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|0={{cquote|No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!|cite=[[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''Sonic Colors''|col=blue}} | |0={{cquote|No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!|cite=[[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''Sonic Colors''|col=blue}} | ||
|1={{cquote|There's no puzzle without a solution.|cite=[[wikipedia:Professor Hershel Layton|Professor Layton]]|col=blue}} | |1={{cquote|There's no puzzle without a solution.|cite=[[wikipedia:Professor Hershel Layton|Professor Layton]]|col=blue}} | ||
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|196={{cquote|Back off! I only bully Neil on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and nondenominational holidays. I understand he celebrates the Sabbath.|cite=Nurf, ''Camp Camp''|col=#3c5200}} | |196={{cquote|Back off! I only bully Neil on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and nondenominational holidays. I understand he celebrates the Sabbath.|cite=Nurf, ''Camp Camp''|col=#3c5200}} | ||
|197={{cquote|Prepare to hurt, and I don't mean emotionally, like I do.|cite=Ace "Chicken Little" Cluck, ''Chicken Little''|col=#abc85c}} | |197={{cquote|Prepare to hurt, and I don't mean emotionally, like I do.|cite=Ace "Chicken Little" Cluck, ''Chicken Little''|col=#abc85c}} | ||
|198={{cquote|Claptrap: Well, of COURSE you won with those cards! Even Steve could've won with those cards, and all he can say is "Hey-ooo!"<br>Steve: HEY-OOO!<br>Claptrap: SHUT THE @#$% UP STEVE. And people say I'm annoying.|cite=''Poker Night 2''|col=yellow}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | |198={{cquote|Claptrap: Well, of COURSE you won with those cards! Even Steve could've won with those cards, and all he can say is "Hey-ooo!"<br>Steve: HEY-OOO!<br>Claptrap: SHUT THE @#$% UP STEVE. And people say I'm annoying.|cite=''Poker Night 2''|col=yellow}} | ||
|199={{cquote|Marty: What's with you tonight?<br>Rizzo: I feel like a defective typewriter.<br>Marty: Huh?<br>Rizzo: I skipped a period.|cite=''Grease''|col=black}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | |||
| January 1 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}|1={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=blue}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | | January 1 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}|1={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=blue}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | ||
| February 14 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=#ff00b2}}|1={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | | February 14 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=#ff00b2}}|1={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | ||
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