*Hyun-ae in ''Analogue – A Hate Story''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sir, you can't let him in here. He'll see everything. He'll see the big board!</center>|cite=General Buck Turgidson in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Sir, you can't let him in here. He'll see everything. He'll see the big board!</center>|cite=General Buck Turgidson in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>That's it, man! Game over, man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now?! What are we gonna do?!</center>|cite=Hudson in ''Aliens''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Although it's true that many humans are stupid, immature, and high school drop outs...Humans possess the power to be anything they want to be!</center>|cite=Inferno Cop in ''Inferno Cop''}}
{{cquote|<center>Although it's true that many humans are stupid, immature, and high school drop outs...Humans possess the power to be anything they want to be!</center>|cite=Inferno Cop in ''Inferno Cop''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That's a lot of nuts! That'll be four bucks, baby, you want fries with that?!</center>|cite=A nut salesman in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There's good reason for my glistening skin...and how I shine...and how my pores are so clean and clear. I eat Little Baby's Ice Cream. It keeps me young. It keeps me light on my feet. I spring from activity to activity. I love my job. I love my life. When you eat Little Baby's Ice Cream, you'll wink, and nod, and hug, and high-five each other with great enthusiasm. This is a special time.</center>|cite=Little Baby's Ice Cream commercial}}
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{{cquote|<center>Go ahead and lick something. We lick you very much. If you want to lick something...lick us. We love to lick. We lick to love. We love lickers. </center>|cite=Little Baby's Ice Cream commercial}}
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{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt not quote me happy.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt not quote me happy.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt not go to the same club or bar, week in, week out, just because you once saw a girl there that you fancied that you're never going to fucking talk to!</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music. Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music. Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music. Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>That'll teach him!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
{{cquote|<center>That'll teach him!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
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{{cquote|<center>ded</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>rekt</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Beep... beep... beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... </center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You walk towards the light.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>They will surely feast on your flesh.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It wasn't your time to die...</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Dead from blunt trauma to the face.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That was definitely not your fault.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That was absolutely your fault.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You embrace the void.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Your body was gone an hour later. </center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You died painlessly.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Your death was extremely painful.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Your family will never know how you died.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You die a slightly embarrassing death.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You die in a hilarious pose.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You really messed up.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''I SEE YOU'''</center>|cite=Difficulty clock in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''IM COMING FOR YOU'''</center>|cite=Difficulty clock in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''HAHAHAHA'''</center>|cite=Difficulty clock in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This battle is about to explode!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''.}}
{{cquote|<center>This battle is about to explode!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Live and let die!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>I want to make sure that everybody who has a job wants a job.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>I want to make sure that everybody who has a job wants a job.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>I did not have sexual relations with that woman.</center>|cite=Bill Clinton}}
{{cquote|<center>I did not have sexual relations with that woman.</center>|cite=Bill Clinton}}
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{{cquote|<center>An atheist is a guy who watches a Notre Dame-SMU football game and doesn't care who wins.</center>|cite=Dwight D. Eisenhower}}
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{{cquote|<center>Everyone's going to save something now! Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails... </center>|cite=George Carlin}}
{{cquote|<center>Everyone's going to save something now! Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails... </center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>The planet is fine, it's the ''people'' that are fucked up!</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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Revision as of 02:50, July 11, 2014

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I deserve respect for the things I did not do.
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